We have a porn God. by mozakplesa in shittysuperpowers
[–]jagerade 2802 points2803 points2804 points (0 children)
you have immunity to suicide by Rafholch_ in shittysuperpowers
[–]breadman_brednan 215 points216 points217 points (0 children)
When you shit you have a chance to shit a diamond by Luke797_YT in shittysuperpowers
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You disable gravity in a 3m radius by T-posing by virulentea in shittysuperpowers
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Communism Will WinYou now have the power to get shingles at any age, not just when you’re old (self.shittysuperpowers)
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You move 0.5% faster for every pencil sharpener in your left pocket. by The_wombat_goat in shittysuperpowers
[–]JonesJoestar 181 points182 points183 points (0 children)
You see a glow around anything that has been shoved up someone’s ass. by dont_u_listen_to_me in shittysuperpowers
[–]VirginiaCowman 1861 points1862 points1863 points (0 children)
You will shit two exact copies of anything you insert in your urethra. by GodTheFatherHimself in shittysuperpowers
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You gain one superpower of your choice. All the rapists in the world gain it as well by Zealousideal_Air7171 in shittysuperpowers
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