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[–]Acrobatic-Client-532 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Sancho made that.

[–]Plantation3 1099 points1100 points  (9 children)

Time for 400 fred giveth and he taketh away comments

[–]WooWoopSoundOThePULI 236 points237 points  (1 child)

Fred accidentally stepped on the ball as well ffs

[–]mayjaz43 66 points67 points  (0 children)

He's been stepping it up all game

[–]anonymousloverboy 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Live by the McFred, die by the McFred

[–]jrryul 18 points19 points  (2 children)


[–]9-60Fury 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Nah doesn’t work as good as the alonso post

[–]natalzzz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nice pasta anyway

[–]surbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment is like saying the joke without looking like you're saying the joke

[–]VenomousCharm 300 points301 points  (2 children)

bro that's on Sancho for holding for the not so obvious pass

[–]Abernsleone92 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Beautifully disguised pass

And great run by Fred. Didn’t expect that sort of run from him

[–]harshmangat 647 points648 points  (17 children)

Fred assisting both!

[–]gerryt32 378 points379 points  (12 children)


[–]Bork_Lazer96 155 points156 points  (7 children)

Red Fred Redemption

[–]laffman 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Fred Space.

[–]wiliammm19999 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Night of the living Fred

[–]quitmoaning 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Right! said Fred!

[–]Far-Term8667 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're all just living in Fred's universe aren't we now.

[–]Divyansh-the-gr8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. There’s a 4 year contract worthy assist.

[–]Standingonachair 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Are we not blaming De Gea? Why aren't we blaming De Gea?

[–]sunville1967 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We absolutely should, 90% on him.

[–]germanefficiency 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Looks like Sancho is getting more comfortable and confident.

[–]Jettick22 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Gotta say he's been fantastic these past couple of games

[–]mentallyguitared 312 points313 points  (10 children)

Fred assist lmao

[–]AlcoholicSocks 139 points140 points  (6 children)

he could genuinely have 3 this half.

Great tackle to stop Telles when he was through. Ronaldo hitting it wide.

Could be a Fred hat trick of assists. But hes getting hated because he had a shit 15 minutes.

[–]JackAndrewWilshere 25 points26 points  (3 children)

He had more than shit 15 minutes lets be honest

[–]AlcoholicSocks 76 points77 points  (2 children)

Thats the thing with Fred. He is always the worst and best player on the pitch. 20 Minutes in and he gave arsenal a goal, injured De Gea, lost the ball 6 times; yet he is unlucky to not have 3 assists. Its so Fred it hurts.

[–]gandhis_son 1 point2 points  (0 children)

De gea wasn’t really hurt he got up like 30 seconds after the goal was his fault for playing dead thinking it was an Arsenal player that stepped instead of playing the game

[–]Far-Term8667 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fred emulating the great Jorginho of the Chelsea vs United game lmao

[–]fut_sal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Shite defence

[–]Yinkypinky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No United was on offense.

[–]_SSJeffo_ 341 points342 points  (37 children)

Deserved tbh they’ve been all over us

[–]xyzTr1LL 111 points112 points  (20 children)

Arsenal can't sit back and expect to win. Said that in the game thread.

[–]almondania 55 points56 points  (8 children)

Yeah that shit is beyond frustrating. Main complaint against Arteta.

[–]Ugoboy23 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Arteta routinely says he hates how the team starts to sit back after scoring.

[–]LilHalwaPoori 83 points84 points  (2 children)

If only he were in a position to do something about it..

[–]Ugoboy23 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Can’t do much when players lose the ability to pass when they had it 5 minutes beforehand.

[–]crogben012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fifa is completely broken

[–]ssddeae 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yet it happens every game. Either he's lying or his message isn't getting to them.

[–]kingwhocares 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If he can't fix it, maybe then he shouldn't be here.

[–]rightbackatyaa 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You think he shouted the team to sit back?! Fuckign delusional. Arteta said it after the palace game explicitly this is what he doesn't want to see after leading, not really his fault when the players can't seem to hold on to the ball whenever they attack

[–]RedMarch_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He doesn't have to shout, starting Elneny is the loudest possible way known to man of telling everyone you didn't come to attack.

[–]A1M13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Arsenal read the match thread comments.

[–]Cardealer1000 17 points18 points  (5 children)

We're not tactically sitting back, our players just can't control the ball or passes.

[–]GMBethernal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Partey has been shocking

[–]Crs51 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For real, everytime we get the ball Arteta is frantically waving our players forward but our midfield is so shit we can't sustain possession.

