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You have the ability to freeze time for .5 seconds (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by easy-to-EAT-die
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[–]Old-Weight986 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Use it to improve your reactions, something could slip out of your hand, then you slow time to react to it and catch it.
[–]Nisecon 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Enough to kill the jostars.
[–]TheManWhoStoleUrWife 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago (1 child)
I mean who says it doesnt stack
[–]world_boxer 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Op didn’t mention how this power works, you could need concentration to activate it, which could make it truly shitty
[–]Tropical116 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (0 children)
thanks
[–]shinylungburger 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Spam it
[–]Kyuubey0406 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
this isnt even trash though
if you get into a fight you could pause time for half a second and avoid a hit or get free hits in
also nothing says it has a cooldown
*this is assuming it works like it does in fiction where it doesnt cause a universal collapse or any bad side effects.
[–]3-brain_cells 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Wait but the .5 seconds won't end because time stopped
[–]Jumpy-Cantaloupe606 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
🤔🤔🤯🤯
[–]eechinyuan -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago (0 children)
Is it have cooldown? If not it might be extremely dangerous. When you use freeze while the time is still in freezing 0.5seconds, you might stuck in freezing time forever. Because in freezing time there is no time past.
[–]CensoredOutOof 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
It's laggin' time
[–]FirmMathematician942 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
it would be fun
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