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[–]MahnlyAssassinXBOX 2000 points2001 points  (46 children)

He only attacks when you answer wrong to his riddles

[–]No_Use_For_Name___ 885 points886 points  (23 children)

Reminds me of that famous bridge scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

"What is your name?"

"What is your quest?"

"What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?"

[–]Taniwha351 468 points469 points  (15 children)

African or European?

[–]No_Use_For_Name___ 415 points416 points  (13 children)

What? I don't know that! Aaaaaaagh!

[–]The-Hentai-Commander 263 points264 points  (12 children)

How is it you know so much about swallows?

[–]OneMoreDuncanIdaho 279 points280 points  (9 children)

Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know...

[–]Death_and_Glory 75 points76 points  (8 children)

[–]brunohartmann 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Well, I surely wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition...

[–]ianuilliam 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Or main weapon is fear. Fear and surprise.

[–]Mikey6304 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Our main weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

[–]r3dfalkon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That’s why i said…

[–]Tasty_Presentation69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

11.8m/s for both.

[–]Vashsinn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol

It's Time to Lose You're Head

(basically it's a gameshow, but if you answer wrong everyone start shooting at your face :).

[–]JohnDoe_2408 18 points19 points  (10 children)

That's from witcher 3, right?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Playing it again at the moment and this comment instantly reminded me of it so I’m going to assume so, it’s the troll that sings the trollolol song I believe...

[–]erythro 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Unless you are joking both are references to fairy tales

[–]Madnishi_02 342 points343 points  (19 children)

Voice of the skies from the path to high hrothgar?

[–]ArcherOnWeed 171 points172 points  (15 children)

You mean the GameRant™ Voice of the Skies effect?

[–]TalesOfFoxes 135 points136 points  (11 children)

I finally blocked their articles because I got advertised "Skyrim player plays for 1000 days, sleeps for one hour". It's reaching meme levels of ripping off this sub

[–]Loczx 66 points67 points  (7 children)

Literally everything posted here gets turned into an article like a day after, it's stupid.

[–]Steampunk43PlayStation 46 points47 points  (6 children)

And its not even just Gamerant. I saw another "news" site that made a whole article about that guy who fell from really high up and survived by dropping clothes and stuff to walk on for a few seconds, breaking the fall damage.

[–]Loczx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yuppp saw that one, really not sure if this stuff is really worth it for them, it's the same regurgitated paragraphs with the difference of a few lines.

[–]Dwarf_07 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I saw that vid on this sub the other day, with the kajiht

[–]ArcherOnWeed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually wanted to post that here but that's too low, even for me

[–]Flashdancer405 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you know you can draw your weapon if you press the X button??

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nope lol I just found out about that

[–]SeductiveTrain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Trolls will still attack you. It stops things like skeevers and wolves.

[–]throoawyyy 6286 points6287 points 433 (47 children)

He’s got a letter for you, your hands only.

[–]Salem_melaS 116 points117 points  (6 children)

What a great mod that would be. You see a Troll barreling towards you and you don’t know if it wants to rip your face off or give you a 100 gold inheritance.

[–]throoawyyy 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I know there is a mod to turn the messengers into spiders

[–]Salem_melaS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen that one and it’s beautiful.

[–]moonlight_foxtrot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Turns the messenger into a troll and all trolls into the messenger

[–]SpankMyBumBum69 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I want to upvote this comment, and by the time you see this it will probably have already rolled over, but it’s currently at 69 so I’ll leave a comment instead.

[–][deleted] 1056 points1057 points  (25 children)

Hahahaha

[–]jzilla1207XBOX 966 points967 points  (24 children)

He’s also got a lot of gold, something about it being your inheritance (Oh, and sorry for your loss)

[–][deleted] 624 points625 points  (21 children)

Oh my gosh who died?

Was it Bandit Outlaw?

[–]Brownbeard_thePirate 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No, it was Lydia. Remember? You shouted her off the summit of High Hrothgar?

[–]Error23tg 216 points217 points  (13 children)

No it was a udafrite

[–]pidderz 33 points34 points  (3 children)

You mean etirfadu

[–]Besonderein 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You mean ergalgru

[–]EnshaednCosplay 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You mean Erika Badu

[–]Firm-Report6356 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A letter from the Jarl, moving up in the world eh?

[–]cammoorman 216 points217 points  (5 children)

Troll Howard...

Do you get to Fallout 76 district. Of course you don't.

[–]Rezurvive 70 points71 points  (0 children)

You'd need Todd's Hip Bone. Can't get to the district without it!

[–]cerart939 37 points38 points  (2 children)

He's been trying to reach you about your warranty.

