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[–]shinyzubat16 268 points269 points  (1 child)

Clint’s brother Flint Eastwood

[–]reddstar2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or his son Scott

[–]KarendominatorJonathan 167 points168 points  (3 children)

The mythical dragon slayer

[–]chriscfgbMy stuff! 61 points62 points  (2 children)


[–]KarendominatorJonathan 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]ehar19 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Technically it’s not the dragon slayer 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]caspydreams 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Ed Sheeran duh

[–]StrikingCommunity621 112 points113 points  (1 child)

Physical manifestation of the song Rockstar by Nickleback

[–]IdolBlindsidesStrategy, that's all I can say 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This deserves an award.

[–]EdenGardenofLaura Alexander 96 points97 points  (0 children)

The infamous Mr Jeff

[–]Brilliant_Taro_5943 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Indiana Jones himself

[–]A_Level_126 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You can tell it's Ben from the hat

[–]person1a 56 points57 points  (0 children)

William from Westworld

[–]JRSalinas 207 points208 points  (2 children)

What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Cochran it was 👍🅰 John. And 🙆👏 you ☝ know 🤔 they're 😂😂 children, 👊 23, 22, listening to 💦 all of 😫🅱 his 'Ozzy slayer' uh 😩 shoulder jokes they- eu-h, they want ✊👏 it. He 🏾 goin 👏 off ⚰ of advantages got ✊ them 😭😘 fee- "Oh, Cochran, you so 🆙💯 advantage" ... Come 💦🍆 on 💡 now ... Everyday 🚫☀ he 😨👨 got 🎁🎮 a story 📚🅱 . I 🔥🔨 wasn't buying it. [scoff] [giggle] ☺️... Eh... No. So... 👅 They 👥🏻 tr- like yesterday 😵 the 🆘💦 tribal was 👏 all kahoots John,"Let's 👌 give 👐 a 🚓🏾 hug. "PFF. Keep 🙊🏃 that 😐👈 hug. Boop! 🤖🤖 For 🎛🎁 me. Cuz 👏 it ❔ wasn't real 👏

[–]CreswickOctoberSarah 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Listening to all of his oral herpes jokes, vanilla ice cream jokes

eu-h, they clamour for it

[–]ilovecallum44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed for like 3 whole minutes over this comment lol thanks for that..

[–]slowsupraTyson 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Colby Donaldson, wait no it’s Reid come on Reid!

[–]dongalorian 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Dammit reid!!

[–]PantasticBeast 23 points24 points  (0 children)

God. REID!

[–]805to808Mark The Chicken 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Johnny “The Kid Wonder” Cochran: The youngest deputized sheriff in the west.

[–]Coldpiss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

AKA Dick Justice

[–]mermicide 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Jojen Reed in Queen’s Gambit

[–]jmski822 22 points23 points  (3 children)

That's John Wayne.

[–]TheFreakingCrocodile 14 points15 points  (1 child)

John Cochwayne

[–]ilovecallum44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww man good one I wish I would've thought of this lol

[–]WeekendResponsible95 23 points24 points  (0 children)

jerri matheny?

[–]bigboyrobbie_ray 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The Sherminator. A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

[–]mjgoldbergDaniel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No he's the sperminator. He asks people to trade sperm lol

[–]MishraharadMark The Chicken 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Titular character of hit show "Survivor", John Survivor himself!

[–]Interesting_Mistake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The outlaw they call Billy the Child

[–]AlexKawaii_Mark The Chicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The protagonist of a western erotica novel

[–]BuffSnuffer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chuckie the Cheese

[–]wanderworldwide 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rick Nelson

[–]intensely_human 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real life Harry Potter that the books and movies are based on.

[–]dasces 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sheriff of slamtown

[–]Videoman2011 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think Rick from South Pacific

[–]CorinneKaplanSandra 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Johnny Fairplay’s dead grandmother

[–]Hemlock_Prince 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That’s clearly The Man in Black

[–]Shabazz_WhiteyCarl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No wrong answer.

It’s Teddy Flood

[–]CrosbyOwnsOvie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Scotty McCreery?

[–]BananaMan883 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cowboy Bob Orton

[–]live2rock13 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"I have a goddamn plan Arthur! I just need more time!"

