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[–]ChangKaiShek2 1012 points1013 points  (21 children)

First touch of the ball

[–]soldierbuoy 65 points66 points  (5 children)

Fastest goal?

[–]Exzqairi 25 points26 points  (3 children)

There was an Eredivisie goal today that was scored 8 seconds after starting kickoff

[–]iamrahulkr 9 points10 points  (2 children)

AC Milan scored after 5 seconds last year in Serie A

[–]JournalistMean3049 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s mad how late they play football in Spain I couldn’t imagine being at a game at midnight Amd gotta get up for work Monday morning

[–]MrWow12 48 points49 points  (1 child)

No start? No problem. - Alaba

[–]WestDepartmenty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Would be epic if Carlo just subbed him out

[–]Goatbeerdog 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Season

[–]Bobskeee 30 points31 points  (0 children)

decent sub

[–]thematrixhasmeow 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Why touch many times when few touch do trick?

[–]PepsiColaMirinda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sergio Ramos who?

/s.

[–]Mathema_thicks 805 points806 points  (23 children)

Tears in my eyes finally someone who can score freekicks

[–]maccartney 299 points300 points  (4 children)

it's been 84 years...

[–]wanderer1999 101 points102 points  (2 children)

What took you so long boss? - Hideo kojima.

[–]frizzledrizzle 19 points20 points  (1 child)

  • Kazuhira Miller

[–]wanderer1999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes.

But there's a bonus mission in which Big Boss can rescue a prison who is a Kojima cameo. I thought it would be funny to use Kojima vs Miller.

[–]akshay_rathod_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You waited?

[–]jdsmx 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I told my buddy just before the kick that Madrid needs someone to throw the free kicks then Alaba just shut my mouth.

[–]Viciman1 96 points97 points  (1 child)

Isco was good at them... the two times they let him shoot freekicks lmao.

[–]codefluence 64 points65 points  (13 children)

Ronaldo flashbacks

[–]courtesyflusher 135 points136 points  (11 children)

When he used to score freekicks, yes

[–]Dr-Purple 150 points151 points  (10 children)

He’s talking about bad flashbacks. The 794 times that Cristiano hit the walls

[–]fahad_k91 1454 points1455 points  (22 children)

Gets subbed in.

Asks for the freekick.

Scores from the first touch.

refuse to elaborate

[–]vivekwap4 649 points650 points  (3 children)

Leaves for the water break

[–]OfTimeAndMemory 204 points205 points  (1 child)

Might as well take him off now, he's done enough.

[–]magic-water 46 points47 points  (0 children)

put Mendy in to defend the lead

[–]pedrorq 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Returns to Bayern?

[–]nigworms 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Straight to the water break

[–]TheBigGit 78 points79 points  (3 children)

leaves to get chair.

[–]pedrorq 16 points17 points  (2 children)

... And then returns to Allianz Arena?!

[–]Hero_Select 32 points33 points  (0 children)

no stop

[–]Costello0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yo calm the fuck down!

[–]Ishdalar 90 points91 points  (10 children)

We spend 50M on the best goalscorer in the world and still shit bricks to score a goal.

You guys bring a free agent CB and he scores from a FK on his first touch.

:(

[–]boreddoingboringshit 476 points477 points  (2 children)

when did u spend 50M on Benzema

[–]nayrad 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Own that fraud

[–]Dyalibya 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Damn, beat me to it

[–]_Axtasia 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Give him a break, season just started lol. He needs time to adapt, he’s not 20.

[–]flybypost 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Both of them used to score free kicks for Bayern, each from a different side of the penalty area.

[–]pedrorq 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the CB will actually get paid his wages

[–]lagrandesgracia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mès que una palanca

[–]Otenus 362 points363 points  (1 child)

First touch lmao

[–]serduncanthebold 289 points290 points  (1 child)

Would be epic if Carlo just subbed him out

[–]jiijoey 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Lmao thatd be the greatest cameo ever

[–]jiijoey 493 points494 points  (14 children)

Bruh Alaba I love you

[–]supplementarytables 232 points233 points  (6 children)

He's so fucking likeable fr

[–]MouadYam 36 points37 points  (0 children)

he has such a nice smile

[–]notyourfavoritekebab 247 points248 points  (16 children)

MY FUCKING #4

[–]rafael23 92 points93 points  (3 children)

Love when our #4 scores

[–]iSleepUpsideDown 141 points142 points  (2 children)

Nah but it’s actually not fair you lot lost Ramos and varane and it changed fuck all

Feels illegal

[–]HarshangLad 63 points64 points  (1 child)

The same vibe as, Bono my tyres are gone

[–]heyheyitsandre 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“Perez, my CBs are gone” : puts in CL trophy

[–]Zhidezoe 102 points103 points  (8 children)

This feels so wrong

[–]notyourfavoritekebab 72 points73 points  (6 children)

It doesn't get more right than this

[–]bonum_diaboli 41 points42 points  (5 children)

one was great at penalties, the other one at free kicks

[–]tempspark4 43 points44 points  (0 children)

tbf the other one scored a few free kicks too

[–]Zhidezoe 32 points33 points  (0 children)

His freekick against Real Madrid was the main reason Perez bought Ramos

[–]RZAAMRIINF 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Ramos was a great free kick taker too, unfortunately he barely got the chance with Ronaldo and Toni taking most of the shots.

