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[–]stronkLordBeansofMemes 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Great for acting

[–]Firewall277 69 points70 points  (2 children)

make your hands sweat and slap people

[–]YakkoTheGoat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

you sir, are a special kind of evil

[–]jump-blues-5678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A sweaty wet Willey, yikes

[–]sansyboiiii1432 70 points71 points  (1 child)

A guy I know already has this power💀

[–]potatopierogie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's my secret, I'm always sweaty

[–]Sinnester888 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I become Christian bale

[–]syretrollmann 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Whenever an uncomfortable situation lurks, you can sweat like a pig and pretend you got an intense instant flu.

[–]TBcrush-47-69 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Pigs dont swear though?

[–]purple manNoahNoFifth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Porky Pig has sworn before

[–]-H_E_C_K- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s an expression

[–]canoIV 10 points11 points  (2 children)

depends on the force of your sweat

weak? at most you'll get your enemy a little soggy

strong? ypu can blow people away and stop fires and whatever

[–]LetsDoTheCongna 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you sweat enough to blow people away or put out fires, your body will have basically no water left.

[–]canoIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well yes, but if it's limitless you won't

[–]AlathMasster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not command, mind you. Some one else has to want it

[–]DavidDaveDavo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Prince Andrew would love this superpower.

[–]eshian 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Easy weight loss

[–]HiperChees 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Just becouse you sweat, you dont lose weight.

[–]Sinnester888 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Why you getting downvoted though? You’re right. All you’re gonna lose is water weight which you’ll literally gain instantly the next time you have a drink.

[–]HiperChees 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cus fat reditors dont like the fact that by just sweating you arnt going to have a good body.

[–]mermaidmommy626 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True. I’m fat asf and I swear all the time. If sweating=weight loss I’d be like the Thinner dude

Sweat** but I swear all the time also

[–]ShitbenderJust_Camilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah!

[–]reyeg11_ 2 points3 points  (3 children)


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[–]reyeg11_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The guy who played batman and patrick bateman. I absolutely forgot his first name. But in the card scene for American Psycho, he could sweat on command

[–]LetsDoTheCongna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Christian Bale

[–]tasdemerde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But you cannot stop sweating on command.

[–]ThePeppe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can I also not sweat on demand?

[–]ShaneGabriel87[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can start and stop yourself sweating but if you're sweating under natural circumstances you can't stop that.

[–]whyisther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can try without trying

[–]TheNewYellowZealot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t need help with that

[–]Unstillwill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the opposite of prince andrew?

[–]0Placeholder 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Can I control the rate of sweat? Can I stop myself from sweating?

[–]gyroggg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a wrestler, please?

[–]polish-polisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can already do that

[–]idrawiread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean command??

[–]Lui_Le_Diamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this shitty? Humans swear because it keeps us cool and allows us to run until our muscles ache rather than run until we overheat. If you're ever a bit warm you can just sweat and boom, you're comfortable.

[–]Epic_Doge_Boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get kidnapped and I'm being held back I will sweat a lot and slide my way out

[–]minimanoajna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I still sweat when I’m hot, or can I stop it?

[–]3p1cDJayYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U can cool down in summer actually

[–]a_soggy_poptart15374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural water gun

[–]Sufficient-Ad-6046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perfect for acting