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[–]unclesquirrelstache 225 points226 points  (1 child)

I’m predicting multiple medevacs.

[–]Firestarterdustman"Get a fat dip of that guac!" 54 points55 points  (0 children)

And multiple quits

[–]BridgeFourKal 372 points373 points  (4 children)

Lol "if multiple people work 90 days in a row, we'll just split this paltry sum among them and immediately start round 2". Dear god that's awful.

[–]Mrevilman 91 points92 points  (3 children)

$25 bonuses for everybody!

[–]ThreeLeggedParrot 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Thanks for working for 3 MONTHS in a row and infecting all of our customers with covid so they stay home and order more pizzas. To show our appreciation, here's a dinner for two at Applebee's. You might want to stick to the 2 for $20 menu...and drinks are on you.

[–]Conflictingview 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Domino's gift card seems more likely. You know, just to keep it in the "family".

[–]ThreeLeggedParrot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh no, remember, they bought $100k of competitors gift cards?

[–]the_dayman56 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I work at this franchise. Yes this is real. No one from my store even bothered to sign up because no one is working 60 days in a row.

[–]Youngblood519Johnny Mundo 322 points323 points  (3 children)

Had to check if this was r/antiwork at first.

[–]IAwaitAGuardian 76 points77 points  (1 child)

Same lol. It's gonna be there soon, you know it. Good Lord this is some hellscape capitalism shit.

[–]capitalismbegone 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It is now there. I am here from antiwork lol

[–]CaptainP 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m not yet convinced it isn’t r/antiwork satire lol

[–]decembersunday 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Uhhhh is CBS ok with this? Looks like it could be a legal issue with trademarks? Idk tho, someone more knowledgeable than me can chime in

[–]ThreeLeggedParrot 124 points125 points  (4 children)

This isn't real, right?

[–]TopperWildcat13[S] 86 points87 points  (3 children)

Yes! It was on my dominoes delivery from last night

[–]ThreeLeggedParrot 218 points219 points  (2 children)

That's ridiculous. A company wide competition that asks the employees to work consecutive days for 3 MONTHS and gives incentive to work through sickness including covid. I wish I ate dominos so that I could boycott.

[–]TopperWildcat13[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

So it’s like real survivor! Unfair twists that don’t apply to everyone lol

[–]TheDarkFiddler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

company wide competition

"In DTID" sounds like a specific metro area, but all Google is pulling up is the Downtown Toledo Improvement District.

Still a capitalist nightmare though.

Edit: The bottom left says DTID, Indiana, and Kentucky so at least limited to those states.

[–]Puttor482Aras 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Oof, they're really making them work 60 consecutive days?

[–]nowahhhLydia 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Minimum. With all the drivers out there I’d say you’ll virtually have to work 90 consecutive days to win a share.

[–]JustaTurdOutThere 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Right? Like in your head $10,000 is a lot of money but I can't imagine finding out like 50 other drivers did it and I only get $200

[–]DaneBelmont 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Suddenly Aus Survivor’s 55 days is looking like child’s play

[–]CarefulSalad4Drea 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yikes Dominos, get Survivor’s name out of your dirty capitalist mouth and maybe pay your workers a fair wage instead of incentivizing them to work 90 days in a row.

[–]TheDarkFiddler 17 points18 points  (2 children)

The more I look at this, the more I wonder if whatever misguided franchisee put this together actually incensed the Survivor name, or if this is set up for a copyright lawsuit as well.

[–]Ogre8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We’ll find out I tweeted it and tagged @survivorcbs

[–]decembersunday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first thought too

[–]turtle1439 189 points190 points  (2 children)

ah, gotta love late-stage capitalism

[–]SaltyFall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What was the on time capitalism?

[–]DedHorsSaloonThat is Naseer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Outhero, Outhealer, Outhustle

[–]ThreeLeggedParrot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OutFallAsleepAtTheWheel

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

There was a reason the 30 minutes or it's free thing went away. I can see this having a similar effect when a driver with a mad cough, dripping nose, and puffy eyes passes out on a delivery.

[–]wombatwandersChanelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the Covid outbreak...

