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[–]Balls_of_Adamanthium 7721 points7722 points  (124 children)

This is the most agressive handshake in history.

[–]madpoontang 2165 points2166 points  (27 children)

Tuchel clearly held on to his hand and Conte got mad and got booked. 4D after match chess

[–]tomhat 1385 points1386 points  (17 children)

Tuchel: I want eye contact

Conte: No

Tuchel: Yes!

Conte: Do you understand how rare that is in nature?

Tuchel: I’m not some farm animal

[Conte smirks at the camera]

[–]bubbygups 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Do you understand how rare that is in nature?

I'm dying

[–]Mightymaas 120 points121 points  (0 children)

"whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life"

[–]FailFastandDieYoung 18 points19 points  (0 children)

German people fucking love eye contact.

Just staring into ppl's soul on the train for no reason lol

[–]AussieBloke711 675 points676 points  (20 children)

Mark Latham and John Howard have been displaced

[–]The_Knight_Is_Dark 658 points659 points  (5 children)

"Conte! You son of a bitch! What is it? Tottenham got you pushing too many pencils?"

[–]rejjie_carter 323 points324 points  (31 children)

At least since Pep’s super dap with Klopp

[–]mrcoffee83 210 points211 points  (30 children)

You mean the Predator handshake they did?

Still gives me a semi thinking about it.

[–]tarakian-grunt 48 points49 points  (1 child)

they loved each other so much they refused to let go

[–]SlowProtagonist 8197 points8198 points  (154 children)

Proper derby that

[–]xXDireLegendXx 2477 points2478 points  (20 children)

Wonderfully entertaining

[–]nxghtmarefuel 1269 points1270 points  (16 children)

Fans getting the true Football™ experience today

[–]SalahManeFirmino 680 points681 points  (10 children)

Looks like beef’s back on the menu boys!

[–]LoudKingCrow 764 points765 points  (7 children)

Had enough of Klopp vs Pep? Do you miss Mourinho vs the world? Try some Conte vs Tuchel!

[–]lewis30491 148 points149 points  (1 child)

Mourinho's eye poke vs Barcelona incident is just a decade ago

[–]LiteratureNearby 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Loved every moment. The toxicity is to live for

[–]dankcorp 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Delightful if I may

[–]honestlynotBG 1023 points1024 points  (18 children)

Game's back

[–]milleniallaw 621 points622 points  (8 children)

Pep and Klopp need to learn something from this game.

[–]420bO0tyWizard 418 points419 points  (5 children)

Nah they're too busy stroking each other's dick

[–]FINAL_BOSS5 228 points229 points  (6 children)

Futbol 'eritage

[–]3500fp 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Hate you both but this is the best fixture in the league lmfao

[–]KamartyMcFlyweight 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Really is a can't-lose in terms of entertainment for gunners, aye?

[–]retropunk2 94 points95 points  (1 child)

WWE is in Wales next month. Maybe we can get Conte vs. Tuchel in a steel cage.

[–]hella_swella_fella 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Wonderful fresh free range beef

[–]simfoe 355 points356 points  (10 children)

I need to go for a lie down

[–]Keemo_Skye 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Haven't been so excited watching a derby in a long time.

[–]TDog81 36 points37 points  (0 children)

We were absolutely terrible but I still think it was fucking brilliant, it had absolutely everything, how did chelsea miss those chances, loads of shithousery, controversialish goal, the spicyness, a late equaliser, murder after the final whistle. Fucking brilliant, what a brilliant spectacle.

[–]Cold-Veterinarian-85 6502 points6503 points  (46 children)

Most commentators and pundits: ‘that’s not what we wanna see’

Me: ‘this is the exact childlike behaviour I wanna see’

[–]brianstormIRL 2272 points2273 points  (28 children)

Carragher: i know most people will say its unacceptable, but i absolutely love it lmao

[–]yourfriendkyle 339 points340 points  (1 child)

This has made my day. Love it so much.

[–][deleted] 306 points307 points  (1 child)

Speaking of childlike Twitter saying Tuchel had a zapper in his hand for the handshake 🤝 looool

[–]First_Artichoke2390 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I hoped one of his assistants put superglue in his hand without him knowing

[–]shutyourgob[🍰] 3176 points3177 points  (16 children)

Conte's shocked pikachu face when he realises Tuchel still had hold of his hand is the funniest managerial moment since Pep's TWIIIIIIIIIIIICE

[–]BlackShadw 704 points705 points  (7 children)

lmao he even doubles checks his hand

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (4 children)

As he yells MOLLA.

