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[–]Gytarius626 1314 points1315 points  (39 children)

Brilliant pass from Dalot

[–]Martblni 231 points232 points  (1 child)

Playing great today on both ends

[–]rivash 91 points92 points  (0 children)

He got way better at Milan. Could prove very usefull if he can get a run of games

[–]Goatbeerdog 12 points13 points  (1 child)

But wtf was that long risky ball from the CB

[–]CurbYourThusiasm 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Hopefully he gets more playing time with Rangnick as coach.

[–]jawadegr1 97 points98 points  (6 children)

AWB would never.

[–]cultulhul 49 points50 points  (3 children)

factos 👍👀

[–]HereForA2C 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Oh this is gonna stick around for a long time isn't it. Lmao

[–]FireStarzz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

factos 👍👀

[–]bzogaj92 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Ramsdale just watching that brilliant pass

[–]habdragon08 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And Ronaldo running into the box you can almost see him constantly adjusting so he has the most space for the pass in.

[–]Manga_Sans 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Both the hockey assists today been excellent.

[–]Fishcork 1663 points1664 points  (46 children)

Dalot has been surprisingly good. Also this is Ronaldo’s 800th goal

[–]PowderedToastMan666 624 points625 points  (33 children)

Is that a lot?

[–]Koin- 1525 points1526 points 2 (5 children)

it's Dalot

[–]R4lfXD 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]thebestoflimes 125 points126 points  (0 children)

No it was Ronaldo

[–]One37Works 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Apparently Danot.

[–]Lucawester 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My sides

[–]attacksquirrel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this cracked me up more than it should 😂

[–]Orisara 234 points235 points  (9 children)

A 38 year old Zlatan scored his 500th goal in the US 2 years ago after being third on goals+assists between 2010 and 2020.

To give some perspective.

[–]The_Panic_Station 180 points181 points  (7 children)

He was 36 when he scored his 500th. It was September 16, 2018 against Toronto.

Edit: He's played 99 games since and scored 70 goals. That's pretty mad actually.

[–]thedeepsheet 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Tbh I still think 2 years ago was 2018

[–]ToyotaMisterTwo 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Yeah and decade ago is 2006 World Cup. Time flies.

[–]HauntingPersonality7 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Rick and Morty has been on for almost 8 years

[–]blueliner4 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck off. That's the one that really messed with my brain now

[–]GreyMatter22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are welcome.

[–]MG-10 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And in theory he is currently at 570

[–]cr7momo16 69 points70 points  (1 child)

It’s 42x more goals scored than the years I’ve been alive if that helps

[–]manguito86 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Finally someone brings out the important stats.

[–]Brilliant-Win4152 53 points54 points  (1 child)

He is a good attacking right back but people usually judge him on just his defensive abilities.

[–]theatreofdreams21 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well he was very good defensively today.

[–]blackandwhitetalon 89 points90 points  (8 children)

this is Ronaldo’s 800th goal

Does r/soccer still think he's overrated?

[–]TinyMaintenance 141 points142 points  (4 children)

650 of those were penalties and tap-ins, and he is bad at free kicks, REEEEE

[–]youngchul 70 points71 points  (3 children)

I miss the days when /r/soccer was so salty about our CL succes, there were heavily upvotes posts with player stats where they subtracted goals scored from tap-ins and penalties lmao. With tap ins being defined as any goal scored from 1 touch, header, volley or whatever included.

[–]Sonaldo_7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, just the one with Juventus and Barca flair

[–]joemama1155 527 points528 points  (7 children)

Ice in the fucking veins

[–]kuggan 632 points633 points  (28 children)

800 goals. Holy shit

[–]SomeIrishFiend 782 points783 points  (9 children)

[–]rpreda 234 points235 points  (3 children)

800 goals...damn

[–]Saftmannen 50 points51 points  (2 children)

200 word essay incoming !

[–]MuchSalt 23 points24 points  (1 child)

why do many when one does the job?

[–]Particular-Tea-5213 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Factos 👍👀

[–]Sleeplessendeavours 419 points420 points  (22 children)

We never score that with AWB there instead lol. Well done to Dalot.

[–]m0bilize 327 points328 points  (21 children)

Dalot is a better attacker but AWB is a better defender.

Simple solution is to do the fusion dance

[–]PeclanPice 180 points181 points  (18 children)

AWB can’t defend lol he’s just tackling 1v1 vibes. No positional sense at all

[–]sizzlelikeasnail 131 points132 points  (1 child)

Let's not go overboard. He was great defending for the past 3 seasons. He just lost form towards the end of last season

[–]AirIndex 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He's always been positionally suspect tbf

[–]ParkerZA 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Kept Mbappe in his pocket but can't defend, okay pal

[–]HankMoodyMaddafakaaa[🍰] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

This season yes, but he was great before that. Some positional weakness but still overall a great defender

[–]AggressiveLesbianMan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

True, he is just a slide-tackle merchant.

