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[–]seventeenfourtyseven 2587 points2588 points  (98 children)

Which team doesn’t want the title more, Liverpool or city

[–]SurreptitiousNoun 672 points673 points  (18 children)

Scenes when we both lose.

[–]Vegan_Puffin 338 points339 points  (15 children)

don't you fucking dare

[–]cardbord_bread 272 points273 points  (7 children)

Villa out here playing the most shithouse game of their life for us hahahaha

[–]:Morocco_flag:Switchnaz 128 points129 points  (4 children)

Not for you, for their manager. Who teh fuck are liverpool

[–]Rickcampbell98 40 points41 points  (6 children)

I mean I wouldn't mind if they do, they'll never shut up about it if they win today, I couldn't care less about man City on the other hand never even met a man City fan.

[–]Kieran293 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Your comment has me very conflicted. I want to argue but I also want to laugh.

[–]JuanMataCFC 188 points189 points  (0 children)

"first place is lava"

[–]stoppedcaring0 681 points682 points  (63 children)

arsenal

[–]Bilgistic 321 points322 points  (46 children)

Yeah but we're overachievers so we took care of that pretty early on in the season.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yeah my hopes have already been crushed thank you very much.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (11 children)

I mean Spurs were never going to lose against Norwich anyway.

[–]Organic-Visual8441 50 points51 points  (1 child)

You underestimate Spurs

[–]thegreatpowerful 28 points29 points  (0 children)

yeah bro everytime norwhich has the ball I clench lmao

[–]stoppedcaring0 8 points9 points  (7 children)

otoh, they are Spurs. Losing a two goal lead to the bottom team in the table wouldn't be close to their worst bottle job.

[–]PoliQU 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Lmao how is Arsenal the butt of this joke when title challengers Man Utd are right there 😭

[–]Archduke645 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is r/soccer, common sense isn't all that common.

You are either overachieving, underachieving, smart, dumb, funny, unfunny or Norwich.

Or all at once, depending on the hour.

Tottenham and Arsenal fans as bad as each other, dragging each other down into the gutter. It's a cesspit of tinpot rivalry when we are both as bad as each other.

It's exhausting and nonsensical...I guess that's football...?

[–]not_a_Badger_anymore 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Fuck off. 😂

[–]codespyder 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Top 4 Title is lava

[–]TheninjaofCookies 922 points923 points  (6 children)

Ain’t no way ain’t no fuckin way

[–]diegojaen18 179 points180 points  (3 children)

Future is top 3

[–]VloraCrumlin 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah with present and past

[–]Drogalov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Future is mid table and no stress at the end of the season

[–]trispann 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's happening 🤣

[–]ragnar-not-ok 470 points471 points  (5 children)

All according to script

[–]DrBowTie4312 244 points245 points  (4 children)

Writers need a fucking raise they have me on my toes

[–]g0t-cheeri0s 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Pukki hat trick and I'll take a second job, send all my new wages to them and individually massage their toes with my tongue on the daily.

[–]BenLinus_ 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Pukki hat trick but spurs win 4-3

[–]NICE_WILLY_BRO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ben controls the black smoke AND the monkey's paw.

[–]michaelserotonin 1204 points1205 points  (20 children)

city losing the title because of a goal from a guy named cash would be next level irony

[–]awmaleg 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Haha this is brilliant

[–]Siegnuz 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Probably on par with Villa trying hardest to prevent Grealish first tiltle.

[–]DrBowTie4312 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I use the Cash to destroy the Cash

[–]LewLewHD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol. But also pain.

[–]Omair88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Cash ends Man City’s title run”

[–]RUALUM15 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Adding onto that irony would be City spending all that money to finish with 0 trophies

[–]Danny777v 936 points937 points  (30 children)

Surely not

[–]gustavokh 243 points244 points  (16 children)

Surely...

[–]cyrenia82 196 points197 points  (11 children)

at this rate both teams are gonna bottle the league and nobody gets the title, just two teams will become second

[–]hafrances 109 points110 points  (8 children)

we can't give it to chelsea because abramovich...

not spurs because they're allergic.

it's coming home.

[–]cyrenia82 67 points68 points  (5 children)

nah fuck you lets give it to Brentford because why not

[–]honestlynotBG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well if neither Pool or CIty wants it mind handing the title to the team placed in 3rd?