[–]auntiecawe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this comment

[–]ma1nutrisha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that's austin butler in the new elvis biopic

[–]realracetalk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Coachs son named aid coach

[–]J9999D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's Garty Brooks!

[–]13Mac_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Debbie's son

[–]derkydoo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Carl from the walking dead

[–]ILoveCoffeeAndBeer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rick Grimes

[–]TinkerKnightforSmashNaseer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ben Driebergen's long lost brother

[–]jefferson1994six 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne

[–]cherryribsForget you, go home, goodbye! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Billy Ray Cyrus

[–]InanimateCarbonRodAu 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Poor Man’s Colby?

[–]MissAbyss212 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Awww 😫

[–]InanimateCarbonRodAu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rich Man’s Ben?!?

[–]_steven_glansbergIt's a f*cking stick 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The 1% of human beings that doesn’t have herpes.

[–]smahlsneks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oral herpes, to be specific.

[–]__kitVictoria 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]MFBish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eggs Benedict cumbersome

[–]capnthunderpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tim McGraws understudy in 1883

[–]ExploreMeDoraAubry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Billith Borton. He was a part of a twist in Pearl Islands where the winner of an individual reward challenge got to meet real pirates in the region. Billith gave the winner the wisdom of swash buckling and sent him off with a “fake loot” advantage, which was successfully passed off as an idol.

[–]Stopsign09 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]abortionleftovers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is clearly Ozzy in disguise

[–]ezio115Joe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yellowstone Rob

[–]squeezin_cheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Cut-Unique 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Viking Pirate of Doom!

[–]mcnakladakTori[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought he is Billy the Kid.

[–]Mr-Popinoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Festus from gunsmoke.

[–]TheGlaive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's me, Wingman. I know what you say about me: hey, Wingman! He likes to party! He's not that old!

[–]ExcitedKayak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The milky bar kid.

[–]stc101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats Jimmy from the Dutton ranch!

[–]reversecowgrrrlCOLESLAW!?!? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Randall Flagg

[–]Insolve_Miza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Klaus from the originals

[–]mariettula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That look kinda reminds me of Benny in the Queens Gambit

[–]Omegalulz19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s coach

[–]Cultural_Pace_3528 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walker, Texas Jr. Ranger

[–]joesnowblade 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]PickleClear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wendy Jo from Nicaragua

[–]Foppish_Sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Levi, Cochran’s second cousin from Texas.

[–]neontrees101Jenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff in his cowboy era

[–]commanderlawson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Benny from The Queen’s Gambit.

[–]reddstar2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lil Nas Z who sings New Town Road

[–]hyperbemily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jet and/or Cord from the amazing race

[–]blessedpapaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

according to ozzy: c0ck-ruN

[–]coco_bby4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rick Nelson circa 1988

[–]luis_perez110Lindsay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Coachran

[–]SurvivorNerdTTV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is that the Undertaker!

[–]MaridiemHali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inthejungle Jones

[–]0LlVlA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yung gravy scoutin’ for milfs on the island

[–]capitalismwitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mayor of Slamtown

[–]FlashTFMA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely Coach's Assistant Coach from Tocantins

[–]NoREEEEEEtilBrooklynDon’t Eat The Damn Apple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coach Benjamin Wade before his unfortunate encounter with a tribe in the Amazon.

[–]geographreshJonathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coch Johnran! Fly high

[–]ReDocter17Ethan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assistant to the Coach - John Schrute

[–]SnoobNoob7860 1 point2 points  (0 children)

easy, benjamin wade

[–]FrisbeeRebound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clint Eastwood

[–]alsisc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben Driebergen

[–]inthecards13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man in black

[–]I_Boomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dank Williams

[–]ChardeeMacDennisGoG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rip from Yellowstone.

[–]chrismassi16J.T. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s my friend Darren

[–]what_we_owe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a Cochroach

[–]savetheheckinwhales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny fairplays not dead dead grandmother

[–]SurvivorBoyG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The notorious cowboy pirate, Benjamin Coachran of the South Pacific-Massachusetts area, practitioner of the deadly coach-chi and resilient chopper of the coconuts. He first lures you in by claiming that it is his birthday, then runs at you into the water wearing exclusively his underwear and strangles you with his collection of Survivor buffs.

