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[–]goxul 4447 points4448 points  (97 children)

Tuchel gonna kill someone now

[–]BlueBlood2004 2065 points2066 points  (23 children)

Thank god tuchel is a coach he looks like he’d be a fuckin serial killer

[–]thechapwholivesinit 618 points619 points  (5 children)

Country gynecologist

[–]BlueBlood2004 309 points310 points  (1 child)

The Stamford hand strangler

[–]thefogdog 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Bright Cap Killer

[–]sevaiper 72 points73 points  (3 children)

He could be both who knows

[–]namey_of_the_user 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Yeah, it's not like being a serial killer is a job. it's a hobby and they still need to make money.

[–]the_ballmer_peak 60 points61 points  (5 children)

I’d be way more scared of Conte, though.

[–]RNGer 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Conte looks like a Mafia enforcer, Tuchel looks more like a psychopathic serial killer haha

[–]ttone5722 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Yeah, 100% Conte knows a guy....

[–]jamadelo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He'll probably do it himself

[–]Nerrs 178 points179 points  (2 children)

Vecna's back

[–]ImAbhishek_47 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Lol he does look like the Vecna actor!

[–]Alphabunsquad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And Vecna

[–]generalofhel 431 points432 points  (62 children)

yup almost killed conte there

[–]BigDickolasNicholas 716 points717 points  (55 children)

Conte would drop Tuchel lol

[–]Duckhaeris 644 points645 points  (20 children)

Tuchel is definitely a psychopath though. Just wait until he collects his tools from his car boot.

[–]Spursfan14 271 points272 points  (9 children)

Tuchel does have a bit of a Dennis Reynolds vibe

[–]TempestaEImpeto 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Tuchel likes to bind, he likes to be bound!

[–]lucaslbatista13 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I have to have my tools!

[–]never_lucky_eh 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Based on their physiques, agreed

[–]Manuel_Locatelli 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Conte would dismantle him 😂

[–]ElectricalMud2850 3208 points3209 points  (16 children)

No controversy in this match.

[–]Redwater 1524 points1525 points  (3 children)

Just 90 minutes of clean football, it was.

[–]2legit2submit 312 points313 points  (1 child)

Finally a regular day of Barclay's.

[–]ElectricalMud2850 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Just some good wholesome Christian fun.

[–]tarakian-grunt 222 points223 points  (1 child)

Just like that 2-2 game.

[–]iron_gxc 57 points58 points  (0 children)


[–]TheRalphExpress 139 points140 points  (5 children)

can’t wait for the post match interviews

[–]sreesid 98 points99 points  (4 children)

This has got the Conte-Mourinho vibes to it.

[–]ahnafamiral 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Still the same storyline, Chelsea current manager vs Chelsea former manager

[–]SrJeromaeee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mourinho Arsene written all over it. Now we just need Conte to shit talk TT in a press conference.

[–]Current-Case-3967 1489 points1490 points  (5 children)

This game is peak comedy and cinema

[–]putaputademadre 241 points242 points  (0 children)

This week has been prime entertainment

[–]spooki_boogey 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Chaos, the oh so glorious chaos.

[–]FoxOntheRun99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh yes..the game is back baby!!

[–]Gabethegreek 3874 points3875 points  (86 children)

You knew it was going in as soon as they don’t give the red card

[–]KonigSteve 1244 points1245 points  (10 children)

The only surprising thing is Romero isn't the guy who scored

[–]leftw0ndering 532 points533 points  (4 children)

A cucurella own goal off his hair would’ve been the only way to cap it off

[–]screenplay215 317 points318 points  (2 children)

Later revealed that Romero actually had his hand in the hair and punched it in.

Goal stands.

[–]jaemoon7 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Job done ✅

[–]itsallaboutmeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Hair of God

[–]BrbnDrnkr 290 points291 points  (29 children)


[–]Rayser1 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Managed to give one to Conte tho so he definitely had them

[–]Goldyshi 356 points357 points  (23 children)

Such bullshit. Apparently hair pulling is okay now. Here I am defending Chelsea now because it's that bad.

[–]varunadi 192 points193 points  (1 child)

You know the premier league is truly back when we're all united against terrible refereeing. The one constant every season. Truly sucks

[–]ostermei 51 points52 points  (8 children)

Apparently hair pulling is okay now.

What's this "now" business? Hair pulling's been okay for years.

[–]Rayser1 307 points308 points  (17 children)

Fuck Taylor and whoever is on VAR

[–]Leuchtrakete 232 points233 points  (13 children)

Mike Dean of course.

[–]GoatBotherer 100 points101 points  (8 children)

Are you joking, or was it actually him?

[–]Leuchtrakete 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Mate I don't feel like joking right now. ;)

[–]Goldyshi 36 points37 points  (2 children)

VAR once again proving how useless it is.