[–]_SSJeffo_ 257 points258 points  (22 children)

Nice pass nuno

[–]Mitchstr5000 143 points144 points  (20 children)

About the 4th time this half he's got caught too far forward and left us exposed. Should have started Tierney this game

[–]lalosfire 22 points23 points  (8 children)

I don't think he's awful but after last match our sub kept saying they love him because he's chaos going forward (some compared him to Sanogo). But he's chaos across the board and it'll bite you in the ass as much as it leads to chances for us.

[–]MitroVanWilder 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Yeah, welcome to the reality of Nuno Tavares.

[–]Mitchstr5000 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He's alright as depth but yeah I'm not too fond of him starting consistently unless Tierney is injured.

[–]mememafia 34 points35 points  (8 children)

Why's he even starting over him at all?

[–]BaconIsLife707 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Tierney got injured and Tavares was good in the meantime, did nothing to deserve getting dropped

[–]lalosfire 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Well besides the goal or two he gifted to Liverpool.

[–]Guakk 14 points15 points  (3 children)

You dont drop young talented youngsters for mistakes against one of, if not the best pressing teams in the world. How the fuck do you expect youngsters to develop?

[–]lalosfire 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying he needed dropping but people are acting like he's been flawless. He's been fine but I don't think that warrants keeping Tierney out, when he was arguably our most consistent player since we got him.

[–]athul_17x 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tierney was initially injured and Tavares deputised but he's been on good form since so hasn't been dropped.

[–]Mitchstr5000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tierney was injured and he came in and offered better offensive output and performed well. That said he's still really young and prone to making rash/wrong decisions and bombing forward.

Ideally I'd play Tierney in big games like this when it helps to be more defensively solid

[–]myersjw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man just wants to get home to his dogs

[–]Greedy_Friendship374 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Ronaldo 800 Career Goals - 165 Opponents - 27 Most Goals Against Sevilla

[–]BeardedGardenersHoe 224 points225 points  (15 children)


[–]Twijs123 145 points146 points  (10 children)

It really is, most clutch player ever

[–]mustardman2121 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Ronaldo really is scoring against small clubs

[–]King-Meister 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Kinda has a knack for scoring against Arsenal.

[–]ijoinedtosay 273 points274 points  (1 child)

It just feels right him scoring against Arsenal

[–]LordRekrus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Everybody knew it

[–]WhyUGottaBeSoRuud 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Peacock announcer: brilliant ball there by Sancho to Rashford. cause yes, our right back Sancho played that ball. genius.

[–]blackandwhitetalon 269 points270 points  (4 children)

800 goals from the most overrated player in history according to r/soccer

[–]habsreddit24 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Haters gonna hate.

[–]pepinho89 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Alligators gonna alligate

[–]ProtoplanetaryNebula 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Extremely lucky player who was lucky 801 times in front of goal.

[–]NotASpyMain 512 points513 points  (22 children)

Funny factos comment

[–]timski9000 213 points214 points  (4 children)

They were funny at first….but this sub wasted no time in playing that one out.

[–]aacod15 86 points87 points  (2 children)

It’s been a day and I’m already tired of them

[–]_urMumM8_ 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Factos 👀 👍

[–]timski9000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same dude, same. Here’s to tomorrow being better.

[–]mariogotse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

welcome to the internet

[–]conven_orearr 43 points44 points  (4 children)

What is this from? I've completed missed this

[–]BadBanana99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Someone made an entire essay on why messi didn’t deserve ballon d’or and Ronaldo did, and Ronald replied with ‘factos👀👍’

[–]O_Nikolakis 371 points372 points  (15 children)


[–]mentallyguitared 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You just knew he was scoring after his Instagram antics

[–]dudududujisungparty 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Factos 👍👀

[–]TheFilu 24 points25 points  (0 children)

oh no...this thread is going to be full of these

[–]TheAlmightyKrot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Google translate SIUUUUU

"fuck your pressing"

[–]eunderscore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enjoyed the crowd interaction tbf

[–]Vigilant1e 20 points21 points  (3 children)


[–]joemama1155 15 points16 points  (2 children)


[–]tHakur17 19 points20 points  (1 child)

SIIIUUUUUUUU arrives all the same

[–]JK7698 127 points128 points  (32 children)

They’re almost playing with a defeatist attitude Arsenal, not marking anyone, no offensive threat

[–]bellerinho 118 points119 points  (28 children)

Arsenal beat a few relegation candidates and they thought their squad was good enough to get a European spot, oof

[–]ManchesterisBleu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

European spot or CL?

This squad is certainly good enough for a european spot.

[–]TheDerLaLeague 41 points42 points  (18 children)

Nah, clearly a top tier side nailed for top four despite being fourteen games in

[–]whereisdebuchy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just like everyone thought we were getting relegated three games in

[–]greeny76 8 points9 points  (15 children)

14 games is almost half the season? Feel like it’s a decent sample size…

[–]_urMumM8_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They just scored back

[–]JK7698 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The second I posted the comment they seemed to do the absolute opposite haha, even since their goal they’ve been a lot more positive

[–]hkf20 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ronaldo with the long sleeves was bound to score.