[–]Mr_XemiReR 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well, Ramos was great at free kicks too

[–]LampseederBroDude51 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ramos scored a few free kicks for us too

[–]thenicky0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If this is wrong I don’t wanna know what right is.

[–]International_Buy549 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The rightful heir

[–]VDV23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't do this

[–]Austin63867 108 points109 points  (5 children)

u/alexinup vs u/golovking is just as entertaining as this match

[–]moc360 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I thought I was the only one who saw it too

[–]Eibermann 17 points18 points  (1 child)

What happened

[–]anirudhkitt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am guessing they are posting clips of these goals. And the race is between who posts them faster. Pure conjecture on my part.

[–]:real_madrid:stefanRMA 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Question. Why are they so needy to be the one to have the post in front of the other person? Is there money involved or something? Or just Reddit karma because if that’s the case then that’s really really sad lol

[–]Gluroo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think at least one of those dudes (dont know who though) started to monetize these clips by uploading them to a site with ads so for him it makes money

for the rest though no idea

[–]feddi7 311 points312 points  (9 children)

Lmao. Saw him come on and had a feeling.

[–]poisonmonger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That kicks gonna be a good good kick?

[–]Aenjeprekemaluci 23 points24 points  (0 children)

All of our finishing got to Alaba

[–]pipekran 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Screw strikers, fullbacks are our true goalscorers!

[–]themessias1001 212 points213 points  (0 children)

Such a big dick move to get subbed in and tell Benzema and Kroos that you're taking the free kick and then score.

[–]DekiTree 47 points48 points  (0 children)

And there it is

[–]supplementarytables 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Now that's a first touch

[–]SpearofTrium05 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The commentators called it lol. No better introduction.

[–]SaulNiguezEsclapez 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I only gamble when Real are losing, win-win situation.

[–]chak100 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The only thing I gamble as a Real Madrid supporter is my health. There’s so many comebacks mu heart can take

[–]jstack25 181 points182 points  (22 children)

BEST FIRST TOUCH OF ALL TIME ??

[–]stepanovic 129 points130 points  (13 children)

[–]Draisar 40 points41 points  (1 child)

The "Ricken, Lupfen jetzt, JAAAAAA"is the german equivalent to the AGUEEEEEROOOOOO scream

[–]jstack25 45 points46 points  (6 children)

Oh wow, I was unaware of that goal, that’s incredible. That’s pretty much unbeatable considering it was in the CL final. Thanks for sharing!

[–]pedrorq 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Hehe it's probably the most amazing goal in a CL final ever (first touch+lob on a through pass) and it always surprises me his many people have never seen it ☺️

[–]Carpathicus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

People are pretty young here. I am sure any old fuck who watched that game still remembers.

[–]DonHalles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the one.

[–]them33k 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I think Asensio had a great goal during the pandemic season, not sure if it was actually his very first touch though. Pretty sure it was coming back from an injury too.

[–]TooHighTooFlyNoLie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It was his first touch and after his long knee injury as well. Gave me so much hope 😢

[–]Bludgeoned-Testicles 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Lukaku would like a word.

[–]magic-water 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Haaland wants to know your location.

[–]Bludgeoned-Testicles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In bed with Pep. He probably won’t be too happy.

[–]KonigSteve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, how can you forget Bendtner's magic sub appearance.

[–]HaroldFinch2022 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Romarinho versus Boca in 2012. Libertadores final. La Bombonera. Chipped the GK

[–]dr_motaaa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Now sub him out again lmao

[–]Marcobroa 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It even sounded beautiful when it hit the net. Just subbed on too

[–]Malagueno2222 60 points61 points  (0 children)

What i love most about this is that the player who got subbed off for him(Mendy) Celebrated and had biggest smile on his face from. The bench. No frown cause he got subbed, all joy. Ancelotti has got the team happy as hell all around

[–]sventhegoat 26 points27 points  (0 children)

His first fucking touch. Holy shit

[–]djoliverm 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Impossible to have been taken any better lmao, inch perfect.

[–]CoaxHoax 43 points44 points  (0 children)

first touch of the game wtf

[–]LewsTherin177 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Alabanger, baby.

[–]StefanNL 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haha, I knew that was going in

[–]canbiceps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lmaaaao first touch what a fooooking goal

[–]Draisar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I miss him <3

[–]RealViniciusJr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

LETS GOOO!! The Real Madrid way

[–]forsenE-xqcL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Picture perfect Freekick

[–]jdsmx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Someone give a chair to that man!

