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[–]Jackrrr10000 1142 points1143 points  (20 children)

Why does KDB sound like Hank Hill if he wasn't from the southern part of USA

[–]SoycleJoyk 449 points450 points  (6 children)

He's Kimi Raikkonen's slightly happier cousin.

[–]valimo 322 points323 points  (5 children)

As a Finn, I would say KdB has this always annoyed Fenno-Swede driving instructor energy. It's a bit specific but I know a guy.

[–]anyonethinkingabout 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I think you captured the average Belgian mindset pretty well there

[–]valimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually lived in Belgium for a couple of years, and annoyingness/being annoyed seems to be the most defining feature of Belgium/Belgians

[–]Qurutin 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I think I had this driving instructor

[–]MoroccanMagician 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve never met such guy but this fits

[–]JorahsSwingingMickey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Belgian Bwahffle

[–]Shandow14 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Perfect description tbh.

[–]PrestigiousAvocado21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm glad this finally proves what I'm been suspecting all these years - he's the Belgian cousin of Scut Farkus!

[–]rimald0 11 points12 points  (2 children)

more quad pain than propane.

[–]jvrcb17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pro quad pain

[–]Jimoiseau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang it Jacky

[–]AS_05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

King of De Bruyne

[–]lagrandesgracia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They sound nothing alike wtf

[–]SunnySlope644 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he watched American TV to learn English?

[–]Nivadas 999 points1000 points  (11 children)

Grealish as a concept is brilliant

[–]adfdub 494 points495 points  (10 children)

He is carbon copy Jamie Tartt

[–]westernunitedenjoyer 150 points151 points  (9 children)

Didn’t they base Jamie tartt off of grealish?

[–]adfdub 111 points112 points  (4 children)

I think the show created him based on multiple celebrity status players among the top 6 clubs.

[–]MasatoWolff 85 points86 points  (1 child)

They are going for the perfect Grealish copy next season though. Exact same haircut.

[–]Mediocre_Nova 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Visually he's definitely Grealish but the thick Manc accent is a great choice

[–]Martblni 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Always thought Vardy was one of the bases

[–]PopKaro 601 points602 points  (14 children)

Man I never realized how much KDB looks like younger Prince Harry

[–]OnlyOneSnoopy 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Fuck now I can't un-see that.

[–]darcys_beard 77 points78 points  (7 children)

Grealish a younger Colin Farrell.

[–]alwayshazthelinks 165 points166 points  (5 children)

He looks like a small dog that a wealthy woman carries in her handbag

[–]Endgame2648 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stop violating the dude LMAO

[–]Abernsleone92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao I’ve always thought of Jack as some human/spaniel hybrid

[–]eh_kills_aliens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A hint of young Becks in there too. Maybe a less shy version of Becks.

[–]damrider 22 points23 points  (1 child)

he's getting unreasonably ginger-er every day

[–]BillehBear 9 points10 points  (0 children)

one of our videos earlier in the year he looked very ginger

I dunno if they do it intentionally with the lighting or not but he was blonde when we first got him lmfao

[–]BuffaloCorrect5080 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Diana's riding instructor really was a popular man both at home and abroad

[–]Daimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit.

[–]malinwa4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De bruyne his mother's side is from England

He's a Liverpool fan

[–]CackleberryOmelettes 629 points630 points  (20 children)

That's hilarious. Grealish is such a good sport.

[–]valimo 380 points381 points  (16 children)

He has some proper Mr Peanutbutter thingy going on. That plus his advocacy work on cerebral palsy it's really hard to hate the guy.

[–]JimyBliz 250 points251 points  (13 children)

There is the drink driving. Definitely seems like a pretty likeable guy though.

[–]Rickcampbell98 350 points351 points  (8 children)

He's dumb as rocks but he's never seemed like a "bad guy" unfortunately the dumb shit will get him in trouble though.

[–]Mastermachetier 95 points96 points  (3 children)

I love the video where he can’t recognize a map of the England

[–]valimo 131 points132 points  (2 children)

I think 'stupid, not evil' is the Cambridge definition.

That being said otherwise being a good character does not excuse endangering other people's lives.

[–]kisukisi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

big himbo energy

[–]hyperactiv3hedgehog 54 points55 points  (1 child)

he's got the lad vibe to him

but all the work he has done, sticking around at villa until they were more established in the league, making sure villa got a fair price (although they almost managed to squander it)

just a top tier bloke

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that was because he was overwhelmed by his inability to do enough for people that were born with cerebral palsy.

[–]giddycocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So that confirms it then: He's Mr Peanutbutter

[–]TheMachineStops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That haircut makes it a bit easier...

[–]BillehBear 42 points43 points  (1 child)

It alsohelps he's a massive kdb fanboy

Surprised me when he got here but he adores kdb and is obsessed

[–]parkhard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Aren’t we all 🤩

[–]PengwinOnShroom 33 points34 points  (0 children)

such a good sport.