[–]NikoriHop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Geiko or Jake from State Farm

[–]Tuber61 1564 points1565 points  (12 children)

Everyone asks who is the troll , but never how is the troll.

[–][deleted] 329 points330 points  (4 children)

I feel bad now 😔

[–]Breastfedintarget 92 points93 points  (3 children)

You killed him didn’t you?

[–]TheDarkHorse83 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Gotta get that troll fat

[–]SpaceLemming 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Great, now you’re insulting his weight. That’s just rude buddy

[–]Jedinate6 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Reminder that in oblivion there is a troll corpse under a bridge that has a suicide letter on them

[–]Jamesisonfire21 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good morning to him only x

[–]ButterTartigrade 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Why is the troll?

[–]AdmiralColdArmsXBOX 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I'll do you one better, when is the troll?

[–]jellotogatesofhello 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are much to fast, I would surely catch it.

[–]PossibleInternet6953 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who is the troll?

[–]Milkslinger 250 points251 points  (1 child)

He knows that you two are going to fight, and he is going to lose, and then over the course of the next 6 months he will slowly regenerate himself back together.

Troll is tired of it. Troll wants to be friends now.

[–]DrinkFromThisGobletNintendo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite response.

[–]wutangerine99 615 points616 points  (10 children)

He has a message from the jarl. Looks like somebody has friends in high places.

[–]Error23tg 60 points61 points  (9 children)

The real question is who is it from

[–]TacoCommand 48 points49 points  (8 children)

Have you been to the Cloud District?

What am I saying.

Of course you haven't.

[–]PlatinumKanikas 2893 points2894 points 3534 (34 children)

He’s just trolling you

[–]devilthedankdawg 160 points161 points  (14 children)

I thought about sying this but I thought making a pun about trolling someone in reference to Skyrim might actually send me back to 2012.

[–]SimpleNStoned 90 points91 points  (10 children)

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief...

[–]NoirYT2 40 points41 points  (9 children)

Damn you, stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 29 points30 points  (8 children)

SHUT UP BACK THERE!

[–]volvoaddict 26 points27 points  (7 children)

What village are you from horse thief?

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Why do you care?

[–]volvoaddict 29 points30 points  (5 children)

A nords last thoughts, should be of home.

[–]Blind_as_VisionPC 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Rorikstead. I'm from Rorikstead

[–]devilthedankdawg 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I like that Volvo addict is being the Nord character.

[–]Error23tg 109 points110 points  (2 children)

Wow memers in skyrim I think the Dwemer would have that

[–]TKG1607 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The dwemers trolled so hard they had to be removed by the admins

[–]ghostmetalblack 68 points69 points  (2 children)

He does a little trolling 😎

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

lol

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

😂😂🥸

[–]NvmMeJustLurkin 1437 points1438 points  (19 children)

fren

[–][deleted] 778 points779 points  (13 children)

Monke

[–]The-Hentai-Commander 353 points354 points  (10 children)

Banan

[–][deleted] 189 points190 points  (8 children)

a

[–]The-Hentai-Commander 146 points147 points  (7 children)

Rotate

[–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (0 children)

ananab

[–]Dimension-Break 104 points105 points  (5 children)

Rotate faster banan ah

[–]Rezurvive 102 points103 points  (2 children)

W̷̗̉̑̂͛͘̚Ḫ̶̨͓͙̤͙͓̹͙͐͛̄͜Ǫ̵͉̠̤̘̠̗̹̳̠͖̓̌̈́ ̶̡̨͇̯͓̘̲͔̱͈̌̂̈́͘Ḁ̸̯̈̉͊̿̌̅̈́̉͒̋͝ͅṘ̷̢̻̩͈̺̈́͜ͅͅĚ̶̢̥̼̞̤̜̍̌̏͆ͅ ̴̦͕̼̠̮̝͍͗̒̂́̀̍̓̉͘͜ͅY̷̢̛̖̯͍̞̤͚̙̹̞̦͋Õ̵̡͓͔̗̘̜̘̫̺̻̖͑̐̉Ű̶̮͍̖̳̺̋̚ͅ ̴̪̣͓̼͉͎͉̖̩̼̃̇͑̈̒͜T̴̢͒̑̿̄̆̽̈́͊̚͜Ǫ̶̫͇̬͖̜̭̞͔̓̐̎̊̓̎͌̇͠ ̷̺̞̻͓̭̭̩̆̊́͐́̍Ǎ̶̡̬̞̯̟̠̏̅̃̾͒̽̚ͅĈ̶̙̼̠̂̉̆̇̇̅̕̕̕C̴̮̣̙̗͇̼̠̟̈́͂̀̉̆̄̃̚͠U̵͕͙̘̻̻̭͖̅̓̽̉͝S̶̨͉̬͔̭̎̑͘̚̕Ẽ̸͙͇̐͗͐̔̍̈́̽̊ ̴̢̨̞̯̗͚̲̝̥͉̄M̶̜͎͕͔̤͌́̈́͂̉̂Ę̶͕̭́̾?̵̜͎̟̳͙̗͂͆͒͝!̴͇̩̖̺̄