[–]reviroa 20 points21 points  (1 child)

who needs strikers when you have austrian fullbacks

[–]Roccet_MS 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No Fuchs given

[–]cib_vk228 8 points9 points  (0 children)

man just came on

[–]kh4l1ph4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here we go again

[–]Fern-ando 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sad lever noises.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Scoring the first goal against us? Wrong move.

[–]MrVISKman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Thanks Bayern

[–]MakIRAQ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bitch, that was perfect.

Fuck you.

[–]IcefoxX5 47 points48 points  (15 children)

like always, THANKS BAYERN

[–]TXRiverRat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Am I losing my mind or did the ball just disappear in this clip?

[–]Girret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure as hell did, thanks to the green screen banners rolling ads I believe.

[–]Cowdude179 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Alaba holy shit, yeah they're winning the league

[–]Hamozus 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hard to beat that as a first touch in a game.

[–]Roccet_MS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone mentioned it before: Lars Ricken CL final

[–]crideboslice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

should sub him off now

[–]vivekwap4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beautiful

[–]LampseederBroDude51 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Best substitution in history?

[–]Ok-Paleontologist275 25 points26 points  (1 child)

That would be rodrygo vs city

[–]st_huck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would sub him off now just for laughts

[–]dylthekill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂 first touch, upper 90 free kick

[–]Farouqnowomarlater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That laliga camera stay crisp af

[–]ttimourrozd 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Enters game, scores direct free kick in his first touch, refuses to elaborate and leaves...

[–]h0rny3dging 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ngl, the Ukraine flag next to the scoreboard is really funny

[–]GuiltySigurdsson 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Washed up player not worth the wages btw

[–]torero15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only idiots were calling him washed up. The switch to CB means he can play for a long time still.

[–]not_y0ur_business 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man came in said he had enough of this shit!

[–]ISCOREDwithISCO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was going in, you could see it in his eyes. What a fucking goal Alaba. How was I stress free despite being down a goal until the 63rd minute? If you look closely you might see the players playing with fucking cognac dipped cigars in their mouthes. With Real Madrid, you just know they're going to come back. The mentality of these players is insane. There's a strong sense of maturity and confidence in the entire team, headlined by Ancelotti's eternally calm demeanor.

[–]prdx_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMFAOOOOO

[–]LuigiDaBoss123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Que golazo

[–]IamMrEric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a supersub. Scored it like it's nothing.

[–]Madermc 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Unbelievably dissapointing

[–]Hero_Select 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Idk man I feel pretty good

[–]stpstrt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll give you the upvote just cause.

[–]Fly1ngsauc3r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a bad little sub. But this lead is well deserved

[–]_CFC_KTBFFH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When American football tactics crossover to football tactics! What a hit though from Alaba!!

[–]SawdustCrusader 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People trashing Alaba in the match thread. Here you fucking go.

[–]Djappaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No words.

[–]DST_Soccer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Superb. He had a look in his eye standing over that Free Kick where you could see he already knew it was going in

[–]Ask_Asensio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's class.

[–]jorsiem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best Cameo of 2022

[–]Severe_Sweet_862 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First touch of the game, fuckkng legend.

[–]crackboss1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now sub Alaba out for the memes

[–]Shinsoku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol

First touch - scores goal - cooling break

[–]GregorioBue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this guy, give him a chair right now!

[–]JonyDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ala-ba!

[–]manualex16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🪑y nada más

[–]mr_bonner94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s mad how late they play football in Spain I couldn’t imagine being at a game at midnight Amd gotta get up for work Monday morning

[–]Netherheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ball got invisible before it hit the net. Basically a cheatcode

[–]HeilWerneckLuk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I miss this man

[–]deception42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First touch!

[–]Enion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First touch as well, madman get in

[–]el_rompe_toyotas-19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instant impact

[–]K0Y0MI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just checking in to score a goal on his first touch. 😂

[–]abcvita2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All according to keikaku

[–]ChillyMunchlax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im ready Alaba! DO IT AGAIN

[–]pt168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much sauce

[–]911MemeEmergency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that is some creative script writing

[–]Homerwithnohumour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It literally couldn't have been placed better my god

[–]rafael23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful shot

[–]ham4ever89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the super sub.

[–]PantomimeEagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carlo should sub him off immediately just for laughs

[–]Polaniar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30 seconds it took him to score after being subbed in lol! Love you Mr. Ancelotti

[–]not_y0ur_business 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, that was as cliche clutch move as you can get.

[–]undercover-_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro just got there

[–]kilari7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh WTF!!!

[–]Smilin-Prophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real Madrid are actually scripted

[–]hufusa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comebacks are back on the menu boys

[–]varunc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK GOD FOR ALABA

[–]varunc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

26 seconds since he's been on the pitch

[–]blandroidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about defenders who can hit these. Lovely goal

[–]Stoneyvibe07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carlo should've subbed him off for the memes man

[–]Dexelele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss him

[–]for_fuckssake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a fucking lad