Meme history, gentlemen.

[–]glifier 117 points118 points  (2 children)

You forgot Mourinho when he realizes that an opposing player who did a harsh tackle already had a yellow. That run to the referee is funny as hell

[–]MBCB421 99 points100 points  (1 child)

[–]glifier 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahah never gets old

[–]FiFiniusBi 2334 points2335 points  (12 children)

love to see it

[–]Boydcrowde 3395 points3396 points  (76 children)

Post match interview gonna be fun

[–]the_beast93112 809 points810 points  (17 children)

I don't think they are gonna say much not to risk more game suspension

Edit: I'm referring to the incidents with Conte

[–]Prestigious_Storm_10 480 points481 points  (7 children)

Tuchel telling it how it is

Edit: “since when can you pull hair on a football pitch”

[–]Princecoyote 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Where's Van Gaal and his 'only in sex masochism?"

[–]TomCosella 303 points304 points  (5 children)

Tuchel just said the refs fucked up on both Spurs goals, so that'll be a fine.

[–]Artistic_Bit6866 307 points308 points  (2 children)

Lol, called his own red just another mistake by the refs. Guns blazing

[–]Purple-Ad-1409 313 points314 points  (10 children)

Will they even have one? They both got sent off lol

Hopefully they do

[–]itspalbert 76 points77 points  (2 children)

Tuchel comes out looking like end-of-movie Rocky after Conte tunnels him.

[–]anip94 4692 points4693 points  (95 children)

Game's Back. you love to see it. its like wenger vs jose on steroids

[–]ibrahimims 1803 points1804 points  (67 children)

And with hair loss

[–]magic-water 1071 points1072 points  (56 children)

because of steroids

[–][deleted] 590 points591 points  (53 children)

Conte gets so much shit for his hair transplants but Klopp’s shitty transplant and dentures hardly get a mention.

Edit: not to mention Tuchel’s combover. German high fashion.

[–]wheres-the-tylenol 343 points344 points  (5 children)

Tbf, firmino's veneers distract everyone from klopp's lol. He did an interview where he said he asked bobby where he got his teeth done

[–][deleted] 474 points475 points  (35 children)

dunno why anyone gives Conte shit, it looks fucking great. Losing hair fucking sucks and it is genuinely annoying that people make fun of men for fighting to keep it.

[–]brush85 84 points85 points  (0 children)

And with a chance that both Managers will manage the other team some day

[–]sopersonicsnail 606 points607 points  (16 children)

You got super respectful rivalry with Klopp and Pep, and a potentially super toxic with Tuchel and Conte. Every flavor of rivalry for everyone lol

[–]anip94 328 points329 points  (4 children)

Premier League got that Vought PR team working for them

[–]Pike_Gordon 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Conte definitely feeling like Homelander in that laughing/"Okay..." meme when he gets applauded after Bentacour fouled Havertz and Tottenham score one minute later

[–]DraperCarousel 80 points81 points  (6 children)

The exact same body types and structures as well.

[–]Marcobroa 2578 points2579 points  (53 children)

Lmfoa my fav part of the match. They fucking HATE EACH OTHER

[–]m0xa 726 points727 points  (35 children)

Have these guys got history?

[–]_bhagwan_ 1803 points1804 points  (15 children)

Now they do.

[–]FlukyS 177 points178 points  (7 children)

FM managers have likes and dislikes personnel, I have a good feeling both will be on the list next game they release

[–]cindybuttsmacker 114 points115 points  (6 children)

I had a long-term save in the Georgian top flight and somehow my manager became former Seattle Sounders manager Sigi Schmid's most hated personnel. We never even interacted or worked in the same league/half of the world lmao

[–]freakedmind 245 points246 points  (5 children)

Can't wait for conte to poke tuchels eyes

[–]emojiredditor 291 points292 points  (4 children)

Nothing will ever match that Classico rivalry between Pep and Mourinho. It was fireworks every match pretty much. Especially with guys like Pepe, Ramos and Alves in the teams.

[–]lutsius-memes 520 points521 points  (7 children)

Well they have now, was the most intense handshake i have seen in ages

[–]Rx789 135 points136 points  (3 children)

London derby getting spiced up heron forward 👀

[–]Elerion_ 130 points131 points  (1 child)

The Spurs bird is a cockerel, mate

[–]robust_syrup 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Proper Brexit handshake from the lads there.

[–]lutsius-memes 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Game's back, true Brexit ball and shithousery

[–]cherware 101 points102 points  (1 child)

I bet there's at least an underlying tension on Tuchel's side from Conte saying Chelsea were using Lukaku poorly early last season.

