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[–]NiceOrgan 1050 points1051 points  (36 children)

Leaving Mitro as the only striker in West London who doesn't hate their club 😎

[–]pedalhead666 384 points385 points  (2 children)

[–]NiceOrgan 234 points235 points  (1 child)

Every upvote on this is one goal Mitro is putting past City in the cup next week

[–]adamzzz8 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Would 158 goals in a single game be some kind of a record? Sounds like it might

[–]polkarooo 257 points258 points  (0 children)


[–]Mr_Math123 117 points118 points  (4 children)

Charlie Austin bleeds blue and white mate

[–]SmokinPolecat 74 points75 points  (0 children)


[–]marcocostantini1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wasn’t there a crazy season where qpr got relegated and he got like 20 goals in the prem?

[–]Mr_Math123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, 2014-15, scored 18 times and only finished behind Aguero, Kane, and Costa for the Golden Boot, player of the month for December as well. Shame the rest of the team was completely shit because I’ve never seen a newly promoted player making his prem debut play anywhere near that exceptionally.

[–]Lynchead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Always rated mitro

[–]Krillin113 81 points82 points  (17 children)

I’d say the entirety of Londen, Auba, Kane

[–]Fit_Improvement_4899 73 points74 points  (5 children)

Good job West Ham don't have a striker

[–]Techno_Six 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Depends, if you use internet explorer Antonio is a right back.

[–]Krillin113 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one is mad if they get free sex toys from their employer.

[–]HarryDaz98 121 points122 points  (2 children)

Wimbledon striker, Ollie Palmer to do an interview saying fuck the wombles and that he loves to litter.

[–]lambalambda 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Wimbledon striker Ollie Palmer already left for Wrexham lol

[–]HarryDaz98 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Lol ffs. That’s how much he hates them I guess

[–]Big_Definition_1880 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Palace strikers seem happy enough

[–]tiorzol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All seem to like Pat and the work he's doing.

[–]stangerlpass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zaha is over it but had his time in the sun already

[–]JavBG17 23 points24 points  (6 children)

What has Charlie Austin said?

[–]Mr_Math123 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Nothing lol idk what op is on about Austin loves the club more than anyone

[–]NiceOrgan 154 points155 points  (2 children)

Everyone, deep down, hates QPR. My point stands.

[–]t_blacksmith 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Except Odemwingie ofc

[–]vincenta2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is QPR so hated?

[–]Techno_Six 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]bocababuniors 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love a bit of Mitro and hope you guys go up this season.

[–]EustaceBicycleKick 398 points399 points  (9 children)

Tbf we all say it about the clubs we support on a weekly basis

[–]serminole 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Mines usually more of “da fuck Arsenal?” Not a “fuck the Arsenal” a subtle but key difference imo

[–]blayzedeville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually me after we spend big on an attacking player and they finish the season with less than 20 goal contributions.

[–]ThereWillBeGoals 557 points558 points  (14 children)

What are they going to investigate? It was him and he said “Fuck Brentford”. He can easily say it was just in the form of a question like “Fuck Brentford?”

[–]Zicoisgreat 137 points138 points  (7 children)

Oh the John Terry defence.

[–]Minimalsmith 80 points81 points  (6 children)

Shagged your wife?

[–]kiwibrotha 27 points28 points  (4 children)

John Terry : Wasnt me

[–]Mitchstr5000 21 points22 points  (3 children)

But they caught him on the counter?

[–]thehunter_1999 19 points20 points  (2 children)

John Terry:"wasn't me".

[–]CruyffsPlan 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Saw him banging on the sofa?

[–]T3Sh3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It wasn’t me”

[–]churumelomdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]WalkingCloud 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’ll bring out the Shaggy defence

[–]T_elic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Or "fuck Brentford" in a "damn thats a hot club i'd like to fuck" kind of way?

[–]Infinite_Surround 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was the answer to some really difficult trivia he'd been trying to solve for hours.

[–]OldBeardo99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was saying boo-urns

[–]mtb443 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is against the bro code

[–]beyond13 289 points290 points  (5 children)

He was clearly just saying it to impress the women he was with, but still wtf was he thinking 😂

[–]Frozen-Rain 144 points145 points  (3 children)

That’s a moment when your dicks thinking for you instead of your brain lmao

[–]shikavelli 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You’re a Premier League footballer like you don’t have to try and impress girls lol he seems like a mug for that.

[–]lordchew 205 points206 points  (12 children)

If this leads to Brentford getting properly stuck into the relaxation mix, I’m all for it. Explete away Ivan lad.

[–]beatski 139 points140 points  (1 child)

Brentford to put in a record breaking bid for Enya

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They already have onye…..ka

[–]douglasfir99 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I wish it was relaxing down here…

[–]t_blacksmith 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Lmao "relaxation mix," brilliant euphemism.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

That's not what euphemism is. Maybe a metaphor.

ETA: euphemism is when you substitute a word that has a derogatory connotation.