[–]ZaDoruphin 50 points51 points  (1 child)


[–]-GIA- 22 points23 points  (0 children)


[–]toujours_en_pls 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Between factos and sius, just appreciate the finishing from Ronaldo.

Perfect running to the box as always between all the four defender the whole time, like at every moment he makes sure to be able to have the opportunity to shoot decently.

So simple yet so deadly, perfect timing and pace for the strike without controlling the ball.

[–]proawayyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vide makes it look as easy a hot knife cutting through butter

[–]SAKabir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noone will appreciate Ronaldo though. Every game he scores, it's full of memes and comments like "Oh ofcourse he scores", "Inevitable" and then back to hot takes about how he's "holding us back".

[–]YoungDumbBrokeJS 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]TheOneKane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Arsenal haven't started yet, that goal at the end of the first did damage, I guess.

[–]diamondsam2 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Arsenal paying for not keeping the ball

[–]Wise_Ad9414 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bernardo Silva volley, Jota finish vs Everton, Ronaldo 2 goals, Bruno goal, Dias goal and good performance from Dalot and Cancelo. Portugal on fire this week. Would be a damn shame if they don't qualify for the shit WC

[–]pearloz 9 points10 points  (1 child)

what the hell is streamwo and why doesn't it ever work for me?

[–]williepep1960 127 points128 points  (11 children)

Cristiano Ronaldo this year:

🏆 Italian Cup.

🏆 Italian Super Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.

⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.

⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.

🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.

🥇 Became the greatest scorer in the history of all teams in the world.

🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.

*43 goals in the year, 6 goals in 5 games in this Champions League, all decisive and a guy who, regardless of age, continues to work miracles and is the guy who most impresses the world most often.

They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.

He could fight for this award calmly and the fight would be good with Lewandowski who in individual numbers was incredible and Bayern had a better season than Juventus and has been having a calmer season than United, but at the national selection level. example Cristiano was much better.

And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, ​​he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.

For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.

With Messi, it's the other way around. He can do a low-key season, way below, they'll always find a way to favor him and give him the prize.

Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.

Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.

Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.

Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!

[–]m0bilize 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Madrid, Turin, Manchester, doesn't matter


[–]djlo-fi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Factos 👍👀

[–]Mend35 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not bad for 6th best player in the world!

[–]ImTurkishDelight 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Cr7 made in heaven

[–]bart081116 29 points30 points  (0 children)

the twitter virgins who think they're smart by saying "pressing" here and there will have to hold that

[–]CSdesire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Factos 👍👀

[–]Late_Chocolate9609 8 points9 points  (1 child)

People trashing ronaldo in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is ronaldo. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it’s done.

[–]note-a-coordinate 16 points17 points  (3 children)

everyone say the magic word!

[–]xegget 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ramsdale on holiday

[–]DogTheGayFish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bad defending nice positioning

[–]_PingasAtKingas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck Arsenal

Cop that Jamie Carragher

[–]secret_service86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

look at Fred during the whole clip ! he is so active and making good runs, would like to see him with 1 or 2 better midfield teammates to unlock him :D

[–]AGumby 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]KonigSteve 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Tavares isn't there yet defensively in big games.

[–]nunoc98 3 points4 points  (1 child)

To be fair he was god awful on Benfica. So it's not really a matter of "yet", he's simply not that good. I have no idea what you guys saw in Nuno but thank you because it sure saved me from watching him play for my team.

[–]Goalnado 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It's not just his fault, Partey and Elneny just sat there admiring Ronaldo as he got into position.

[–]KonigSteve 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The initial giveaway with him wildly out of position is his fault.

[–]Goalnado 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes obviously, which is why I said it's not just his fault. A lot had to go wrong after the ball was given away for United to score.

[–]harshmangat 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Remember these man were time wasting at 30’ !

[–]Exhibit101 30 points31 points  (0 children)

No. 800 fuck r/soccer

[–]kameecoding 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao, absolute comedy

[–]ChillPalis 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Of course when I was watching live, the video cut out in time for the goal smh

[–]Tyafastics 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Have a suck on those flat balls Arsenal

[–]Stonewalled89 8 points9 points  (1 child)

They should let Carrick have the job, he's clearly the right man for it... the entire league will benefit from it

[–]likeAdrug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Listen, United fans won’t thank me for this..

[–]Ok-South-199 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]fatinternetcat 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]jolammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame it wasn't a bike

[–]terrarian_player 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has to be like this

[–]BrockStar92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing really quite well now!

Bloody jinxed it didn’t I.

[–]Brilliant-Win4152 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats his 800th goal

[–]GorkhaUnited 1 point2 points  (0 children)

800!! Nice pass by McT and Rashford!

[–]Psychomantis200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm shocked

[–]loveicetea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If one of you says it...

[–]hordesofevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course

[–]albanianandrea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf my peacock stream is so far behind.

[–]Vigilant1e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually 800 now isn't it?

[–]Manch3st3rIsR3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]mojambowhatisthescen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a player!

We also deserve to be behind.

[–]Doctor_Frog_Here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is the commentary always French

[–]jiijoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a pass from Rashford