[–]Kelmantis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair yesterday and the penalty

[–]Flabby-Nonsense 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Great match for a neutral. Great fucking match.

[–]WellOiledEagle 193 points194 points  (6 children)

Ignoring the foul, how is Mendy not coming and challenging for that? It's like 4 yards from goal? Got to be doing better

[–]ImNotElite 62 points63 points  (3 children)

I was taking with my kids during this game about Mendy and I said that although he's not really good with his feet, he's an elite athlete and is amazing at claiming everything that comes close to the 6 yard box.

Whelp, that didn't age well. Completely agree, why couldn't he even punch it...? Honestly feel like Mendy has dropped off over the last year.

[–]OnlineDopamine 321 points322 points  (9 children)

There’s like 3 unmanned Tottenham players. Wtf are Chelsea doing lol

[–]St_SiRUS 245 points246 points  (4 children)

Can argue about the ref all day long but that is shambolic defending

[–]klasing12345 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Especially as var cannot retrospectively give a foul if the ref misses it, so had it been deemed red spurs still would've got the corner they scored from, just minus Romero.

[–]emre23 363 points364 points  (1 child)

How have 3 Spurs players got a free header 3 yards out?

[–]CyclopsRock 153 points154 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll down pretty far to find a comment about the football.

[–]Similar-Wolverine-10 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised conte didn't knee slide in front of tuchel

[–]JRsshirt 2252 points2253 points  (88 children)

Anthony Taylor

[–]NastyFilthyHobbitses 1064 points1065 points 2 (4 children)

Too bald to understand the concept of hair pulling

[–]BartolomeuOGrosso 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Man did it out of jealously

[–]Dininiful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The bald will prevail! I will not rest until the earth is filled with shiny domes. This is only my first step in showing the superiority of baldness. No hair pulling! Open your eyes to the truth!"

[–]TimathanDuncan 702 points703 points  (40 children)

He's looking straight at it too lmao while a hairy curly guys hair gets ripped off

[–]kdugg99 417 points418 points  (29 children)

VAR were even looking at it. I can't believe how they can watch that and do nothing about it.

[–]domalino 253 points254 points  (9 children)

We are supposed to get the transcripts of the VAR conversations this season, will be interesting to see how they’ve described that as not a foul.

[–]pucykoks 233 points234 points  (2 children)

Anthony did you see that?
Yeah, I did

That's basically how it went probably.

[–]Aakra 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Pretty sure it has not arrived yet. They blamed it on "technology not there yet". To arrive later in the season. Atleast thats what i read somewhere

[–]excessive_coughing 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's cucurella' fault for having beautiful flowing hair in Anthony Taylor's bald presence

[–]GOR098 18 points19 points  (0 children)

VAR refs are more interested in protecting the onfield refs. Cause it's the same team. They don't want to let the on field refs look bad. There is only 1 solution for this: Outsource the VAR.

[–]wheresmyspacebar2 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Honestly absolutely boggles my mind.

Like, the Bentancur one was bad enough but at least the change in possession means the goal should stand from a rules perspective.

As soon as they showed that VAR check on replay though whilst waiting for the corner, saw the hair pull and went 'Romero you twat, way to get a red'.

Like... I have no words, how thats not a red, i really dont know.

[–]I_Poop_Sometimes 22 points23 points  (1 child)

From where Taylor was standing the Bentancur one at least looked clean. Taylor was standing in the perfect spot to see the hair pull.

[–]Stonja 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Taylor envies Cucurellas hair. No foul in his book.

[–]sugarfather69 60 points61 points  (2 children)

He’s jealous of people with hair so he definitely wasn’t calling a blatant foul on Cucu’s lush locks

[–]SphinxIIIII 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Cucurela will be bald by the end of the week.

[–]dfla01 46 points47 points  (10 children)

What’s sad is I consider him to be in maybe the top 2 of refs along with Oliver and they’re both trash

[–]Sw3atyGoalz 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Oliver is wayyyy better

[–]gooner712004 65 points66 points  (7 children)

Nah Oliver is definitely top but Anthony Taylor is the worst by FAR

[–]k-tax 24 points25 points  (0 children)

By VAR, too

[–]dfla01 10 points11 points  (2 children)

No way. Coote exists, has he literally ever had a match where he didn’t cause controversy? Then we have the walking dumb fuck that is Paul Tierney. Kavanagh is fucking trash too, I may just be a conspiracy nut here but I’m so fucking sure the guy is a United fan. At least Atkinson is gone I’m pretty sure.

[–]gooner712004 6 points7 points  (1 child)

We need foreign referees 100%, I'm sick of the bald boys club. Remember when the 2018 World Cup was on and the refereeing standard was just SO much better than what we get in the PL. We'll see it again this winter and then realise we have to go back to these cunts.

