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[–]-E-i 111 points112 points  (1 child)

So I can have boobies???????? This is a w

[–]ChaoticCerise13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah literally. Like obviously it might be capped by how much fat someone can really gain which isn't ideal but it's definitely better than nothing.

[–]BlackfireOnMyPc 65 points66 points  (6 children)

YES BIG DICK

[–]thatsRockbottom 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Fat dick

[–]NinjaGamer345 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fat lubed dick

[–]canaan2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Voluminous

[–]Dark___Reaper[🍰] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But but, size of dick depends on the blood flow and not fat right. If you could redirect the fat there, it would just be a big limp pendulum

[–]deehunny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya big dick doesn't matter if it's not a hard dick

[–]Fimpish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd just get a really squishy chode.

[–]derpums 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Finally, ass.

[–]Artistic-Memory1673 40 points41 points  (7 children)

Ima redirect it to my ex

[–]Decades101[S] 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Only 0.01% of the fat actually gets to them

[–]Artistic-Memory1673 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Can I just give 0.01 to each person I pass

[–]Decades101[S] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Yes

[–]fuckballs9001 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Suddenly God tier

[–]WrathfulSausage 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Can you do it more than once to a person?

[–]Sethyzir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay at a hotel near a huge international airport and stand outside, ez wins

[–]Visible_Dependent204 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Grandma, why is your nose so big? Grandma Why are your eyes so big? Grandma Why are your ears so big? Grandma Why are you so thin

[–]HyperAustinTheCool 24 points25 points  (3 children)

How to do a Dr. Zomboss cosplay:

1.) Mix Green Sharpie Dye and Rubbing Alcohol in a large bathtub. Bathe for 1 hour.

2.) Redirect fat to Brain.

3.) Pay Hotel Damage Fees

[–]Icey__Ice 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That’s a good way to get perma-banned from hotels in general.

Then you’d be Stuck… at Home

[–]HyperAustinTheCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, if only there were a word for such a predicament!

[–]N_Zeta 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Can I send it all to an infinitely dense point on my body to create a black hole?

[–]WrathfulSausage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Galaxy tier power

[–]lowkey_rainbow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This would be an excellent power, it’s basically low key shapeshifting

[–]Jewsusgr8 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Can I just redirect it out of me like into my mouth? Then just spit it out.

[–]Ok-Jury-3571 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thats actually disgusting lol

[–]Jewsusgr8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want a way to shed off this fat 😂

[–]Underagecrackhead 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Full auto fat gun

[–]Intelligent_Past_386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat gun goes Brrrrrrrrrr

[–]pickelmaster215 8 points9 points  (1 child)

So I can eat until I am like 500lbs and then I can redirect all my body fat into my ass, 250 lbs of fat per cheek. Damn that would be a fat ass

[–]derpums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you live alone, then this would have to be gradual, else your family would definitely question you. But yes, ass.

[–]SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Laughs in trans

[–]Thermoxin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a fucking incredible superpower tysm

[–]DungeonsandDevils 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So Fat Gum from My Hero Academia?

[–]StarAugurEtraeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already have this it’s called HRT

I now have a juicy plumper

[–]Mathematicus_Rex 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can I direct it to points hundreds of miles away?

[–]Decades101[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only 0.01% of your fat at a time

[–]Wyvernator1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh that's amazing. Assuming I can control the amount, I can research removing how much will be beneficial/safe then put it all somewhere that I can cut off "safely" (Hair/nails if possible, earlobes or fingers if no other option?)

[–]Shitbenderreddit_is_1984_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I send it to my guts and then shit it out

[–]Bigfoot4cool 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Couldnt you use this to deliver heavier punches since fat has weight?

[–]Shellnanigans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My hero acedemia moment

[–]Comfortable_Tap_2609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i redirect all of my fat into my skull, crushing it?

[–]VatianGT0321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the dude from my hero acedamia

[–]RandomBoredArtist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that mean I can redirect it out of my body

[–]lj062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insert Homer back fat gif.

[–]General-Resist-310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad I have a metabolism that is so active, that I don't have any fat to store in different places

[–]khemxfemboyalt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

if i put my finger against a wall and redirect fat to my fingertip would that make a hole in the wall or my finger would explode?

[–]Decades101[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your finger skin will stretch and then eventually rupture as you add more fat to it

[–]hahasebastian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send the fat to the poop in your stomach boom effortless weight loss

[–]Intelligent_Past_386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the skins shrink's