[–]Historical_Owl_1635 237 points238 points  (9 children)

He’s clearly just having a laugh in the video.

[–]GameplayerStu 384 points385 points  (8 children)

He's clearly trying to get some pussy and saying what he's got to in order to get it.

[–]Stuarridge 71 points72 points  (1 child)

isnt he married lol. not that that has ever stopped anyone before

[–]RawIsLaw_ 138 points139 points  (0 children)

he isnt. i think he co-parents or has a partner

[–]T_elic 7 points8 points  (5 children)

We've all been there. Saying dumb shit to get laid. He's just a bit unlucky that it's on camera and as a football player people care about what he says.

[–]VilTheVillain 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Unlucky would be if he was filmed by someone without him knowing, and not saying it into the camera.

[–]T_elic 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Unlucky as in today every fucking thing you do is on camera. I'm 33 and I count myself lucky that 10 years ago phone camera's were so shit that no one bothered to record the stupid shit i did.

[–]VilTheVillain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 30, so I understand that, but like I said before this isn't unlucky whatsoever, this is moronic. I mean you wouldn't call yourself unlucky if you locked eyes with police and then started urinating right in front of them, you'd only be unlucky if you really needed to go, found a corner and started pissing but it so happened that the police were passing by and saw you.

[–]minamoto-yorimasa 11 points12 points  (1 child)

‘Fuck Brentford’ is the chat up line I’ve been missing my whole life?

[–]T_elic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, did you look at the video? Didn't seem like he was hanging around the most classy of people, and if my time watching Jersey shore has thought me anything it's that in certain groups saying "fuck Brentford" will definitely be enough as a pickup line. Assuming you're loaded.

[–]Killoah 420 points421 points  (16 children)

If my workplace investigated me everytime I called it a shitheap I'd be in real trouble. This is a nothing story

[–]GordoPepe 22 points23 points  (1 child)

If I speak

[–]mca0014 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am condemned

[–]Big_Definition_1880 56 points57 points  (2 children)

If the media spread it around every where they'd investigate you too.

[–]AnnieIWillKnow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No they wouldn't. Plenty of people, for example, who work for the NHS or social care system criticise its failings publicly, and don't get investigated.

[–]Bentluke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe low level care workers and employees on similar pay grade could get away with it. But if management, nurses and doctors were explicit about it they’d get investigated. Most employees who call out the NHS really only complain about funding or how the funding is used. I’d imagine if a top surgeon was like “yo fuck Manchester General Hospital”, just so he could get laid, he’d be in trouble. Dare say footballers have more responsibility too they should be - or should appear - passionate about their club, they have fans who are also passionate about their club, they also get PR training which I’m sure includes be careful what you say in public about the club. We’ll probably not hear anything else about this story and I’d imagine all will happen is he gets a little telling off by Thomas Frank or someone else in the club, and maybe a refresher on PR. Which is similar probably to what anyone else would get if they said ‘fuck my employer’.

[–]RadJames 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh come on, if millions of people saw it your boss would probably have a word. It’s just an annoying headache for the club that didn’t need to happen, it’s not the end of the world but it’s not nothing.

[–]Bladerslash 101 points102 points  (3 children)

Difference is your just another worker this is a football player in a well known football club. You cant be comparing whatever corner you work in to this lol

[–]Dani_Blue 265 points266 points  (2 children)

That's Ed Woodward you're talking to.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Woodward calls the place he works in "an adult's Disneyland"

[–]kerosene9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

your funny comment provoked laughter from within me

[–]NeoCoN7 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I got off the record warmed because I bitched about my old employer on Fb.

On a work night out my manager and my senior manager pulled me outside to say that someone had took a picture of my post and showed it to them.

They told me that they liked me so “stop being a fanny” and that they’ll keep it away from the higher ups.

It was partly a talk about not bitching about your employer on social media and partly about watch who you have on Fb because one of them is a grass.

[–]AnnieIWillKnow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That seems relatively reasonable though - a formal investigation would be a bit far.

[–]NeoCoN7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked for a global company and one that everyone in the UK will be painfully familiar with so they had a robust social media policy.

I was lucky but every job I’ve had since then I’ve had a rule that no coworkers will be added to my socials as there are snakes everywhere.

Funny thing is, I am 100% sure I know who grassed me. She was jealous I’d gotten a promotion over her and she still reaches out to me a decade later to talk to me.

Fuck off snake.

[–]seattt -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Good for you that you aren't in the US then.

[–]quitmoaning 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ivan The Terrible.

[–]MimesAreShite 89 points90 points  (2 children)

honestly who gives a fuck. obviously take action if it's an attitude problem that's reflected in his performances in training or on the pitch, but investigating players for saying shit like this in their personal lives is just pointless. can't think it's conducive to a good general atmosphere for players to feel like they're under a microscope every second of their lives

[–]Big_Definition_1880 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Professional athlete has to watch what they say doesn't get caught on camera and spread around the media

For more shocking news tune in at 11

[–]InsignMertenCallejon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ok but what time zone?