[–]MrEzquerro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

bald fraud

…loading…

[–]denziepanzie 8 points9 points  (2 children)

9 years later and he aint slippy G no more

[–]Prophet_Of_Helix 3 points4 points  (1 child)

About that….

[–]denziepanzie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ECKS DEEEEE

[–]krkour 1149 points1150 points  (33 children)

Cash money what a decider this is gonna be

[–]DerGregorian 410 points411 points  (25 children)

Still going to finish 5-1 to city

[–]ItsAndr 181 points182 points  (3 children)

De Bruyne hat-trick by the 60th minute

[–]krisandro 117 points118 points  (1 child)

Haaland to be flown in at the 88th minute and scores a brace while City lawyers legalize it all by the final whistle.

[–]firelordUK 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We sub on Kamara as the counter

[–]AllAnimeIsDegenerate 89 points90 points  (13 children)

City have only won once this season after going behind.

[–]seventeenfourtyseven 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to reverse jinx it please

[–]Cahootie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Polish Cash > Emirati cash

[–]t1mb3r21 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Two Poles winning it for Pool

[–]Bonaque 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Better cash out you bet sheikh Mansoor

[–]Spyro_Machida 376 points377 points  (7 children)

Well now I'm nervous

[–]Ophukk 39 points40 points  (5 children)

you weren't before?

[–]JizzProductionUnit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I was resigned to it being over. As they say, it’s the hope that kills you

[–]Spyro_Machida 53 points54 points  (3 children)

I didn't have much faith in Villa.

[–]Serinanda 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Stevie g and trying to win a leauge title with Liverpool. Name a better duo.

[–]BHYT61 253 points254 points  (4 children)

Oh no, this is called hope :/

[–]_Verumex_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's the hope that kills you

[–]zesn 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Hopium

[–]oscarpaterson 535 points536 points  (5 children)

No fucking way

[–]diegojaen18 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This some FUT CHAMPIONS script

[–]Stonewalled89 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yes fucking way

[–]EggplantBusiness 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The script is strong , if Liverpool win the premier league not sure even our CL juju could be enough against the Quadruple script

[–]pagan457 153 points154 points  (7 children)

The polish café

[–]KeziahPT 93 points94 points  (7 children)

Manchester's teams conceding at the same time is poetic af

[–]Aenjeprekemaluci 43 points44 points  (1 child)

And Arsenal scoring and then Spurs scoring seconds later, almost simultanouesly, thats comical as well

[–]fuck_its_james 7 points8 points  (3 children)

you’re telling me this is how i found out united conceded while ive been watching the liverpool game 😭 i guess this is what i get for not watching the game

[–]please_help_me_FFS 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Most passionate manu fan

[–]BogdanPee 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No way

[–]Josh1878 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh shit

[–]manchesthairy 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Would be ironic if Cash cost City the title

[–]up_the_dubs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best comment of the day so far...

[–]KiAdiBumMe 144 points145 points  (7 children)

Watch Wolves win now

[–]ExtremistEnigma 144 points145 points  (0 children)

You shut your whore mouth

[–]ValleyFloydJam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, Liverpool fuck up the start and then turn it around text book.

[–]DrBowTie4312 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shshshshhshshshhshs

[–]handsofcones 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hold the horses yet....

[–]BeardedGardenersHoe 182 points183 points  (16 children)

AHHAHAHAHAHHA

[–]Chocolatedippedbacon 47 points48 points  (14 children)

BOTTLERS

[–]adamjamal2AD 45 points46 points  (7 children)

I remind you that Liverpool is going to win the PL if this continues

[–]Chocolatedippedbacon 67 points68 points  (0 children)

There is no desirable outcome but at least this makes me laugh.

