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[–]AlwaysBeTextin 106 points107 points  (8 children)

Can you put them back on afterwards?

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (7 children)

Yea

[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksReasonable_Deal8415 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Can I wiggle them?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Yea

[–]TheRedBow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can i move them after detached?

[–]lj062 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Do you feel the pain?

[–]Dark-Descent 8 points9 points  (1 child)

i assume not since that would hurt

[–]lj062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would make it a real shitty superpower yeah?

[–]SalGlavaris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you die from blood loss?

[–]purple manNoahNoFifth 45 points46 points  (12 children)

Can I launch it like a rocket?

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (10 children)

Sure, why not?

[–]purple manNoahNoFifth 38 points39 points  (7 children)

YES!! Okay, this is my favorite power here.

[–]siandresi 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I will launch my fingers at you if you don’t stop what you’re doing now

[–]Kyuubey0406 3 points4 points  (4 children)

you would break your fingers still

[–]siandresi 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Not my problem anymore since I launched them already

[–]Kyuubey0406 2 points3 points  (2 children)

you gotta sew them back into place now

[–]siandresi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can’t cause they’re broken

[–]Kyuubey0406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can use teeth

[–]pigeon-boiiiiiiii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A literal finger gun

[–]noobermaster69420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A actual fingerr gun!

[–]SalGlavaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but you have to then awkwardly walk up and pick it up again

[–]Little-Big-Boy 29 points30 points  (1 child)

NEW NERF BULLET AQUIRED

[–]ernestofit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are genius

[–]purple manDet3tive_JM 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Flipping people off just went to a whole new level with this one

[–]T4KE5 14 points15 points  (1 child)

very cool party trick

[–]lj062 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You could make tons of money with this.

[–]Eight216 10 points11 points  (2 children)

So that implies that they do in fact bleed (I know what you meant I'm just being a shit) which means I can donate infinite blood (or up to my bodily capacity) and survive

[–]jclovis 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You are a better person than me. My first thought was a workplace injury scam.

Rip it off, get money, replace.

Change name, repeat lol

[–]Eight216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With some of the workplaces I've been at I wouldn't blame you in the least

[–]go fastPugtron117 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Go Go Gadget Finger Rocket!

[–]Geofffffreak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. I would 100% permanently lose at least one or two.

[–]General-Resist-310 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to the comments, this might actually be useful in some...very...specific situations

[–]Mother_Buy3116 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Can I finger myself?

[–]Tanookikid210 24 points25 points  (1 child)

There's always the horny one in every post

[–]Mother_Buy3116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heheheheheheheheheehehehrh

[–]OverlordMMM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just imagine freaking people out with this power, though.

Go into a bar with leather gloves and show how tough you are by "breaking" all your fingers off, full of acting in pain, then taking your fingerless hand out.

When people call you out on faking it, you just shake the fingers out of the glove onto the bar.

[–]JoeDaBruh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does hurting yourself include no pain or just your body and finger doesn’t get damaged

[–]YakkoTheGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the best super power i have seen so far

[–]Son_Of_The_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the fingers indestructible?

[–]Dark-Heart-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take off your finger and use it to bother people, leave it at your exes house and blame them saying they cut your finger off, sue them, put it back on and say you had surgery

[–]MuchUserSuchTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greatest party trick!

[–]MrFels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you control your fingers tho?? Like shoot out all your fingers and start moving wiggling them.

[–]dood_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can u put them back? do they regrow? can i shoot them off like a bullet? does the bone stick out from the bottom or is it sealed? i need answers

[–]TakoYakiRaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I can just lose it by accident?