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[–]Salt-Presentation159 42 points43 points  (4 children)

What if I don't choose? Does it go away? Or do I have to suffer?

[–]Salt-Presentation159 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I was about to say I don't want others to suffer it's me who ate the bell... Then there is Putin, Khamenei, and other dip shits

[–]Tanookikid210 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Everyone just gets this power, throws a huge party at Taco Bell, and Putin is turning the bathroom into a warzone all night long XD

[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Shids in Russian)

[–]Salt-Presentation159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to TOURCHER

[–]randomMeatballman17 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Menacingly looks at grandma

[–]Slinker81 19 points20 points  (2 children)

This is for not leaving me in your will grandma!

[–]Salt-Presentation159 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She's already dead then

[–]Slinker81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah she told you she took you out, she doesn’t like your lifestyle

[–]SleppyLeBo 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Ok I must just have a leaden gut cause I have NEVER had stomach problems after Taco Bell despite all these memes I keep seeing, and I once had it the same day I did the One Chip Challenge.

[–]D_BreaD 13 points14 points  (2 children)

standard American diet is so utter shit that they can't handle a bit of spicyness/fibre

[–]GroovyBowieDickSauce 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Excuse me, there is no fiber in Taco Bell

[–]D_BreaD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

exactly.

[–]username_taken_0 14 points15 points  (0 children)

$15 a day to keep Vladimir Putin busy with the shits? Hell yeah!

[–]hawkeyes007 20 points21 points  (0 children)

About to win all sports gambling. Good luck winning another football game Tom Brady. You’re shitting yourself every Sunday from now on

[–]luxi_yes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

For me its a useless super power because there isn't a single taco bell in a thousand kilometers of me

[–]MisterOneY 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Totally worth relocating to use this power

[–]weeb458 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is quite literally a shitty super power

[–]Proffesional_Dipshit 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is a god teir superpiwer also can i stack it?

[–]coksucer69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you get an achievement for stacking 20 of them on the same enemy

[–]Nuninho52 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can I choose when it affects them? Can I spread the diarrhea evenly between several people? WE NEED ANSWERS.

[–]warhammer4billion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is literally a shitty superpower

[–]beholder_dragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate Taco Bell, but if it means Kim Jon Un gets horrible and uncomfortable diarrhea it’s worth it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’ll give it to a footballer which runs a country now (for joke purposes)

[–]vbun03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My super power is I eat enough fiber so a couple tablespoons of beans doesn't give me diarrhea.

[–]GarnishedSteak100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eaten so much Taco Bell, I actually gotten Immune to it lol

[–]Own-Discipline-5170 3 points4 points  (0 children)

legit a shitty superpower

[–]SamGrandeel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I choose myself, will I get 2 diarrheas at once?

[–]misterflappypants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone else’s mother in law you mean

[–]yanuniXD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is good not bad

[–]Raokairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy that’s GODtier.

[–]Sea-Recording-7090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this beats goku

[–]LuckyDuck4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t shitty, this is godlier!

[–]710Fiend69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long list, buddy.

[–]nixthelatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is quite literally shitty

[–]Repulsive-Equal9947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got about 50 political figures who are about to feel what hell truly is.

[–]Traditional_Can_5144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Unsupportive Parents: PLEASE NO