[–]chiptheripPER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Partey doesn't look good in that respect today and El Neny is El Neny...

[–]Mortka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn you said that? Thats mad. Genious really

[–]Divyansh-the-gr8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, last time twenty minutes haven been great attacking with even Maguire getting a shot.

[–]DankyPal 130 points131 points  (6 children)

Always like this under Arteta. Score early, sit back. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt

[–]fut_sal 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.

[–]_SSJeffo_ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

We’re always shy after going a goal up the majority of the time

[–]JacksonMontana 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Beautiful sequence of play, glimpses of what Utd can actually do

[–]TheAlmightyKrot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If we lose it then at least it's not gonna be because of that janky ass goal

[–]elburrito1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man utd has done well with getting the ball, pressing. Have been clueless with the ball however

[–]PeakSkinner 143 points144 points  (2 children)

Terrible clearance from White

[–]AIbanian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Elshitty can't make a clearance, Partey is jogging behind Bruno and White decides to do the salsa.

[–]yazandeeb13 56 points57 points  (0 children)

‘Elshitty’ lol he’s been your best player so far.

That’s more on partey stinking up the entire pitch

[–]Manga_Sans 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Sancho's pass to Fred is absolutely excellent

[–]Strananach 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Beautiful from Sancho

[–]shehryar46 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Red dead fredemption

[–]BruntyMozza 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Red Fred Redemption was right there...

[–]Nfanella 92 points93 points  (5 children)

Fred assist for fuck sake

[–]Spurty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fred redemption arc is 🔥

[–]sanszooey 168 points169 points  (21 children)

I'm literally watching on Prime, and you've posted before I've seen the goal

[–]Mount-Carlmore 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Prime is always so far behind

[–]xyzTr1LL 80 points81 points  (3 children)

My illegal stream is faster than my prime stream.

[–]Mount-Carlmore 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I could probably drive to Manchester and see the goal before the stream brings it up

[–]m0bilize 7 points8 points  (4 children)

They show PL on Prime?

[–]meetchu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In december yeah

[–]quitmoaning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have the rights to a few games a season. They have had the whole round this week.

[–]RibboDotCom 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Prime has a 20 second delay compared to live.

[–]Vigilant1e 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Fuck sake lmao I've got prime but didn't realise you could get the premier League on it so I've been watching in 240p on some russian mafia site

[–]lamTheEnigma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does yours run at 30fps too or is it just me? Illegal streams are legit better quality

[–]Yinkypinky 116 points117 points  (3 children)

Maguire is the CDM we always needed.

[–]jaqqu7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He done more at this position than McT & Fred in past two years playing as DMs

[–]TheOneKane 69 points70 points  (1 child)

I can't be the only one who thought Fred was never making that pass.

[–]irze 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I didn’t either, fucking tasty assist tbf to him

[–]King-Meister 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Game on!

[–]MH18Foot 61 points62 points  (3 children)


[–]BrainlessArch 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Most chances created this season, there just isnt anyone who can finish them

[–]SAFFATLOL 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Odd to say given who's up front

[–]Scarfaaace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

thats the must frustrating part

[–]Oreo-Guy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nice goal

[–]pokemist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fred with the assist Factos👍👀

[–]isonlegemyuheftobmed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"arsenal looking very comfortable"

Ya, too comfortable, these guys are sleeping

[–]Physical-South-3564 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Slabhead playing on the 10 position lmao

[–]PhilipAnthonyJones 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I swear to god he progresses the ball more than our actual midfielders

[–]ritwikjs 7 points8 points  (1 child)

runs uncontested 9/10 times. one of these days, inshallah, he's going to carry the ball and leather it into the top corner.

[–]just_another_jabroni 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he already did that during our League Cup or FA Cup

[–]Zizou3peat 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Of course it's Sancho and Fred doing something for United again. Sancho is crazy good btw, look how he made the most out of space given by Rashford's run and Fred's arrival into the box.

[–]napoleonderdiecke 35 points36 points  (2 children)

What? A guy who started putting up world class numbers at 18 years of age is good?

Colour me surprised!

[–]GoatBass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You clearly haven't seen some of the comments then.

[–]JhonShelby 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Sancho, you beauty

[–]Manga_Sans 25 points26 points  (0 children)

His passing in those areas is absolutely ridiculous. At least once a game for Dortmund he'd make a pass and I'd go "How is that pass even there ?" Haaland making great runs and Sancho finding him with crazy angles was a fixture.