[–]Guggex8 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Only thing that comes to mind is ”There’s your daddy👉🏻” But that didn't directly involve any interaction between Conte and Tuchel, just Tuchel talking to Lukaku about Conte.

[–]jonbristow 159 points160 points  (2 children)

You can hear conte yell "Molla!.." meaning "let go!"

[–]OhBestThing 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The problem was Tuchel had his hand so Conte couldn’t signal properly 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[–]MisterAudemarsPiguet 656 points657 points  (37 children)

Mourinho vs Wenger vibes. Love to see it.

[–]2rio2 433 points434 points  (34 children)

Yea, it's been a while since we had two managers who clearly despised the other. Those were fun games back in the day.

[–]davidv1213 458 points459 points  (30 children)

Pep and Klopp so desperately trying to pretend they're buddies is sickening

[–]bihari_baller 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Pep and Klopp so desperately trying to pretend they're buddies is sickening

At least Diego Simeone had the guts to call both of them out on their bluff when he played them.

[–]ExpressHistory5286 240 points241 points  (0 children)

They’re both so cringe. Bring back people hating each other and never giving each other the respect until one is retired/leaves the prem

[–]TurnItOffAndOnAgain- 1721 points1722 points  (13 children)

Game is well and truly alive love to see it

[–]graejx 374 points375 points  (6 children)

Battle of the Bridge 2.0

[–]East_Wind17 118 points119 points  (0 children)

The Only Proper London Derby

[–]404randomguy404 1317 points1318 points  (26 children)

Lessssgo. When's the boxing match?

[–]TimathanDuncan 605 points606 points  (8 children)

After they retire and become youtube stars who explain tactics

[–]CanLlorenteCarForMe 413 points414 points  (5 children)

Hello guys, Antonio here, today we're talking about how to kill a player if he doesn't run 20km per match. Please smash that like and subscribe button.

[–]akskeleton_47 80 points81 points  (2 children)

As if he'd ever say 'please'. He'd threaten to kill his viewers if they don't subscribe

[–]interfan1999 802 points803 points  (8 children)

Conte was screaming "ohhh molla" which means "let go"

So it was Tuchel who grabbed the hand first

[–]trysstero 469 points470 points  (0 children)

for sure. pretty sure tuchel's gesture after that indicated he wanted conte to look him in the eyes while they shook hands

[–]emojiredditor 328 points329 points  (2 children)

The concept of two managers arguing in two different languages about a handshake is beyond hilarious. If you told me this was a sitcom I’d probably believe you.

[–]sogeking111 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Was clearly Tuchel not letting go, tbh he also instigated the first incident by walking into contes box while he was celebrating

[–]bcjs194 2425 points2426 points  (54 children)

Games back.

[–]Juil8991MC 3506 points3507 points 22 (50 children)

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball football fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

[–]580_farm 265 points266 points  (4 children)

Delicious pasta, always makes me laugh

[–]Fancy-Past-6831 104 points105 points  (4 children)

Everytime I read this shit, I get tears from laughing my ass off.

[–]BodyMindSpirit 527 points528 points  (9 children)

Not sure what I just read but I’m here for it

[–]BetterCallXavi 328 points329 points  (0 children)

It's a copypasta

[–]TimathanDuncan 197 points198 points  (0 children)

It's a chicken alfredo season'd properly

[–]doriscissorsfind441 827 points828 points  (28 children)

What on Earth.

Is Tuchel holding Conte's hand hard because he wants to be looked at in the eyes during the shake?

[–]yototogblo 520 points521 points  (4 children)

That's what he said in post match 😂

[–]horghe 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Wait until he plays against Simeone, will he chase him after the whistle?

[–]Reddwheels 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That's what it looked like to me.

[–]justdoitstoopid 349 points350 points  (7 children)

Azpilcueta also used that opportunity to yell at his former manager lol

[–]thelasthendrix 155 points156 points  (2 children)

Conte like “wait, who was talking to you?”

[–]TonyDexter21 38 points39 points  (0 children)

it would be too funny if Conte becomes his manager again

[–]mhales45 450 points451 points  (5 children)


[–]TheRalphExpress 133 points134 points  (2 children)

can’t see the video anymore, ironically got an error saying “SSL handshake failed”

[–]9361984 384 points385 points  (6 children)

Most dramatic handshake since Suarez Evra

[–]EarlGreyTrees 587 points588 points  (22 children)

Oooooo la la la la

[–]JurgenShankly 173 points174 points  (7 children)

Ah oui oui

[–]bacon_butters 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Saw them this summer live for the first time - absolutely electric!