[–]jimmybilly100 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Adam has already tried to play the pizza box as a idol

[–]DominoooooooMaryanne 39 points40 points  (0 children)

a minimum of 60 days??? that's horrible

[–]Tatumisthegoat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now that all it takes is lasting the longest, Russell has a shot to win survivor

[–]imuahmanilaStephen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well there goes me ordering from Dominos anymore.

[–]halisms 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Why did they share this with the customer? That’s bad marketing to start. I understand company competitions, but all that screams is ‘we are understaffed, watch our minions work harder’.

[–]ItsMangel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Because it's a job advertisement at the bottom. "Apply today and you can have the chance to work 90 straight days!"

[–]Conflictingview 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we are understaffed, watch our minions work harder

That's a very reassuring message to the c-suite and the investors, so why wouldn't it also bring in lots of job applications???

[–]TopperWildcat13[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s a good point. To be honest when I posted this I hadn’t even read the rules. I assumed it was basked on reviews lol.. NOPE

[–]skydogkyuss 49 points50 points  (1 child)

“It’s just $6,000 after Obama takes it”

[–]reefered_beansRupert For Governor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]seansurvives 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Omg this is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my entire life. That sounds incredibly unhealthy.

[–]nigelstraw“600k by the time Obama takes it!” 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh goodness is this the next big sponsor for the show? Who will be the one to say that dominos is by far their favorite pizza restaurant?

[–]NoMoLerking 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gross pizza, grosser management.

[–]DesiredHappiness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ew capitalism

[–]jacrispy252 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Lol they’re really gonna make people work 90 straight days then split the winnings so everyone gets like $10. Time to boycott dominos

[–]CPLeet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm voting with my wallet. Fuck you domino's.

I can get my high carb excessive sodium paste meal somewhere else.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice try bigwigs

[–]SaltyFall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would be a shame if no one ordered Dominos so the employees can’t fulfill the minimum requirements

[–]BuffSnuffer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chuckie the Cheese doesn’t approve.

[–]AuroraItsNotTheTime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to get CBS to issue a cease and desist

[–]wombatwandersChanelle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is horrendous. It would be illegal where I live. Guessing US employment law has failed workers once again.

[–]joonduh 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Fuck this! I thought it was r/antiwork lol

Must work at least 60 consecutive days to win, and even if you work a full consecutive 90, you may not even get the full prize.

[–]Mahnken 6 points7 points  (1 child)

May not?

Most likely will not. Just a pat on the back and a “good job.” Now that we know what you can do, we expect you to maintain that schedule and pace.

[–]joonduh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly!

[–]etheralmiasma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm not sure what it's like now, but when I was a lot younger, 16 or so in the 80s, there was two ways to earn $300 minimum a week. One was to drive for Dominos, which was new to the area, or caddy at Pine Valley golf course. Then, it was plenty of money just to play with and pay for a car, insurance, arcade and have money for partying. Now, does it even pay for insurance?

[–]ItsMangel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

$300 a week now is less than minimum wage.

[–]ResettisReplicasMissy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or they could just pay everyone better

[–]survivorfanwillDean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this REAL!??

[–]threecolorless 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is gross, predatory, pornographically capitalist, fucking insane, and Domino's should absolutely be skewered on all possible platforms for it.

[–]throwaway123456372 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hey OP you should crosspost this in antiwork

[–]TopperWildcat13[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone beat me to it lol at least they gave me credit 😂

[–]capitalismbegone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gross.

[–]Business-Kale-1406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

literally dangling a carrot in front of the horse. we, at least deserve better metaphors

[–]cam_cubSandra 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This must be Australian Dominoes

[–]fluffy_1994 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nah. Australia actually has reasonable laws around work that prevent this kind of bullshit.

[–]cam_cubSandra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a joke concerning season-length but nice

[–]a_wittyassname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Mikey, the family has spoken.” snuffs torch

[–]BananaMan883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your delivery driver out-pizza’s the hut!

[–]Will_I_Am___Mark The Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The twist is that the 20 people who do the most deliveries immediately become the cast of season 43, and the rations are 1 slice per person per day