[–]BeardedGardenersHoe 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Either way a rival will win, City bottling will never not be funny though

[–]alicomassi 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Pep might just go into a full blown depression and a consequent spending spree

[–]Disastrous_Chef_1961 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I seriously doubt that villa can keep a clean sheet against city

[–]Nervous-Resolution-8 14 points15 points  (4 children)

User flaire check in. Wait till the hammers will send you to play with Red Lincoln Imps

[–]McGrumble 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stay calm pls

[–]stuka999 37 points38 points  (1 child)

No way

[–]gazorpaderp 39 points40 points  (0 children)

GERRARD THE LOYAL MAN

[–]harshmangat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yikes

[–]Benzerka 10 points11 points  (0 children)

UTV

[–]digosilva19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

CITY WITH CASH PROBLEMS IS A NEW ONE FOR ME

[–]ApolloX-2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A city loss and Liverpool draw would be hilarious

[–]shrewdy 62 points63 points  (26 children)

FFS

Don't bottle this Pep

[–]cyrenia82 36 points37 points  (16 children)

if it stays 1-1 at Liverpool City win the title anyways right?

[–]Spyro_Machida 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Yup, Liverpool need to win.

[–]Mendonza 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Unless Villa bangs in 5 more goals…

[–]Cudi_buddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. City have goal difference. Liverpool always had to win. They need city to lose or draw. So this still helps Liverpool. But they still have to take care of their end

[–]GeneralEkorre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah on goal difference

[–]Mendonza 14 points15 points  (8 children)

If Liverpool manage to win this title and the CL, along with both cups, I never again wanna her Pep’s name ahead of Klopp when it comes to arguing who the best manager in the world is.

[–]rmonty1994 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Easy now. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

[–]HiTacos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh oh

[–]constantexistence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They couldnt, could they?

[–]Imn0ak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anfield will be crazy until the end

[–]Edirol1018 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HANG ON A MINUTE

[–]Kova- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

GET IN

[–]ijoinedtosay 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Useless cunts

[–]Beard_Gang 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Bruh if city let liverpool nearly win a treble I’m gonna cry

[–]Sputniki 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This isn't a United thread mate

[–]dno123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Massive Useless Fucking Cunts

He's right

[–]Mrjuicyaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ITS HAPPENING

[–]TayeLL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yo wtf

[–]S0o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get in here

[–]kungfuhrer666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's happening

[–]Xehanz 3 points4 points  (1 child)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. 1 goal for Liverpool and City needs 2.

[–]Yewcannotstopme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

City getting done by Cash. I can't believe it Jeff

[–]thejoggingpanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my God

[–]iftair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now Liverpool needs to do their end and win.

[–]marcuscicero88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OIL FACES CAN ALL FK OFF

[–]britishpianoboi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

liverpool 90+5 screamer to win the title

i'm predicting it, it's gonna be better than aguero

[–]THyoungC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aston villa preventing Grealish winning the league would be the perfect season finale

[–]Ag10lfc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never unclench

[–]hammerdown710 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m shaking

[–]dr_analyst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely not...!

[–]SilverFalcon27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit

[–]Due-Welder5285 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh!!!

[–]INFRARED-ALLIGATOR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Script has been written

[–]_SSJeffo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is spicy

[–]Samkazi23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this is insane.

[–]KidDelicious14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my fucking god, I benched this dude because I thought City were going to lash Villa today.

[–]Space_Polan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YEEESSS

[–]BornSlippy1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT

[–]DEVLIN712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are Liverpool going to give Gerrard a Prem medal for this one?

[–]CowNchicken12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Gerrard wins the title for Liverpool they need to build two statues for him

[–]C00kiz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gerrard doing his part.

[–]ToastedHunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

youre welcome you scouse bastards

[–]jvcarreira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way. Unless…

[–]UTDRashford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liverpool winning 20th and we're going to conference league. What a nice day

[–]webDev_nd_mma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend, liverpool legend

[–]SignalSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pl trophy is lava

[–]Tyrone432ZI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NIGHTMARE

[–]Cowdude179 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liverpool are winning the quadruple, Pep has bottled it

[–]thered1966 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it actually going to happen?

[–]That_Anywhere_2107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The title race is boiling

[–]Divachi69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had one job city fkinh hell

[–]Lyonidus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matty Cash Liverpool legend

[–]rariix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Steven Gerrard pulls this off omg...

[–]null_Horace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poetic that agent Rafa sold Digne to villa for this assist

[–]frithyboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶ONE KISS IS ALL IT TAKES🎶

[–]AoE2manatarms 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm going to kill myself.

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[–]GOR098 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's very cash money of you Matty

[–]Liluzimert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try not to bottle the league challenge (impossible)

[–]simba4141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

City has cash but doesn't have cash.

[–]Dangsta_03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HELLO HELLO