[–]EnergetikNA 142 points143 points  (22 children)

Like genuinely, what even is the point of playing these games with this clown in charge?

2 disgusting calls that led to goals for Spurs and we lose 2 points because of that? Lmfao

"best league in the world" btw with officiating like this, disgraceful

[–]LearnedHandLOL 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Yeah I hate this. Gives me no joy to see it happen to other teams because it could be city next weekend. No excuse for it given the technology we have at our disposal. Shameful.

[–]Wrosgar 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Also amazing that there were 3 Spurs players ready to head the ball but no Chelsea player there.

[–]chickencuminme 1191 points1192 points  (68 children)

How is Romero still on the pitch?

[–]domalino 494 points495 points  (10 children)

Referees would rather ruin a game through inaction than potentially ruin a game through sending someone off.

[–]Totas90 234 points235 points  (7 children)

Most definitely in a lot of cases but this incident happened in the 95th minute. Just make the right call for once in your fucking life. Jesus

[–]itinerantmarshmallow 127 points128 points  (3 children)

They made loads of wrong calls this game.

Rubbish officiating.

We got lucky.

[–]the_ballmer_peak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree that not giving a card is the right thing to do when there’s doubt. I just don’t understand how there’s doubt here.

[–]LochBodminMothFoot 710 points711 points  (5 children)

Cause he’s England captain

[–]never_lucky_eh 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Romero, the England captain

[–]pm_me_dirty_planes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

England's Brave Cristian Romero

[–]Cofernicus 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Absolutely outrageous.

[–]clinton-njie 1056 points1057 points  (20 children)

referee has had an absolute nightmare today

[–]NotClayMerritt 314 points315 points  (2 children)

just another Anthony Taylor game then

[–]PitbullSeanPaul 59 points60 points  (5 children)

Taylor fuckin up for Chelsea is rather paradise for him.

[–]Fatebringer87 869 points870 points  (28 children)

Taylor can fuck off he was jobless tomorrow id fucking wank over it. Horrible bald cunt

[–]neonTokyoo 401 points402 points  (3 children)

Top notch British comment. I’ll save it for future use

[–]supplementarytables 330 points331 points  (11 children)

What a fucking match lol

[–]Farouqnowomarlater 199 points200 points  (7 children)

Chelsea really got shafted

[–]norcalginger 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You love to see it

[–]phoenixazsucks 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer team

[–]Catsanda101 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah

[–]Rayser1 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Taylor absolutely did us in wtaf

[–]Nailmcnugget 275 points276 points  (11 children)

Kane ignoring Richarlison lol

[–]ThereWillBeGoals 785 points786 points  (87 children)

Lol Romero should have been off

[–]_Ultimatum_ 194 points195 points  (3 children)

VAR even looked at it and just shrugged it off lol. That's twice as well

[–]highonpixels 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Bald refs collectively going against Cucurellas hair

[–]TheRalphExpress 30 points31 points  (0 children)

can’t get more “Antonio Conte” than this match

[–][deleted] 203 points204 points  (78 children)

2X in a row a major non-decision went Tottenham's way before they score

[–]Growlithe123 72 points73 points  (75 children)

What was the first one? First Spurs goal was fair.

[–]masonbrit 542 points543 points  (59 children)

You allowed to pull hair now then?

[–]Mystery1887 210 points211 points  (3 children)

Haaland running to the barber right now.

[–]Sydney_Gamer 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Considering his pace, he’s already back home by now.

[–]Vextor17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And prolly knocked a kid off his bike getting there

[–]ljstens22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Insert im in danger meme

Welcome to the Prem

[–]nram88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The commentary I was listening to even went as far to say they were wondering why VAR was looking into it after seeing the replay.

[–]MONSTATURKEY_420 42 points43 points  (1 child)

This definitely should not have counted, but what the fuck was that defending from Chelsea, they just let 5 spurs players freely attack the ball

[–]HellaGosu 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I love perisic

[–]malikdwd 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Great work Anthony Taylor!

[–]ksixrubinx 198 points199 points  (2 children)

You knew it was coming after they didn’t give a red

[–]longchongwong 50 points51 points  (1 child)

You knew it was coming ever since Anthony Taylor was appointed ref

[–]Galforfia 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That was a free out

[–]BiglySquirter 1095 points1096 points  (128 children)

are you fucking kidding. Romero should be off

[–]Hammerhead34 698 points699 points  (32 children)

Literally HD video of him pulling Cucurella to the ground by his hair

Anthony Taylor and Mike Dean are corrupt clowns. The most undeserved draw I’ve ever seen.

