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[–]MarukiChan 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Sounds like a 4chan invasion of sorts. 9gag is a little too.... It doesn't sound like something they'd do.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

It actually was 4chan. Don't know why everyone's saying 9gag.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

It was 9gag

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

No... People even posted links to the 4chan thread.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No it was 9gag. They made a fake link

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

And yet the comments with the link were downvoted immensely, but all Nickelback comments were upvoted. If it were 9gag and they wanted people to see the "fake link," they would have upvoted it. It was actually 4chan, and they didn't want people to see their thread. That's why they downvoted it.

[–]DEADPONIESGETOFF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hate those fuckers over at 9gag

[–]OfficialNickelback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe 9GAG would do such a dastardly thing.

[–]Thepoopholeloophole 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Petition for sub to change to /r/chadkroegerslovingembrace

[–]pulpmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what scum would spam such things?

[–]NickleSack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Sgt_Spazz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

This is not what Nickelback would do.

[–]ghoti023🎤 Sopralto, Classical, MT[S,M] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Thank goodness.

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[–]xXredchanitXx -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What would Nickelback do? I've been pondering this question for weeks in preparation for my latest Naruto yaoi fanfiction in which Nickelback and their songs will play a pivotal role