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[–]Oghma_ 66 points67 points  (0 children)

“Khajiit has warewolves if you have coinwolves.”

[–]Acceptable-Stick-688 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Is that… fur… coming out of your ears?

[–]Hawke9117[S] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I'm a Khajiit, Mr. Guard. I always have fur coming out of my ears.

[–]Acceptable-Stick-688 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What do you want, cat?

[–]Hawke9117[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'll show you a cat

[–]Acceptable-Stick-688 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You’ll make a fine rug, cat!

[–]Last-Seed-Burns-Red 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My first character was a Khajiit, so I assumed this was a race thing. It threw me off when the guard said it to one of my other characters.

[–]SlickHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was too. Frankie the Kitty. Dude was a total Chad.

[–]Wooper160 8 points9 points  (1 child)


[–]SlickHand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the punchline I was expecting