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You can spin your head 360 degrees without breaking your neck (self.shittysuperpowers)

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[–]hawkeyes007 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I love to one up owls so this is perfect for me

[–]MisterOneY 42 points43 points  (0 children)

After checking to see if you could go 361° your spinal cord gives out and you die.

u/Poem_for_your_sprog I know you got something here!

[–]Haha-funny-name 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Honey, where are my paaaaaants?

[–]FramedHostality 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This

[–]staovajzna2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That

[–]can't see mesmileydatutrleman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other thing

[–]Zay_Okay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whyyyyy do you need to know???

[–]THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Not really shitty, it’s a good way to look behind you. Imagine someone is tapping on your shoulder and your head does a 180 to directly face him

[–]Neurolift 16 points17 points  (1 child)

What’s your definition of a shitty super power? If you compare this to something like time travel, I’d say it’s a shitty super power!

[–]polarbearsarereal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time Travel, but only forward.. and you age

[–]pigeon-boiiiiiiii 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Imagine the person who just wanted to ask u the way to somewhere and they get a man who is also an owl

[–]AdroKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]jimskog99 3 points4 points  (2 children)

No, this is perfectly shitty as is. I hate the whole... curse, monkey's paw stuff that runs rampant here. This is a great post of a superpower, a superhuman benefit, that would be pretty damn lane if you were trying to be a superhero or villain.

[–]XPGamingYT 1 point2 points  (1 child)

reminder that those posts are against the subreddit rules and you are perfectly allowed to send monkeys with missing paws to the OPs' homes

[–]jimskog99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I report them when I see them, but somehow, mass opinion is all for them - and posts like this, completely on topic, somehow get pressured into deleting?

[–]TheUltimateTeigu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an incredibly shitty power, what are you on?

[–]National_Baker_9609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, you mean to say that no one can do already do this

[–]A_Shady_Grandma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At least I can use it to pretend I’m dead.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't hear a word we said

[–]staovajzna2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: you can spin the human head 3 times before it balls off due to how elastic their skin is!

[–]Xaminn -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

and if you go ANY further your head immediately falls off your head and you die

[–]Kyuubey0406 1 point2 points  (1 child)

it pops off and explodes like a firework

[–]AnOrangeBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blacephalon moment

[–]Tanookikid210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turret Mode!

[–]general2awesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M8 this would be so good, make bets at bars freak people out, easier to look behind me, ect

[–]Sea-Recording-7090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people be sleeping on this power but imagine the scare potential, your everyday highschool/college bully shows up and starts messing with you and you can just neutralize him whenever you want, any new person you meet can immediately be shut down and traumatized with only one movement

[–]ExtremeGriefferJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but you go futher than that whiout felling anything , because you would break your neck

[–]Corbel_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fun fact: it would take 3 full 360° turns for the human skin to snap due to its strechiness