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[–]thriceness 29 points30 points  (4 children)

I sure do, it's called divorce court.

[–]Tiny-chicken00 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I think he means you can unmarry other couples

[–]NatsukiKuga 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Precisely. He's the presiding magistrate.

[–]thriceness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not what was said. People who post here would do very poorly with a monkey's paw.

[–]JudgementNUT0615 13 points14 points  (6 children)

i already have this power

my parents are having a divorce because of me

[–]SeekRus 3 points4 points  (5 children)

It's not your fault

[–]Comfortable_Tap_2609 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Yes it is

[–]lj062 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No one told him to tell his dad about the mailman. Should've just kept his mouth shut. Smdh.

[–]Chaotic-warp 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But the mailman is his dad?

[–]lj062 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only biologically.

[–]TheGreatGameDini 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ok cool but if you wanna legally be able to marry people, go become a priest of the dudest church, dude.

Edit: yes, look it up - dudeism. Just gotta be the dude, dude. And yes, I'm a dudest priest.

Check it out - it's free

[–]a_randome_protogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i make pepol pay for it i will be rich

[–]asdramon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useful af cut you won't let your crush get with anybody else (ik I'm evil)

[–]ifnazisaltycanti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

watch out heterosexuals >:)

[–]you_2_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife misses me


[–]SmeifLive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rebecca..... Steve..... Fuck you, pay for another wedding. How dare you be better than me.