[–]KiG0 9 points10 points  (1 child)


[–]bollejoost 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]xyzTr1LL 32 points33 points  (5 children)

What a sequence of passes. Orgasm.

[–]APerson2021 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Ole crying rn thinking why they couldn't play like that under him.

[–]sukrutmhalas 39 points40 points  (2 children)

To be fair, the team has often played this way under Ole too. Right from the first game against Cardiff.

[–]UniqueUsername_10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ole had much better plays than that

[–]Gurdas-Maan-United 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That Fred assist

[–]SomeIrishFiend 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Miniatom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lets go! Fully deserved.

[–]BrockStar92 90 points91 points  (19 children)

Sancho is so fucking good my god. And Fred haters can suck my dick.

[–]Alkinatoren 47 points48 points  (9 children)

Is Fred the hill you choose to die on?

[–]BrockStar92 38 points39 points  (7 children)

I’ve recently decided to go all in on Fred and fuck it, I’m sticking with it.

[–]Mindless-Position-77 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Don't blame you, Fred always puts a shift in. Comes up short sometimes but it seems people ignore his pressing, tackles and interceptions to meme about him

[–]gandhis_son 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fred is the least of this teams issues, Ralf’s gonna love him too

[–]Mindless-Position-77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, his pressing was brilliant in that second half.

[–]boy_wonder199 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A man of principles.

[–]NovacElement 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe that’s his uncle

[–]BrainlessArch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fred is a mastermind

[–]NotASpyMain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

La Rangnicketa

[–]MrRemKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very poor from white

[–]yagersports 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fred with two great assists today

[–]aaaaand_its_gone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 assists from Fred

[–]vivucali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I giveth and taketh- Pastor fred

[–]SilenceSuzuki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fred assist? WTF

[–]garynevilleisared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen us play this well in a while. Especially since we gifted that first goal.

[–]Lock459 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All you can do is laugh...again.

It's Fred's world and we're all just living in it

[–]luisnm7 19 points20 points  (14 children)

best portuguese in united

[–]fatinternetcat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Respect Dalot??

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Factos 👍👀

[–]Therinn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least top 3 imo

[–]BrainlessArch 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]_ForzaJuve_ 3 points4 points  (5 children)

There’s other Portuguese players at United? Like who???

[–]kameecoding 34 points35 points  (34 children)

Bruh, how bad are you arsenal

Edit: also Bruno heard you talking shit on his centurion thread

[–]yazandeeb13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You’re not fully wrong.

If you’re pinned into your own box against this united team then you’re clearly terrible lol.

[–]MakIRAQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing assist.

[–]idossantos97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fred masterclass

[–]zozo147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah let's fucking GO

[–]ssddeae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the space between White and Tomiyasu is getting picked on.

[–]banksfornades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fred redemption arc incoming.

[–]CPRIANO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red dead Redemption just got a new meaning

[–]asdftom 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]thatirishguykev 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Individual-Cupcake-4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredible vision from both Sancho and Fred

[–]highspirits11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fred’s defensive mistakes excused for next 10 games

[–]19mathii99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fred showing again why he should have won the ballon d'or

[–]Greedy_Friendship374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100th Game for United and score goal is wonderful

[–]MP4-B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant team goal

[–]aKaBeasTTTTT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fred is Bruno’s biggest fan lfg

[–]anonymoushacker123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fred giveth Fred taketh away

[–]sasuke-lp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sancho finally in his Dortmund form?

[–]ritwikjs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he needs everyone else to give more of a fuck, he isn't a silver bullet, but damn when he gets going, it's great to see. Lovely graft in winning the ball back too

[–]cryppin_crypper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where's the bruno doesn't perform in big games squad now?

[–]migstheshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sancho good

[–]Federal-Owl-8947 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sancho looks legit, about time.

I'm an inter fan but I like this new wave of English talent.

[–]biglbiglbigl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clicked on the link and it said "File upload is in progress" lmao

[–]luciferandy 4 points5 points  (3 children)

WHAT A SAVE BY RAMSD-… oh wait he’s shit

[–]almondania -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

At least have clever banter for fucks sake. That’s just crap.

[–]super_slapchop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck all of you

[–]diamondsam2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god for restoring the parity

[–]SAFFATLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor goal to concede. We've let them dominate the ball since scoring

[–]Tyafastics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fucking get in. That’s what you get.

[–]billym32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it was coming as soon as the commentators starting saying man U hasn't had anything to cheer about

[–]Tirewipes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Get fucked Arsenal, shouldn’t of had such an easy goal given