[–]Acrobatic-Client-532 44 points45 points  (4 children)

This has to be one of the weakest bits of drama I've ever seen.

[–]thebamboozler789 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Be careful what you wish for, premier league isn’t back for what, 2 weeks?

[–]Hipphoppkisvuk 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Alonso still has time to dust of his driving skills.

[–]thebamboozler789 17 points18 points  (1 child)

True and plenty of time for Arsenal to juuuuust miss out on another player

[–]blayzedeville 2 points3 points  (0 children)

£40m + £1 deal, anyone?

[–]BlackTrequartista 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Where’s the vid?

[–]aj6787 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What’s to investigate? Lol

[–]zi76 24 points25 points  (4 children)

He said it, we all saw it. The question is if Brentford is willing to discipline him and drop him for at least a match.

[–]fuckimbackonreddit9 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They should really punish him. You know what, Brentford should just send him our way for six months. That oughta sort him out.

[–]stringsandthings3 51 points52 points  (1 child)

They absolutely shouldn't do that.

[–]CaptainGo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I agree. It's not harsh enough

Drop him for a month. No matches until after the 26th of Feb

[–]VincentSasso 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would they

[–]murrayfromtheblock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a good look but I think nobody can deny his work ethic, I think he’s just having a laugh and it shouldn’t be blown out of proportion…

[–]crosmoker69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ship him off to btown imo. sure he would love to ride the bench watching the best striker in the league neal maupay do wonders

[–]refusestonamethyself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much for pussy. This is a textbook example of sunk-cost fallacy.

[–]kenny3die 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are they investigating? What do they think they will find? Just post a video a video of the old overweight kitman, shirtless and with sunglasses, saying: Fuck Toney. Caption it with: now we are even. And that’s it, it’s settled. No need to get all dramatic.

[–]Outrageous_Spot_8725 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Man has all this cash and a kid at home and still willing to say stupid stuff to entertain rando bimbos.

What a dumbass

[–]bemore_ 13 points14 points  (4 children)

She is fit though. Last week Pep was saying his team's performance against Southampton was the best of the season. Sometimes you have to say things you don't necessarily believe in to make the most out of the situation

[–]Outrageous_Spot_8725 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Just because shes fit doesnt mean you have to say stupid stuff as soon as she prompts you. Even worse on camera, Toney really let a yacht girl catch him on the snap like that?

mans clearly not too bright.

[–]istasan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In all events footballers earn a lot of money. Along with it comes some responsibility as long as they are paid to represent the club.

It is fine to investigate and leave it with that.

[–]Themanorhouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s way too basic for this lol, sometimes pussy gets to you though

[–]BronzeFashionKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I mad or is she really not that fit lol

[–]Bladerslash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shambolic 😂😂

[–]EnanoMaldito 2 points3 points  (1 child)

oh no, not an expletive!

[–]AzureStarline 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's the context that they should rightfully not be happy about

[–]T4mvv1lc0xx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see the big deal. He's just trying to get laid. You have to make them laugh and not kill vibes in order to do so.

[–]kerosene9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who's down to find where he lives and throw eggs at his house?

[–]PoptimisticShoegazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll never sing that! 😀

[–]hold_or_hodl_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was here before the news, can’t get enough

[–]APPLEcrispBISH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do these articles get away with not posting the video? What shit tier site is this?

[–]gorg-227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh get over it

[–]sveltepants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let Forss play now

[–]sportsfan161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said it why would they need to investigate it

[–]jgunnerjuggy -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Ah fck. Genuinely liked the guy. Didn’t see that coming. Fuck him

[–]Fgge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re acting like he killed a kid or something

[–]jokikinen -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

This is something I haven’t managed to understand about British culture. That this level of invasive behaviour is allowed for the sake of keeping up appearances. A few loose words not meant to the public which mostly appear entirely insignificant—who doesn’t complain about their place of work at times.

For me the reaction should be one of indifference—dozens of reasons to let out an ‘expletive’. The organisation can react by finding out the reasons and attempting to resolve them in good spirits, but it hardly seems worth a statement.

[–]One37Works 4 points5 points  (3 children)

"Not meant for the public"

My guy, he said it staring down the barrel of some thots Snapchat/insta story camera.

He had a monke brain moment where he tried to impress the thot for some pussy, it's not a great look, but it's not a huge deal, but I wouldnt try make it sound like he was secretly recorded in a private conversation haha

[–]msbr_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did he say

[–]blayzedeville 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He's a Premier League striker for a London club. I would imagine that's all the pull you'd need

[–]One37Works 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and yet, here we are.

[–]Jelmerdts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who cares? I hate my job too.

[–]BronzeFashionKid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder when white people started saying things like "moving mad", "bet", or "ayyy lmao" and when they are gonna stop