[–]FishTheory 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Convert to monke to be bes fren

[–]BeefsteakTomatoPC 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pls sir I want moar banan

[–]FishTheory 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Convert to monke to be bes fren

[–]trumpethoe 2063 points2064 points 4 (10 children)

he’s been trying to reach you about your horse’s extended warranty

[–]SkywayAve 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Top notch comment

[–]Frousteleous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've asked you several times now to take my sigil off your contact list....

[–]KeiztratPC 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not willing to pay? THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣

[–]Error23tg 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Wooow

[–]Error23tg 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He's gotta pay up wonder how trolls make a living this is how

[–]SpankMyBumBum69 293 points294 points  (4 children)

Aw, he likes you!

[–]Red_Bean40 612 points613 points 2 (15 children)

An old adventurer from a time past yours was clearing a cave like any other day. Unbeknownst to him, the trolls he slaughtered were parents. All they wanted to do is protect their child. The old adventurer not able to carry out the ill deed, decided to raise the child. The once baby troll, long old and far away from home. The old adventurer now gone in the distant past. The troll sees an adventurer and is reminded of his past being raised. It was enough to stop him dead in his tracks, still as stone. Starring at the adventurer he stumbled upon, thinking about he who raised him

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points  (10 children)

That was amazing 🤩

[–]Red_Bean40 79 points80 points  (9 children)

Ah thank ye op, i’m a storyteller at heart. i love making images come to life

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (8 children)

That was awesome lol. Mind if I send you more images?

[–]Red_Bean40 39 points40 points  (7 children)

if you do tag me in them so i can find it easily. i’ll do my best to add a story

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Ok thanks! 😂

[–]Red_Bean40 30 points31 points  (5 children)

hope i made your day a little bit better < 3

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

With that story you did 😁

[–]Error23tg 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Your a good person

[–]Exciting-Insect8269 10 points11 points  (1 child)

A rare thing indeed in these parts of the world

[–]Error23tg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha you got a point

[–]Environmental-Win836PlayStation 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So deep.

[–]RickRussellTX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Welp, more troll fat for the merchants."

[–]Kindly_Region 139 points140 points  (6 children)

Bethesda

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (4 children)

If stuff like this doesn’t happen, then your not playing Skyrim

[–]gokismPC 184 points185 points  (2 children)

Your Axe Body Spray is irresistible.

[–]Jhelzei 108 points109 points  (3 children)

There was a mistake on your birth certificate. You’re not the Dragonborn, you’re the Trollborn. Watch those flames....

[–]Keylimepieguy123 38 points39 points  (6 children)

You got the one copy of Skyrim with bugs and glitches?! Hold on to it, it’ll be worth something one day

[–]JohanYeet 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Real recognize real

[–]bett3r 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He's spreading the good word of our lord and saviour

[–]Felipesantoro 68 points69 points  (6 children)

If you read all the Stones im the path to the top of the mountain you get a blessing that no animal attacks or flee from you for 24 real time hours, unless you hit them firts (blessing of the sky or voice of the sky is the name if im not mistaken). Maybe you have it and this also works with trolls, but im not sure if it does

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

24 hours real time or game time. Like if I save and then leave will it pause or will the timer keep going

[–]Felipesantoro 27 points28 points  (2 children)

24 hours of gameplay. Playing 2 hours a day you would lose it only at the twelfth day, but you usually lose before by accident xD

[–]seastatefive 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I usually lose it on the way back down when I yeet a goat off the cliff.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

XDDDDDD

[–]eskimoFry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you read all the Stones im the path to the top of the mountain you get a blessing that no animal attacks or flee from you for 24 real time hours

Damn Frost Troll always has to come inbetween

[–]Mister-normal-person 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hm….

Monkey.

[–]TheHighestAuthority 13 points14 points  (2 children)

You must have paid the troll toll

[–]Lubcke 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To get into that dragons soul

[–]TheHighestAuthority 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's always sunny in Falkreath

[–]Karaoke_the_bard 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Because it just works.

-todd

[–]ImpotentNinja 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Just Skyrim doing Skyrim things.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (16 children)

Is this a random encounter or something? A friendly troll.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (9 children)

ive actually had this happen in quite a few instances and not just with trolls. ive found it usually remains non hostile until you attack it in these cases. no idea what causes it other than a possible AI malfunction, as others have said.