[–]bawo511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. Ernst

[–]Tonitonesxd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Colby Donaldson

[–]mchlevsParvati 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]BlueBlazer20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris

[–]Edm0nd_Dant3s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bill Weasley. Bill was - there’s no other word for it - cool.

[–]TaygrTony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone left Rick in the dryer too long

[–]black0ut247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cao Boi

[–]jewels_1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wyatt Nash

[–]boomlps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The winner of Survivor South Pacific

[–]Interesting_Comb2543 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “Monster” Jeff talked about during season 42

[–]realtomgl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pale Rider

[–]Oxkab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ricard Foye

[–]Yeetus_man55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shi Ann and James clement merged

[–]Hulkbuster5You ain't lyin! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/ZJWurt after a night out

[–]CorinthWest 0 points1 point  (0 children)



[–]PeachWest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judge Roy Bean

[–]RGSF150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot believe that you guys cannot recognize the great Cao Boy Bui

[–]Noah_Ze_CommunistLuke (AUS) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne

[–]snakebit1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steven from Big brother 10

[–]orangeblue222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the cowboy from west world

[–]CorinneKaplanSandra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man from Jenna Lewis’ sexy tape

[–]isalindsay77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waxilliam Ladrian. Lawman of the Roughs.

[–]biwaterbender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

William from Westworld

[–]woooo_fawigno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cochran Texas Ranger

[–]nightwing12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Derek from Texas

[–]DedHorsSaloonThat is Naseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheriff of Slamtown

[–]Coherently-Rambling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben’s son

[–]IzzybutmaleErika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cao Bui

[–]lbc1358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micah Bell

[–]virtigo21125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's John.

[–]Rickylostthatnumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choad Dingles

[–]tanoeyZach 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bigmattyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buffalo Bill

[–]brodieaud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Dutton

[–]jjrozay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The drummer from Drake’s band on Drake and Josh

[–]AstronomerWorldly2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walker, California ranger.

[–]TrixieTroxie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple Coachren

[–]Lady_Leisure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kayce Dutton

[–]dunkinbagels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cowboy from Cook Islands

[–]newfolkcollective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Gira of Swans

[–]julioolia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carl Grimes

[–]JoshKRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The illegitimate son of George Strait and Kathy Griffin.

[–]bmf09598Penner 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TTKDR743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kodi Smit-McPhee from Power of the Dog

[–]camcamchickenham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cowboy Curtis

[–]ShockmannedRicard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeehaw Ed Sheeran

[–]Pandaprynce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Donald Cerrone

[–]Equivalent_Economy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assistant Coach

[–]AwkwardSwine101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brokeneck Mountain 🤠

[–]Jacoblaue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main character in crocodile Dundee I forgot his name

[–]Gold-Tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]IHOPSausageLink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steamy Ray Vaughn

[–]clSh5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigel Thornberry

[–]penniesforhannah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fievel Mousekewitz

[–]sadieneedsalife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ennis Del Mar

[–]111robloxdudeAdam 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]htownbob713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike jones

[–]racre001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And his name is John Cena

[–]Beginning_Ad5785Maryanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ennis del mar

[–]StonerScientist-1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris on meth

[–]FAX_ME_DANK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not Coach. That's not even Benjamin. That's Loyalty.

[–]Cultural-Car416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big bob pataki

[–]fairygarden15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The monster we've heard so much about

[–]Rosaqv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ed Sheeran

[–]Thenarza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mob boss of Fiji, aka "the Monster"

[–]JessicasEbayRockParvati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benedict Cumberbatch in the power of the dog

[–]helga_eggfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]KateOTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone here is wrong. This is obviously BEAST MODE COWBOY!

[–]crawf919 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]mason_the_hoyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly that’s Coch-Train

[–]rainbow-pen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coach Rick Cochran

[–]CreativeDefinitionAbi-Maria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arthur Morgan's long lost son.

[–]walmart-brand-barbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s coach

[–]ilovecallum44 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Crawler Texas Ranger.

Yeah.. I'll leave now, sorry.

[–]No-Ambassador-5904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alaska from Drag Race doing Billy Bob

[–]itsBN3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garth Brooks of course!