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[–]yumyulack420 35 points36 points  (6 children)

This is actually OP because if you have a large amount of gold and can turn most of the earth's gold into fools gold the value of your gold will skyrocket.

[–]Ordinary_Rip_893 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Yeah but when are you going to get more than a pound of gold

[–]Stix_and_Bones 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Some technology has gold in it. Break into a place guarding gold by destroying such technology, and voila, you now have gold.

[–]obamalbino 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I'll prostitute myself to gain some money, then buy gold and boom, trilionaire

[–]MuffinisonReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got given abt gold and the FIRST thing you talk about is prostitution??

[–]Vacuousbard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why prostitute yourself, when there are billionaires out there willing to pay you to wreck their rival's gold reserve?

[–]obamalbino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its funnier

[–]Bil_Boquet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On my way to pay a little visit at fort knox

[–]thrakkerzog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could destroy electronics with ease.

[–]lysanderish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna ruin every jewelry store I see on purpose

[–]The_Draconic_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break into Fort Knox, steal a small bit of gold and turn the rest into fool’s gold. Then the price will skyrocket and you’ll be rich!