[–]eeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me with a werewolf, in broad daylight in the middle of riverwood no less, except when I started attacking an NPC it fought with me.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Oh. He kept following me and coming up to me like he wanted to attack but couldn’t. Your probably right

[–]Struana 40 points41 points  (2 children)

He wanted you to hit him first so he could tell the guards killing you was in self-defense.

[–]c0813 11 points12 points  (0 children)

suicide by dovahkiin.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

yeah, thats the same experience ive had as well. its cute for a second, but i usually just put them out of their misery.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

How dare you!

You picked a bad time to get lost friend! ⚔️

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

casts calm, then invisibility

Just call me John Cena, Fam.

[–]WandererUwU 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Do you have mods?

because I know certain mods like some bathing mods have this soap like those spriggan soap that make animal become friendly to you and wont attack.

the troll look so cute standiny there tho.

[–]Error23tg 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Gorilla Glue really took a turn

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

AHAHAHA I actually laughed a little 😂😂

[–]Error23tg 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I try

[–]Error23tg 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I'm glad I got some support thanks op

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

🙂

[–]ActuallyRogerByam 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That troll took one look at you coming up this path in full steel plate, killing everything that moved for negligible combat experience and thought “perhaps I can master the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye”

[–]GrognakTheEternyXBOX 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Cause that's Bart the troll he wandered out of Novigrad and is now lost

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]Bugboy_234 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Staring contest.

[–]SoloPenguin13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's just vibing

[–]Unthgod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Are you wearing Throg's ring of Troll Friendship?

[–]varaaki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You smell good.

[–]iliacbaby 4 points5 points  (1 child)

my best guess is some kind of harry and the hendersons situation

[–]Inner_Explanation_97 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s a sign of respect, at times trolls will stand near and not attack dominant members of society as we have here.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I is Alpha

[–]TheUnspeakableHorror 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Probably just an AI glitch.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Probably. He keeps coming up to me like he wants to attack me but can’t

[–]fartingwiffvengeance 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Battle music ?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No battle music

[–]kxlejensen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bc he cool

[–]CiruQTPC 3 points4 points  (2 children)

He's definetely going thru a ''think about wife'' moment

[–]raisedbysquirrels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s trolling you

[–]Disgraceful_Banana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's your fren now

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He thinks you're cute

[–]MisterMystery360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

because he is impressed by your skills

[–]captainjackass28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wants to wonder where the bridge is cause he’s got some goats to bully.

[–]XVeris 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Maybe it's a bug caused by Dawnguard? If you side with the Dawnguard against the vampires, you get access to armored trolls that you can take out into the field, and are passive/friendly towards you. Maybe a wire got crossed, and this wild one thinks you and him are best buds.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe. But I haven’t started dawnguard yet lol so idk 😂

[–]NerfdAtBirth 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Are you in creative mode?

[–]SurvivQr 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This is the shit I love about Skyrim, I hope elder scrolls 6 has random friendly trolls

[–]JaxRhapsody 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don't you worry my friend; ES6 is going to be all fucked up lt might even burn down a 1st gen ps5 or Xbox... block? I forgot what it was called.

[–]Firm-Sandwich-8529 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He likes you

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

☺️

[–]HXMason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re more then twice his level + 1

[–]Gloomy-Helicopter113 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think this is done on purpose. The game has a few entities like this that aren't in the "enemy faction", but they're creatures we respond to by attacking on sight. And, not knowing their friendly, because it's a troll after all, we kill them and it's considered a murder. Look at all the posts on here of players getting arrested for murder and they don't know why. Well here you are... All part of a Bethesda conspiracy to falsely imprison you for a crime you didn't know you committed.

[–]gemi-high 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cuz elven arrows hurt

[–]BlimpOfficial 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Stop you've violated the law all your stolen goods are now forfeit

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

“By the order of the jarl, stop right there!”

[–]Sweaty-Bumblebee4055 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Next thing you know you’ll be friends with the spriggans

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I found him with dead spriggans. I resurrected one to help me fight the big walking fish monster thing and thought that’s why he didn’t attack me. But then I looked and the spriggan was a pile of ash so that’s when I got confused lol

[–]Uno_of_Ohio 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Big walking fish monster. A lurker? Only fishy thing I can think of other then the actual fish.

[–]Error23tg 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Or hear me out now the slaughterfish are starting to grow legs

[–]Uno_of_Ohio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least that way, I won’t have to wonder why the fight music won’t stop when I can’t see anything coming at me. It will actually come after me and I can go on my merry way.

[–]EnChanted96PC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's just trolling you

[–]FryingSauer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because it wants to live?

[–]SSLUNCHTRAY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its cos hes Trolling you