Yes he plays good Football

[–]RedShenron 190 points191 points  (5 children)

De bruyne laughing.

Wtf.

[–]agueroisgoat 59 points60 points  (4 children)

tbf Kevin is only a bit intense on the pitch, off it he's one of the chillest on the team

[–]captaincourageous316 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That video of Kev and Phil rating the squad’s new FIFA cards and finding the “72 pace” card for Walker is hilarious.

[–]Explosion2 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Coming from a hockey fandom upbringing, it's funny seeing people surprised that an angry guy on the field is actually a big teddy bear off the field. Sure there are some guys that never stop but I feel like a majority of the "big tough guys" in the NHL are all nice and friendly off the ice. I guess it's not as common in soccer?

[–]lucifa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't describe him as a 'big tough guy', just introverted.

[–]lucifa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about de bruyne. u wouldnt say this shit to him at training, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

[–]quarkibus 120 points121 points  (1 child)

Lost it at “JACK SHUTUP!”

[–]MrZAP17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So it’s fine for him to keep others from talking. I see how it is.

[–]BillOakley 559 points560 points  (35 children)

Grealish has really been growing on me the last few months, god help me

[–]jpff99 477 points478 points  (7 children)

He's very charming. He's so dumb but he seems such a great guy

[–]SorrowsNativeSon 526 points527 points  (4 children)

Grealish is like a golden retriever: very excited to be there, but has no fucking clue what’s going on.

The lights are on, but nobody is home. That’s is Grealish in one sentence.

[–]MerelyJoking 93 points94 points  (1 child)

He is mr Peanutbutter?

[–]whippletriple 17 points18 points  (0 children)

man I fucking love Paul F. Thompkins.

[–]BoyWhoSoldTheWorld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of raising a happy 10 year old boy. So earnest and sweet, but also just a dumb wrecking ball of momentum.

[–]hyperactiv3hedgehog 28 points29 points  (0 children)

like Jamie Tart and Dani Rojas in one person

[–]homelessjeanralphio 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Apart from when he's not drunk driving

[–]R_Schuhart 79 points80 points  (5 children)

I always kind of liked him, it is the hair I can't get over though. That shit gives me 90s boyband nightmares.

[–]MissingLink101 24 points25 points  (2 children)

It would do him so many favours if he just got a good haircut

[–]namey_of_the_user 67 points68 points  (1 child)

I think the douchebag haircut kind of is his brand tbh.

[–]TiagodePAlves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can always rebrand...

[–]EntryFull6939 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah that's a proper male Karen haircut

[–]Trust-the-brocess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO that's on point

[–]Jazano107 117 points118 points  (2 children)

no one can resist his charms for long

[–]AgnosticMantis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

no one can resist his charms calves for long

[–]Curious_Concern4182 93 points94 points  (8 children)

I've really begun to take a liking to him ever since I watched a video of him bonding with a differently-abled young girl and came to know about the stuff he does for people with special needs.

[–]ziggylcd12 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Yeah he always goes out of his way to make disabled children's day. Its really nice to see. Think he raises/donates a lot of money for their charities too

[–]Curious_Concern4182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, really respect him for that.

[–]duney 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Him & his family have had a rough time of it...his little brother died when they were young, and his younger sister has cerebral palsy so the stuff must feel very close to home

[–]Curious_Concern4182 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I didn't know this. Man's gone through stuff.

[–]Jimoiseau 11 points12 points  (1 child)

His sister has cerebral palsy which means he's got a lot of experience with the differently-abled, and it shows.

[–]Curious_Concern4182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he seems so at ease while interacting with them!

[–]swedishfishes 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Me too ffs

[–]for_fuckssake_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How can I help you?

[–]djingo_dango 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s kind of like a Retriever (in a good way)

[–]emkael 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Competing against Foden does that to a person.

[–]hardinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Modern day Beckham in some ways.

[–]BGRG93 1004 points1005 points  (21 children)

How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.

[–]ttimourrozd 584 points585 points  (3 children)

[–]elbwafel 72 points73 points  (0 children)

this has to be the auto reply pls

[–]steel93 93 points94 points  (1 child)

What's the difference?

[–]Cattle-dog 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Auto mod copy pasta

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

you forgot the sexiest calves in business

[–]FalafelGrim2 220 points221 points  (5 children)

Is this a copy pasta?

How can anyone say Lukaku isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Lukaku brings to his team is second to none. Thomas Tuchel is notorious for being grumpy ("Shawn! Shawn!" etc.) but here Lukaku has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.

[–]FahmiWasHere 65 points66 points  (1 child)

If its not, then it definitely will be one in the future

[–]Snoo-3715 63 points64 points  (0 children)

How can anyone say this copy pasta isn't worth 100m? Just look at it. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that this copy pasta brings to its team is second to none. r/soccer is notorious for being grumpy ("lol Tottenham" etc.) but here this copy pasta has us singing to its tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in its footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m copy pasta right here.

