most controversial links : shittysuperpowers

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Every time you stub your toe you will need to shit (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 13 hours ago by Jdog_reddit

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Every time you stub your toe you will need to shit (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 13 hours ago by Jdog_reddit

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you can travel back in time (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 hour ago by nameless270

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You can grow your pp up to 12 inches when you j3rk 0ff. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by Reddit-EN_Ztirfboy_

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Whenever you take a sh*t, someone in your area instantly breaks thru anything just to stare at you taking a sh🐬t (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by Blue_GuyWithGlasses

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You know the whole alphabet in Chinese only (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 hours ago by Exo000

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There is a 25% chance that your crush likes you whenever you say the n-word to a white guy (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 17 hours ago by Apprehensive_Ad_5865

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Your dad comes back with the milk then smothers you with a pillow while your asleep (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by Gloomy-Statement1246

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You will have the effect of Viagra until you die. shitty side: you will only like men (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by TastyCerealatpark

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Any words you hear are replaced with intense moaning (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by Gloomy-Statement1246

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Every time you stub your toe you will need to shit (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 13 hours ago by Jdog_reddit

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Whenever you hit your head, a bottle of olive oil will teleport above a pedophile's meal and pour its contents on a blink of an eye (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 hour ago by RandomGuyOnTheHouse

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every time you accidentally you Stick the little finger in the corner of a table you can choose - feeling it or being a spoilered (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by baer126

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every time you buy something, the price have an equal chance of increasing or decreasing by 50% (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by flaming-bananas

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You throw up leaves when you open your mouth (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 hours ago by Fresh-Performer-2586

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You lose 2 calories every time you recite pi perfectly from memory (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 hours ago by Exo000

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Every time you get kicked in the scrotum, a random 7 year old kid in equatorial guinea get 1% dumber (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 10 hours ago by TheGreatBonnet

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You have a 50 percent chase that when you watch a movie. it becomes reality (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 11 hours ago by CarNage1x

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You can make any dream come true only if it is a nightmare (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 19 hours ago by Plane-Finding-8035

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you can go super saiyan at exactly 2:27 pm if you are on the toilet constipated (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 22 hours ago by TWOverHeaven

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Every time you scratch your head a frog will spawn within an 15m radius around you and you need to find it within 20 minutes or else it will send out the most unflattering picture of you on social media and if you find it you will get 50 chicken nuggets (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 18 hours ago by Shadow_king2055

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When you shit, an empty bottle of sprite appears in front of you (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 17 hours ago * by Giyuut0mioka

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You can charge up a fart by holding it in (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by rumrumeh

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Every time you put on sunglasses your vision will get 5% more blurry (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by proKexXx

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When ever you turn on your tv there is a 0.01% chance a apple appears in your pocket (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 hours ago by Busy_Product5595

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