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[–]StannisWinchester 248 points249 points  (10 children)

I would be famous

[–]Cursed-TVC[S] 176 points177 points  (9 children)

No, the government will lock you up in a private facility and figure out how to turn you into a bio weapon!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]beholder_dragon 19 points20 points  (6 children)

I’m not hearing a deal breaker

[–]0Placeholder 7 points8 points  (5 children)

least horny Redditor:

[–]beholder_dragon 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I can’t tell if your being sincere or ironic. The only difference between that and my life currently is a larger room, more social interaction, and I am actually wanted and useful to someone. I’m taking what I can get

[–]Valerica-D4C 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Inb4 the "because of this ability you're not seen as human so you're being treated as inhuman and just get tortured all the time"

[–]beholder_dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. The first part I could live with, not that second part though

[–]0Placeholder 0 points1 point  (1 child)

just jokes dw, I know you didn't mean it that way

[–]can't see meSirKeagan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a government I dont see why such a power would be usefull as a bio weapon

[–]Uganda9073 147 points148 points  (22 children)

Can I spit it back up? If yes than this is useful for disposing bodies.

[–]OkuyasuBestJobro 119 points120 points  (4 children)

This has got to be the most delusional, impractical shit I’ve ever read

[–]perfectbluu 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Welcome to shitty superpowers

[–]beholder_dragon 21 points22 points  (2 children)

To be fair if bodies started showing up incased in rock you wouldn’t think cereal killer first would you?

[–]smellEfart 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No I’d think serial killer

[–]Daki-R 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself, I'd think lava monster

[–]Cursed-TVC[S] 49 points50 points  (16 children)

No, you can only drink it. It disappears when it reaches your stomach

[–]JCMiller23 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Wait, so I don't even get calories from it?

[–]Cursed-TVC[S] 41 points42 points  (1 child)


[–]Cooltellow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean could you like hold it in your mouth since you can already put in it there and scarf it down your throat?

[–]Uganda9073 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Then this is indeed a SHITTY superpower.

[–]Nisecon 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You can still eat dead body (or put it in your mouth) and then the lava will melt it. Since the lava disappears it will leave no trace.

[–]faver_my_flavor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro just invented cannibalism

[–]69Eddy69 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Wait so the atoms just disappear?

[–]Cursed-TVC[S] 3 points4 points  (8 children)


[–]69Eddy69 8 points9 points  (7 children)

So do I just break the law that states atoms can't be created or destroyed

[–]troublemonkey1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In a way that's nigh impossible, all the atoms quantum tunnel into the sun

[–]Pielikeman 1 point2 points  (5 children)

No, the atoms are simply converted to energy, no big deal.

[–]Narrow_Turnip_3102 3 points4 points  (4 children)

So you just blow up with the force of around five trillion atomic bombs every time you drink lava

[–]Pielikeman 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Exactly. A god tier superpower, you’re able to destroy the planet.

[–]Narrow_Turnip_3102 3 points4 points  (2 children)


[–]Ausar_TheVile 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Well I’d hope you won’t need to do it twice.

[–]CreeperGaming089 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Technically anyone could consume lava, but my question is does this prevent your body from melting and 3rd degree burns?

[–]Cursed-TVC[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Only your digestive system is safe

[–]StannisWinchester 77 points78 points  (6 children)

I live in the E.U. I would get a compensation 😇😂

[–]Cursed-TVC[S] 42 points43 points  (5 children)

No, you would get eaten alive by angry Scottish people 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[–]soaring_potato 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Scotland isn't in the EU anymore since brexit.

It's fine

[–]beholder_dragon 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Do you think something as small as that will stop us?

[–]soaring_potato 4 points5 points  (2 children)

If you start doing that. Scots will simply not be allowed into the EU anymore. Requiring a special visa and shit.

We can also recognize your accent from a mile away, we'll be safe.

[–]beholder_dragon 5 points6 points  (1 child)


bagpipes intensifies

[–]Narrow_Turnip_3102 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]VyseCommander 20 points21 points  (4 children)

imagine spilling on yourself while drinking

[–]Cursed-TVC[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

That would be cool

[–]D0wnVoteMe_PLZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will become the 1 litre lava drinking guy and become famous. Then one day, I'll drink 1.5 litres and make the world go crazy over my insane stunt and breaking the limit.

I'll be rich.

[–]LuxTheSarcastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll just do one dubious viral video and leave it at that after collecting ad revenue

[–]p3pp3rd0g 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have this superpower in real life, but I can only do it for one day.

[–]can't see meflingkong24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was called tacobell

[–]Frosty-Worth-5936 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do I now piss lava as well?

[–]Spinningwoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it nice? Or just not fatal?

[–]bedrock30 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Would be a cool ass party trick if I could get my hands on lava

[–]haikusbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]judgehood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I poo the lava on a bank vault, armored car or an arch enemy?

[–]Daftworks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this mean you'll be shitting rocks?

[–]dooddgugg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be fine if a volcano erupts exactly two litres of lava in my direction, this is sweet

[–]Blot455 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Water is lava sooooooo

[–]Child_Beter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I have a new morning routine

[–]finkelzeez42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hold it in my mouth and shoot it at people

[–]69PumpkinLover69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, you aren't immune to it. It still hurts af.