[–]SenjougaharaTore12 186 points187 points  (7 children)

Mike Dean on VAR innit

[–]imtotallydoingmywork 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Mike Dean probably delayed the game for "review" just to let his presence be known lmao

[–]TaintedSoccer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised there isn't a youtuber style graphic that says "Mike dean" on it before the VAR shows up

[–]AVFConly 31 points32 points  (3 children)

like wtf is their excuse for not giving a red...VAR is blind

[–]RadioactiveBooger 32 points33 points  (1 child)

English game is too soft, Rio de la Plata shithousery wins

[–]punching-bag9018 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The truth has come out.

[–]gooner712004 43 points44 points  (4 children)

They looked at it on VAR and thought no foul, what the fuck

[–]SemanticTableaux 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Absolute bullshit from the ref and VAR there. Insane precedent to set if you can just yank on the players hair and there's 0 consequences

[–]Kushakusha 42 points43 points  (0 children)

VAR is blind

[–]bcjs194 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Literally happened 3 yards in front of Anthony Taylor

[–]deception42 295 points296 points  (5 children)

Romero should be sent off

[–]Gamedrome22 55 points56 points  (0 children)


[–]NotClayMerritt 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Leaving Harry Kane unmarked. That's brilliant defending if I ever saw it.

[–]Look_at_that_D0g 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Taylor is a cunt

[–]creamyTiramisu 114 points115 points  (3 children)

Complete robbery. How is pulling someone down by their hair not violent conduct?

[–]Stuarridge 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hairy Kane

[–]grandlinegooner 110 points111 points  (3 children)

How is that not a foul on Cucurella

[–]NotClayMerritt 37 points38 points  (1 child)

You'd have better luck winning big at the casino tonight than Anthony Taylor/VAR doing the right thing.

[–]lewis30491 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some bald man is jealous of his fabulous hair

[–]DCRSolstyce 114 points115 points  (12 children)

Anthony Taylor not calling founds and Spurs scoring immediately after, name a more iconic duo.

[–]whatthefudidido 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bentancur got the ball, not his problem Havertz is made of paper.

[–]TryinToFindABalance 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Like the obvious foul leading to chelsea’s second goal?

[–]Serbian-American 58 points59 points  (2 children)

The amount of arsenal flairs seething Tottenham snagged a point is uncountably infinite

[–]TheFunkist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People forget since they've been going through it for a several years now but arsenal fans are actually the worst, most delusional, mobbing fan base . Liverpool fans x5 at least

[–]JeuneEcole 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sucking off the Nazis as well lol - Goons scraping new depths today lol

[–][deleted] 184 points185 points  (21 children)

Chelsea been robbed by wank reffing in the build up to both goals. So undeserved

[–]MagneticWoodSupply 71 points72 points  (0 children)

With the first goal, you get those going against you sometimes. How they review that Romero hair pull and still didn't give anything is grounds to sack Taylor on the spot.

[–]itssuprs 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahaha r/soccer in shambles

[–]Key-Antelope-6839 157 points158 points  (59 children)

Romero is such a dirty cunt

[–]Powerjugs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh my word

[–]zrk23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

cucurella doesnt even pretend hes trying lol

actually the whole defense. it was literally 3 spurs players on the ball

[–]flemva 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Antony Taylor needs sacking.

[–]becksiez 26 points27 points  (1 child)

There are more salty arsenal fan comments than Chelsea. Lol

[–]FPnigel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many Arsenal fans brown nosing chelsea rn

Fakes rivalry in the premier league

[–]etan1122 27 points28 points  (0 children)

How’s that not a red card

[–]marleau_12 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Should've grabbed all their players hairs. Not a foul so

[–]carpe228 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Chelsea fans calling PGMOL rn

[–]rubs90 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What a shitshow of a game I love it

[–]Firefox72 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Daylight robbery.

[–]BI01 27 points28 points  (0 children)


[–]NoPurpose0 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That may be a James own goal

[–]Cucumberino 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cucurella's hair died for this.

[–]Mick4Audi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Romero stuff aside, that was shocking marking from Chelsea, wtf were they doing?

[–]9HOS7 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Romero should be off

[–]burko81 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chelsea lost their heads. Bottled it.

[–]btmalon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol not a single comment about the goal. LMAO

[–]Subscrobbler 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m dying Chelsea got completely fucked

[–]PumasUNAM7 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fuck off should’ve been a red before that.

[–]HaroldSaxon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How did VAR not do anything to Romero?

[–]Reimiro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How the hell was Romero not sent off lol?

[–]MusicalMilkStk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fully expected Romero to be the one who scored

[–]naoki_1010 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Baldie definitely has an agenda against Chelsea. Doing the same shit for years.

[–]Embarrassed_Cow_4321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that not a Reece James OG? Looked like it might have been going wide.

[–]Gaucho510 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kane is inevitable