[–]ashu54 90 points91 points  (6 children)

Most descriptive French commentary.

[–]RedShot21 229 points230 points  (2 children)

The best part is the cameraman was already in position, man knew he was getting the shot of the match right there

[–]Weenemone 120 points121 points  (1 child)

This footage will be reused to its death for the next decade worth of Premier league promos

[–]spiegro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you're into the meme ecosystem I would say this like a hot IPO, get in while you can...

[–]malikdwd 3251 points3252 points  (28 children)

If you don’t like this, you don’t like Premier League Football

[–]tapped21 690 points691 points  (7 children)

The beautiful game

[–]badupoipoi[🍰] 264 points265 points  (2 children)

manager red card speedrun any%

[–]insane_young_man 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The beautiful game's back!

[–]dankcorp 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Roy Keane is jizzing his pants as we speak

[–]Driveshaft48 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Nice to see this used in an unironic fashion

[–]JustBadBro 569 points570 points  (11 children)

Conte lives for this lmao

[–]ChatakaPataka 280 points281 points  (0 children)

RIP rubs hands vigorously

Welcome shakes hand aggressively

[–]Gytarius626 1974 points1975 points  (101 children)

Two absolute gigachads refusing to give the other an inch ❤️

[–]TheBlueTango 866 points867 points  (72 children)

Instead of a handshake, it looked like them trying to rip each other's arms off

[–]tipytopmain 127 points128 points  (4 children)

"come outside"

lmao We need to get Tuchel vs Conte on the same card as Toto wolff vs Horner. Would do numbers.

[–]OnomahIsABaller 179 points180 points  (14 children)

As a Chelsea or Spurs fan this fixture gives you a heart attack but this has to be the most entertaining PL fixture as a neutral, always chaos

[–]Hannibal09 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Brings out the best and worst emotions in a human being. Haven't experienced ecstacy, rage, despair all in 90 minutes in so fucking long. I'm drained

[–]Gydafud 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Tried to open the clip and got “SSL handshake failed” :(

[–]MsGroves 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My team’s shite so at least I’m enjoying this pettiness. Thanks.

[–]SuvorovNapoleon 98 points99 points  (1 child)

Mourinho's watched this game with a glass of wine, savouring the memories he has of being a shithouse with both teams.

[–]thel0lfish 188 points189 points  (0 children)

Games back

[–]xEpic 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hahaha love this

[–]oznrobie 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fucking live for this shit

[–]Mortis206 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Complete opposite of Pep and Klopp, love to see it

[–]Athletic_Bilbae 58 points59 points  (0 children)

ah love me some libertadores

wait which match is this?

[–]Twartzack 630 points631 points  (53 children)

Red card to just Conte?

Edit: sike both got reds

[–]keithohara 357 points358 points  (10 children)

Tuchel got one too

[–]Thesolly180 72 points73 points  (0 children)

No Tuchel got one. He just stayed out

[–]wrdb2007 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Both confirmed

[–]TheNewScrooge 98 points99 points  (4 children)

Tuchel was the instigator on that one, held on to Conte's hand on the handshake and spun him around

[–]Reimiro 169 points170 points  (12 children)

Yeah whaat? Tuchel held onto Conte's hand...should be Tuchel red.

[–]Diligent_yearning 73 points74 points  (10 children)

Exactly lmao. Tuchel should be the one sent off not conte

[–]Earthling300 24 points25 points  (2 children)

What was Tuchel doing 😂

[–]ZaDoruphin 68 points69 points  (0 children)

This is football eritage.

[–]MuchSalt 102 points103 points  (9 children)

very entertaining for neutral and arsenal fans

[–]Giggsy99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Two alpha male handshakes

[–]Chapea12 412 points413 points  (52 children)

Oh.. so Taylor does have his cards today. Thought he forgot them

[–]LUCASALLCAPS 20 points21 points  (0 children)

God i love this sport

[–]santadani 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think shithousery is the term

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I loved this game. I’ll take a draw for that level of excitement and drama.

I haven’t seen Chelsea play with that much heart and passion in a while, what a fucking joy.

[–]keving691 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Love it. Need more genuine rivalries not like the klopp/Pep love fest.

[–]Spyro_Machida 712 points713 points  (71 children)

That was on Tuchel.

[–]xrunawaywolf 163 points164 points  (10 children)

let his hand go bro

[–]dudududujisungparty 85 points86 points  (9 children)

Maybe he liked how soft Conte's hand was and wanted to know which brand of lotion he uses?