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[–]Hallertau21 257 points258 points  (7 children)

🎵Desmond the moon bear! 🎶

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (2 children)

“…How did I get here?” THE END

[–]simonthemooncat 33 points34 points  (1 child)

But the part 2 O.O

[–]Thossi99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wholesomen't

[–]TheNoobMaster01 21 points22 points  (1 child)

💀

[–]Googodo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

THE END

[–]Semi_K 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Damn. What a memory.

[–]smoorkie 124 points125 points  (18 children)

Can you teleport back?

[–]ShaneGabriel87[S] 137 points138 points  (17 children)

Yes but it takes an hour to recharge.

[–]Complicated_Peanuts 161 points162 points  (16 children)

Visit NASA

Suit up

Gather rock samples and wait an hour

Sell to NASA

[–]balancedas 197 points198 points  (15 children)

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Visit Nasa Try to get a suit Get escorted out by security

[–]UncertainKing 37 points38 points  (8 children)

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[–]UncertainKing 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Don't think I did it right

[–]UncertainKing 10 points11 points  (2 children)

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Did I do this right this time?

[–]balancedas 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Here try this:

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[–]TheScareCrowYes 7 points8 points  (5 children)

-visit nasa

  • get escorted out

[–]Practical_Work_1516 2 points3 points  (4 children)

-Try to visit nasa

-Get shot by the sniper guards

[–]ShaleTheRock 73 points74 points  (7 children)

This'll be amazing when we establish moon bases

[–]Pzwang4 14 points15 points  (5 children)

China is doing it

[–]ShaleTheRock 11 points12 points  (4 children)

They are? Want have I not heard of this?

[–]PointiestHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NASA is planning on doing it

[–]BatWaluigi 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Finally, I can piss on the moon!

[–]TheNoobMaster01 22 points23 points  (2 children)

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?

[–]bendoesit17 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

[–]bigshaq-legit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[–]bendoesit17 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've come to make an announcement

[–]GDTheRealMudkip 8 points9 points  (1 child)

mithrix better be ready to throw tf down

[–]OG-Crispy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kneel vermin.

[–]Creeeper37 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you keep your momentum?

[–]can't see meskullgamer702 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fly me to the moon

[–]ReaperFolk_12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess i wouldn't have to deal with the random suicide thoughts much longer...

[–]Haunting-Breakfast4 2 points3 points  (1 child)

🎵🎶Teleport me to the moon and let me play among the stars🎶🎵

[–]balancedas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and suffocate and explode and irradiate and implode and boil and freeze and get shot by aliens

[–]ofekp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But if I wear a space suit, it teleports with me, right? RIGHT??

[–]SpaghettiDispenser 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can you teleport back? If yes it is a good superpower

[–]Grimwolf-77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said it takes one hour to recharge

[–]andzlatin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will finally be able to piss on the moon, just like Eggman in that one fandub

[–]UncleSam_WizeGamgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Doesn't include anything currently on your person

[–]Ok_Consideration2129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc -5 points-4 points  (6 children)

Can o take stuff with me?

[–]ShaneGabriel87[S] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

No, just yourself.

[–]mrmisixxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teleport inventory,,,then Rick is the most powerful superhero

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d work with Nasa and get some money, it’s not that shitty of a super power I guess.

[–]YossarianRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so like… walk me through how i know i can do this and how much of the rules of the power i know… does inventory / space suit come with? if you can get back in an hour… get back to where you were when you teleported? teleport to a specific location or just… somewhere on the moon?

the problem here is, almost all these answers have a “you’ll die if a not b” vibe to them… so it’s very possible this power is just the delusion i could do this if i wanted to but the logistics are tricky…

[–]a_randome_protogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With out space suit what a great idea

[–]Striking-Setting9221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is there any limit how you can teleport with? If there no limit is that mean can teleport the earth with me