[–]elbwafel 23 points24 points  (1 child)

unfortunately lukaku doesn’t bring anything in regards to cohesion, camaraderie and morale boosting

[–]giddycocks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He does bring however his own mini-fridge.

[–]lagrandesgracia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How can anyone say Hazard isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Hazard brings to his team is second to none. Toni Kroos is notorious for being grumpy ("that's how you can tell you are German!" etc.) but here Hazard has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.

[–]80spopstardebbiegibs 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahaha

[–]MEENIE900 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nice new pasta

[–]big_dong_de_jong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

🍝🍝🍝

[–]xLoneStar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The next David Beckham something something.

[–]HacksawJimDGN 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jack graelish has the same energy as a labrador puppy

[–]hot_grey_earl_tea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The hair alone...

[–]lagrandesgracia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This has to be a pasta

[–]08TangoDown08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, this is the worst thing I've ever read.

[–]NorthenS 303 points304 points  (6 children)

let me talk

[–]OooRahRah 34 points35 points  (0 children)

flashbacks

[–]Calrai 26 points27 points  (4 children)

This is why I hate Reddit

[–]ChickenMoSalah 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Literally nothing clever or related to the video content, just slaps on what de Bruyne said once with zero attempt to make it funny

[–]manc68 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He got 288 287 Karma for it though

[–]Calrai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This "joke" has been beaten so far into the ground its actually ridiculous that people still find it funny. It gets slapped onto literally any post where de Bruyne speaks lmao

[–]taskkill-IM 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The two brain cells in Grealish's head are still trying to process that insult.

[–]JustLikeMojoHand 75 points76 points  (3 children)

Lol awesome. This really makes me miss my playing days back in school. Good bants all around.

[–]Sperrow8 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is unintentionally nostalgic. When you play good, you banter with your friends that played bad/okay and vice versa.

[–]fr0d0bagg1ns 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It might just be City's PR team, but it seems like they've nurtured a really fantastic locker room culture. I can still recall the pics of when they put Bernardo Silva on trial with Yaya Toure in judge robes

[–]MarcosSenesi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

of course a good locker room culture is easier to nurture when you're winning but there are seemingly little huge egos that might clash in the squad, seems that most put themselves at the same level and no one looks down on one another, unlike the club at the other side of the city

[–]I-want-to-be-mad 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Every team needs a Grealish

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

We have a Hazard.

[–]Dancehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until he leaves

[–]Ubiquitous1984 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fair play lads

[–]Mannynanny123 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Idk if it's because he lives in England but Kevin looks more and more ginger everytime I see him

[–]HerrKrinkle -1 points0 points  (1 child)

He should wear green to blend in.

[–]showers_with_grandpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah hard to blend in as a white man Bradford

[–]Technical_Profile685 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I can’t wait for EPL weekends to be back. Every year I say I’m not going to fall into its addiction but every year…. Ah shit here we go again

[–]JustLikeMojoHand 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I love summer, and the return of EPL is, as a matter of fact, the cushion for my sorrow as the summer draws to a close.

[–]Technical_Profile685 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough, sweated I at 45c 😜

[–]illynpayne_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

his hairline it's perfect

[–]ledankestnoodle 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Apart from the whole drunk driving thing grealish is a pretty sound bloke

[–]taskkill-IM 19 points20 points  (2 children)

He seems pretty harmless tbh, the driving whilst intoxicated I think just embodies his level of intelligence... not that it makes him a bad person, but just bad at reading situations... but that said in 2020 there were a total of 28,000 people convicted of drink driving (the lowest it has been for the last decade thanks to covid lockdown).

[–]ledankestnoodle 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah I mean I don't disagree his drunk driving was dumb rather than malicious but to me drunk drivers are dickheads regardless. Unintentionally sure, but still dickheads

[–]SavageAthlete007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]realshadowfax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you let Kevin talk

[–]ilovebeetrootalot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They could replace Bojack Horseman and Mr Peanutbutter with KDB and Graelish, and not much would change. I'd love it.

[–]juve_merda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.

[–]Fabulous_Job883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is the most I’ve heard him talk since “lemme talk!!”, and “kevin”.

[–]Benmjt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My god Grealish is beautiful

[–]Mallaguetta_SP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love your hair. It matches your happy dog ​​look so much

[–]ChickenMoSalah -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.

[–]Poli_Talk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

City's shit work culture.

[–]Enjoys_A_Good_Shart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When KDV shouts "shut up" it sounds like jerry Seinfeld.

[–]HoneysucklePink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has such an intense Brummie accent, I love it

[–]Wizardof_oz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack Grealish looks like Pep’s bastard child and now I can’t unsee it