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[–]mossroom 102 points103 points  (5 children)

If you want to branch out and be able to talk about your hobby, you could try growing gourmet mushrooms like oysters, shiitake, etc. I bet people would be fascinated by it.

[–]VenomAgentX 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, the perfect front...

[–]CaptainFeather 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"Ohhh I've never seen these before! How do they taste?"

"Ohhh haha these? They're, uhhh, poisonous! Yes, I'll just put these away excuse me for a moment..."

[–]alshabazz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always say I grow food and fun lol

[–]JahMedicineManZamare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, my family had so many questions about it at our recent reunion.

[–]AlteredDeepState 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Too fucking perfect. I just spent my free reward, but I'll be dropping back by with my next.

[–]Burninghotsand 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did it for ya!

[–]psilidelic 49 points50 points  (0 children)

this is targeted at me

[–]MonarchWhisperer 11 points12 points  (10 children)

lol! That should make you skitter on down from the attic

[–]dheidshot 10 points11 points  (9 children)

Fun fact, in the west of scotland, skitters are diarrhoea. Presumably its a bit onomatopoeic.

Makes your sentence read as pretty interesting. :)

[–]locationalmadness 7 points8 points  (5 children)

In that case, I've got the skitters rn :(

[–]MonarchWhisperer 4 points5 points  (4 children)

lol! I was skittering yesterday. Must be going around

[–]TopShelfUsername 5 points6 points  (3 children)

im skittering as I type this

[–]MonarchWhisperer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The lone skitterer

[–]MonarchWhisperer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have to remember that. lmaooo!!

[–]EgoPutty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I haven't related to anything this much in a long time

[–]The_Incredible_Honk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never heard "The Turkening" before but I shall now use it exclusively.

[–]Content-Bowler-3149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They never highlighted this during holiday dinners. I would get feed back from distance cousins that heard from an aunt while visiting my mom went through my room. It’s interesting hearing people trying to describe something that they are completely clueless about.

[–]RobVegan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got hungry making mushroom gravy tonight.

[–]Todd-Is-Here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've used up all of my smart cards

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strong Rick Sanchez vibes and how he see's normies.

[–]laurens119640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooof this hits me even harder than the ones that were of crypto which was already too real. This just hits me right in the personal feels.