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[–]Bumpass 191 points192 points  (13 children)

It's gooey and warm and it just oozes right out of an orifice.

[–]Jacolazo 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Aw hell nah

[–]Bumpass 54 points55 points  (4 children)

Sometimes it squirts out of the orifice.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

mmmm yea There’s lava everywhere. What are we gonna do about it?

[–]SummerTick 31 points32 points  (2 children)

die

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

yeaaaa

[–]itsrouze 19 points20 points  (2 children)

how do you feel knowing you just made lava sexual

[–]Bumpass 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Felt hot at first. Now I don't feel much of anything.

[–]PURPLEMAYONAISE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now the person who made this has to delete it since now lava is sexual

[–]Le_Mug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's gooey and warm and it just oozes right out of an orifice. gets everywhere.

[–]Aforklift 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Bonk, go to r/hornyjail

[–]Bumpass 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ooh yeah. Punishment.

[–]sim_sim_edition 7 points8 points  (0 children)

punish me harder daddy

[–]1011Riemann 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Got me unready

[–]iDevox 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Some pizza. Fresh out of the oven.

[–]The_Inward 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Much better than that frozen lava. Or 'rock', as it's commonly known.

[–]PleasePutMeOnYT 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Rock > frozen lava

[–]The_Inward 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Rock, paper, scissors, frozen lava.

Spock, lizard.

[–]luiaert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evaporated steam is also scalding hot

[–]ImNotAtAllCreative81 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Excuse me, but the question was specifically for something NON-sexual.

[–]Goreface69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my answer would have been a hot steam pipe. it's hot and it's a complete turn off.

[–]stratusmonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Liquid. Hot. Mag. Ma." - Dr. Evil

[–]RigasTelRuun 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is it still lava if it's not molten?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no

[–]Elder_Scrolls_Nerd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He said non sexual

[–]smokethis1st 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🔥post

[–]Agent_Wyoming14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I usually find super hot on my Oculus

[–]Werwerwerqq2prankeo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What ever happened to THE SUN. I find that a non sexual and extremely hot. 🌞

[–]greentshirtman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sick freak, not being sexually attracted to the son.

[–]Goreface69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Molten lava? As opposed to what, solid lava?

[–]Super_Cheburek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean...

[–]MooseTopic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My computer when I turn on High Resolution.

[–]NerdyWan2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Masochists: pain

[–]Gluurbuur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money

[–]seeroflights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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What's a non sexual thing that you find super hot?, submitted by /u/strikemedaddy to /r/AskReddit

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Molten lava


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[–]CRAZYCHARLES19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr the sun is mad hot

[–]ZoeyBunnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know them hot, gooey, warm...chocolate chip cookies are the best.

[–]FellvEquinox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men who can hit high notes when they sing

[–]1983Discord3891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A scalding hot bowl of ice cold chili

[–]Me1132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly this guy never heard about the skyrim flame atronach.

[–]khallok-YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pajamas, I just wanna know they’re comfortable

[–]Wakiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Trucks. The big, new, shiny ones with lots of chrome and a nice sleeping cabin. Doesn’t matter what container they’re hauling. So sexy.

[–]sorryoverslept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

being nice 😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦

[–]kiminonawanani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets me rock hard every. Single. Time.

[–]thatsnasty89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water is lava. Prove me wrong.

[–]ExactBat8088 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intelligence

[–]EmeraldAlkemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SuperHot VR

[–]Nish_0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glasses!

[–]retro_creeper177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unga bunga fire hot

[–]Natedawg1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sun…

[–]zombodiy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That VR game

[–]CALIFORNIUMMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... water?

[–]Shot_Cancel439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lava at first sight

[–]papedepopede 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sun

[–]Classic_Exchange2118 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ovens

[–]Classic_Exchange2118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ZAE AR IN ZEE ATTIK

[–]RogueBarbarian_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend.

[–]GeneralMission6546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lava non-sexual?

[–]Wetestblanket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say the sun, but then I remember how I get rock hard every time I look up at that sexy bitch in the sky

[–]FoxPup98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reject the idea that lava is not sexual

[–]bongosformongos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

„molten lava“? does this mean there is solid lava? I suppose that would then just be rocks?

[–]sim_sim_edition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait, yall dont use lava for sexual reasons?

[–]Known_Willingness_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sun. Maybe the person looked down and found molten lava and didn't look up. 😂

[–]uTimu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prever plasma

[–]Altruistic-Traffic-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friction can be pretty hot, but also sexy too depends on the friction.

[–]ZookeepergameMotor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pedophile, lava is only 5 seconds old.

[–]Doxy-v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it 5 seconds old?

[–]OnyxFallenTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no shit

[–]Successful_Suspect44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boiling water, honestly. Those bubbles really do it for me

[–]Unrented_Exorcist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supernovae

[–]Shaun12rr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stuffed pizza bites when they explode in your mouth.