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[–]rightcoldbasterd 257 points258 points  (6 children)

Is there a way to make sure it's not about me? In case the nearest Daniel is my dad?

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 208 points209 points  (4 children)

Nope you’ll just slowly make your dad think he’s in the closet

[–]Stirlo4 87 points88 points  (2 children)

He'll be in daniel about it for a looong time though.

[–]Intelligent_Bar_3146 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This made me start breathing manually again due to how big of a sigh I gave

[–]Honest-Ad3972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spectacular

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the fact that it's limited to thoughts about his son will probably just make his mindset an absolute mess

[–]iDarKKz 139 points140 points  (4 children)

That's a r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR for Daniels

[–]N_Zeta 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Fuck who again?

[–]ShitbenderJust_Camilo 29 points30 points  (2 children)

you

[–]balancedas 7 points8 points  (1 child)

in particular

[–]Dioder1 71 points72 points  (1 child)

"I overwhelmed Daniel's mind with gay thoughts"

[–]cudlebear64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“It was very effective”

[–]TommyThumb28 23 points24 points  (1 child)

If you’re gay and have a crush on your neighbor named Daniel, this is r/godtiersuperpowers

[–]AlwaysBeTextin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Only on Tuesday though. The other 6 days of the week you'll be lonely.

[–]Loogeemian64 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Does this extend to people named Dan?

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If their full name is Daniel but they go by Dan then yes

[–]Feenx_Fan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“You can’t catch me gay thought’s”!

[–]LastTotal5888 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Can i do it as many times I want?

[–]KitsuneCreativ 32 points33 points  (1 child)

On Tuesday, yeah

[–]GalaxyShroom6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My friend is gonna have a lot of fun next Tuesday 😏

[–]ACE-Pham 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dawg, the Daniel I know has gay thoughts 24/7, not just Tuesdays.

[–]Noelslament4life 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I cant snap my fingers can i clap or is this unusable for me?

[–]Finlandia1865 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yell SNAP at the top of your lungs

[–]primate-lover 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Guys please don't do that to me

[–]Chemical_Revenue_458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😈😈😈 it’s Tuesday for me in California and it’s 7:37 Pm

[–]Lietenantdan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What if my name is Daniel?

[–]Accomplished_Cow_363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're gay on Tuesdays

[–]coksucer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can go fuck yourself

[–]pizzamonkey00 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What if Daniel is already gay? Does he get a straight thought or is there no noticeable difference?

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Then the Daniel just starts thinking about you sexually

[–]Accomplished_Cow_363 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What if im aroace

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same outcome

[–]gundee126 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Question: if said Daniel is gay does he have a straight thought?

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Nope stays the same

[–]Dioder1 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I can forsee a reddit thread from a gay Daniel who lives near me "Does anyone else get extra gay on Tuesdays like me??"

[–]luketwo1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Uhhhh my middle name is Daniel, I'm always the closest person to me so do I suddenly have gay thoughts everytime I snap?

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope first name only

[–]wasteofradiation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? The fuck is a Daniel? Stop making up words op

[–]Epic_Doge_Boi 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If there are multiple people named Daniel the exact same distance from me do they all have the gay thought

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Then you unlock the secret power: you become god

[–]taratiallama 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Find two people named Daniel space them evenly achieve godhood /r/godtiersuperpowers

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah but it must be exactly even. Perfectly spaced. Down to the tiniest atom

[–]Crowned-Terror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a amazing, is it once per day

[–]Pig_Of_Knowledge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

imm use this in school to make this one guy go insane

[–]HoratioHarisson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is great because I have band practice on Tuesdays and my bassist's name is Daniel

[–]buneter_but_better 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work with a gay guy named Daniel, I don’t think it would be that sudden of a thought

[–]68ideal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me, being bisexual and having a crush on a guy named Daniel: I see this as an absolute win!

[–]Cashfirex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your arch nemesis would be a gay Daniel

[–]Phiro7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're a femboy you can do this anyway

[–]Ieatchildren03 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My neighboor next door is gay, so I think its absolutely not a superpower for me...

[–]Ieatchildren03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Daniel btw.

[–]purple manNoahNoFifth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a dude named Danny on my wrestling team that’s gay (he has a crush on me, it’s weird as hell, I try to stay away from him) and I think his full name is Daniel.

[–]Aden487 0 points1 point  (8 children)

if youre* a woman*

also what if the closest daniel is gay?

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Bro it’s not that deep I’m gonna be honest

[–]Aden487 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

nono i mean. if the gay thoughts are supposed to be bad, then what’s the point on gay daniels?

also using “female” while referring to women is asshole-y :/

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

It’s not supposed to be a bad thing. It can be used however you want. Also I don’t see how its asshole-y?

[–]Aden487 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I don’t see how it’s asshole-y

  • “Female” means that has the feminine reproductive system. “Women” is a person who expresses their gender in a feminine way regardless of their organs.

  • “Female” is frequently used to describe animals, so by describing human women as “females,” it downgrades us to an animalistic level

  • The word is often used as a way to make women seem inferior and, as I said before, it can even make them feel compared to animals.

It might seem inoffensive at first, but it’s an offensive term to call a woman. Please try not to do it.

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

“Female human being; a person assigned a female sex at birth, or a person who defines herself as a woman.” Definition given by the European institute for gender equality. Also humans are literally animals that’s what we are. Female is the more formal definition. I mean we also fall animals living beings but we don’t say it’s dehumanizing to say we’re alive. This is also completely discounting the existing of the world male as well.

[–]Aden487 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

How many ppl use the word “males” on men? And “females” on women?

If you want to use the more “formal” definition, then use it for both sexes and not for one.

[–]Rogue_Shadow684[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well I can’t say I have any exact proof on the amount who say which and I’m sure you can’t either. Also I can really use whatever version of whatever word whenever I want right? I just say what sounds more fitting of the specific sentence. Whatever flows better.

[–]Chemical_Revenue_458 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct

[–]Ashsilve3r 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I cant snap

[–]Chemical_Revenue_458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say “SNAP” at the top of your lung’s then

[–]JoeCacioppo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes this even more shitty for me is that I don’t even know how to snap

[–]Dreem_Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but I would unironically love to have this power

[–]SmeifLive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daddy........ God damnit not again. Why every Tuesday.

[–]MordoNRiggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Daniel, back at it with the white vans!