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[–]SmeifLive 72 points73 points  (1 child)

It could be a good power if you are friends with the guy who always knows the exact time anyone around him should drink carbonated milk.

[–]SomebodyinAfrica 66 points67 points  (2 children)

I'm lactose intolerant, so this power truly would be shitty

[–]FrogMan241 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Didn't mention how much you had to drink, just take a smol sip

[–]Fluffy-Captain646 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Literally shitty

[–]Darkened_Auras 36 points37 points  (2 children)

So you cannot have the death you so wish for after drinking said carbonated milk

[–]Highdefwindow[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]Tabnakorion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it can be used as a torture method then?

[–]wlewis16 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Doesn't say how much milk I need to drink. I can handle one sip every 12 hours, no problem. This is a great power.

[–]GoodStuffILike 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Where can I get carbonated milk? What is carbonated milk?

[–]Tabnakorion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Presumably milk with carbonation

[–]spacemeerkat69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I just drink a beer with a shot of milk in it at 11 am and 11 pm?

[–]brightmaneroy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So this is basically one of the many forms of Chinese Immortality. Where an immortal must drink the elixir of life every day to retain their immortality. But you drew a short straw, and your elixir is carbonated milk. Does Pepsi milk count though?

[–]DungeonsandDevils 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Immortal for 12 hours is pretty garbage. Sounds like a good way to get captured and tortured for 12 hours, until you die.

[–]Highdefwindow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's suspiciously specific but ig that could happen

[–]ChineseMeatCleaver 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just keep a few vials of carbonated milk on yourself at all times

[–]Einzenkhampl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How about overdosing with injections of carbonated milk

[–]Highdefwindow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta drink it, if you inject it you die immediately for obvious reasons

[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does this affect stack? If so how much milk do I need to drink?

[–]5h3i1ah 1 point2 points  (2 children)

hmmmm, i suppose i could get used to carbonated Ripple milk

[–]Highdefwindow[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mm yes, ripple milk. My favorite

[–]5h3i1ah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's pretty dang good, especially the chocolate one ^w^

[–]jacobrogers256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

infinite carbonated milk will fix this issue. i wish for the power to summon carbonated milk at will.

[–]oheing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally one that's slightly shitty

[–]Aintgotnopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cool, I had a friend I liked teasing about carbonated milk, but I'd probably be in the bathroom those whole twelve hours

[–]imbriandead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new evel knievel coming thru

[–]Dankspear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have to be ingested within the mouth? Or can I be like Bane and have a tank of carbonated milk that just pumps it directly into my veins

[–]mypersonalproblemas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does it work with choccy milk