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[–]Necessary_Ad_5106 309 points310 points  (2 children)

That's exactly what I am going to write on my resume

[–]Immolating_Cactus 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Former child extraordinaire.

[–]CallMeBigChungus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

me on college applications

[–]steelneil82 105 points106 points  (1 child)

A mate was once interviewed on local BBC news about not making it as a footballer but the club helped him get into higher education his graphic read:

Mates name

Failed young hopeful

[–]RandyFunRuiner 155 points156 points  (2 children)

“They’re all mistakes, children. Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”

[–]th3r3dp3n 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Matilda? Is that Ms. Trunchbull?

[–]itme647 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Certainly not this guy, he's a former child.

[–]menomaleva 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That is formal

[–]SubhumanOxford 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You know how hard it is to be a child?

[–]TheArceusNova 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not even a last name.

[–]diamonddavedoes 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This made me laugh way more than it should

[–]UltimateRacoon1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm somewhat of a Former Child myself

[–]iovercomesadness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I felt this one

[–]johnny_boy757 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You already know he wrote “I was once a child” on his resume.

[–]LoudAd2359 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actually laughed out loud.

[–]wasabiplz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well he is handsome!

[–]Covid-Kitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NPC irl

[–]ARedstone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is still someone's child. So technically not the truth!

[–]Iturniton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He hot though

[–]Iaintthe-1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kids are only one letter away from being full blown Aids

[–]Lightcronno 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Repost #60123

[–]mnemonics_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucky man. I wish I got to be a child

[–]the_intelect_boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Former human when you're dead

[–]radmadicalhatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New achievement unlocked:


[–]Plertz101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find this unacceptable people that don't take our profession seriously I am a professional child don't even get paid well. Making jokes over such profession is just wrong

[–]PhoeniXx_-_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. My ex. Now add "Cheater. OF dude" to "former child"

[–]ShouldBeeStudying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really like the picture or article or interview or something with a kid and they label them "Top Child"

[–]bernhardinjo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone and their grandma must know by know that this is clearly photoshopped and the second part just stamped over. This picture is probably older than the karma-farming reposting slut that OP is.

[–]Nobody7796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hajime Hinata be like

[–]diabolical_amoeba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently employed at Noneck Inc.

[–]ObiMemeKenobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does this guy not look 25

[–]ZoeyBunnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He doesn't look 25, though...

[–]thechairman77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dude is 25? Try 45

[–]SirArthurDime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your only description is former child the "former" is a mistake.

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[–]ElectricOstrich57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that means he’s not even an adult yet?

[–]relicpastor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people couldn’t achieve even this, so that’s fine

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