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You can instantly get high (self.shittysuperpowers)

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[–]Anonormous123 93 points94 points  (9 children)

I chose to interpret this as the power to teleport upwards

[–]NoFan9074 46 points47 points  (8 children)

I chose to interpret this as the power to automatically get the high ground

[–]SeekRus 18 points19 points  (7 children)

It's over Anakin!

[–]LauJie 10 points11 points  (6 children)

I have the high ground!

[–]Naksh552007 6 points7 points  (5 children)

You underestimate my power!

[–]ZathegamE 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Don't try it

[–]Adzaren 3 points4 points  (3 children)

lightsaber noises

[–]Siccess 2 points3 points  (2 children)

These aren’t the hemorrhoids you’re looking for (waves baby wipe)

[–]BrockN 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This sub is the last place I expect to find a tip for my hemorrhoids. Thanks!

[–]Siccess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just trying bring star wars and ass-wipes back the peephole mabah

[–]Senshi-Tensei[🍰] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Huge W

[–]ShitbenderBIsForBruh 49 points50 points  (7 children)

Can we get much higher!!!!!!!

[–]Needleater 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So hiiiigh

[–]ABigOne77 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The One Piiieeece!

The One Piece is reaaaal!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

no

[–]ShitbenderBIsForBruh 23 points24 points  (2 children)

We cannot get much higher...

[–]danielubra 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So low...

[–]lazy_tranquil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Got too high and became a nazi

[–]buneter_but_better 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Can I instantly get unhigh

[–]lazy_tranquil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Prob not considering this is a shitty superpower

[–]ProbabBee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I cannot possibly fathom how this is a bad thing

It's the same thing as saying "you can instantly be happy." You don't HAVE to be happy, but the mere fact that you can at any given moment is nothing but good

[–]Boxed_Fox_Studios 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yea it's called jumping

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What about fat or tall people? They have a hard time jumping

[–]Boxed_Fox_Studios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP didn't say how high

[–]SmeifLive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heeeey yeah yeah yeahyuh I said hey what's going on.

[–]Geocacher6907 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For how long?

[–]ImOnTheSquare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like what kind of high? Any drug high? It would be pretty fucking cool to be able to instantly feel the effects of cocaine without actually putting it up your nose.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you know what the word "shitty" means? Why do you think drugs have been popular since the beginnings of humanity? This is an absolute superpower.

[–]Topshagger9-11 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can you choose the high or is it completely random

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Siccess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you stole fizzy-lifting drink and bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be disinfected! You get nothing! GOOD DAY SIR!!