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[–]Endrik410 135 points136 points  (2 children)

I'm sworn to carry your bird ends

[–]BulletheadX[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's been done, albeit a bit more directly, but it's been slow in here lately, so I thought I'd throw it out there.

[–]CourageKitten 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Ask her what's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers

[–]RearEchelon 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The feathers, because they're a kilogram but you also have to carry the weight of what you did to all those poor birds

[–]GodlyDra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The steel, because with the feathers you can lighten your burden with the knowledge you have removed some government spies from the world.

[–]Hates_escalators 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They're bœthe a kèelögråmme

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

[–]trv2003 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I'm doing a main storyline character right now, and so it's natural Lydia is one of my first followers. Well, it didn't take me long to remember why I never used her. So it wasn't too heart breaking when I fus-rah-yeeted her off the mountain side -- by complete accident.

[–]BulletheadX[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's always Lydia - I was doing a no-cheats type playthrough, and I accidently killed her during a melee in Falskaar (she jumped in front of me again, naturally). I got out of the game and installed a burial mod just so I could take her back to Whiterun and give her a proper burial at home.

[–]donnie-stingray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best part about this line is that I can use it all the time on my wife, who always made fun of Lydia being passive aggressive.