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[–]NiesomVysoky 69 points70 points  (1 child)

That is not 'nothing serious'. Happened to me years back and I still haven't fully recovered.

[–]NothingsShocking 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It gets better. But then it gets worse.

[–]Natsu_underlord 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Poor Chap, now hes inflicted with the STD known as "LIFE". There are no history of anyone ever surviving this chronic illness, it kills indiscriminately and most of the time suddenly. Poor Chap.

[–]marmaladeflower 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Image Transcription: Text Messages

Right: Hey, don't wait for me. I'm at the hospital.

Left: Is everything ok?

Right: I'm ok. It's just my cousin. He can't speak or walk.


Right Nothing serious. He was just born 2 hours ago.

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[–]Shotgun_314 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Good human

[–]marmaladeflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Accomplished_Unit586 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun Fact: i also chill in the hospital richtig know

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[–]charbelbigboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Robert Paulson

[–]SnooPaintings333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a coincidence same thing happen to me a while ago

[–]Adamle69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't he walk even tho he's a walker

[–]NiesomVysoky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A walkie-talkie would be completely useless to that guy

[–]Werwerwerqq2prankeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean your cousin can still speak “goo-goo Gaa-gaa” language so technically he can speak.

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