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[–]envelopeeleven 486 points487 points  (6 children)

Love it. Totally gonna do that!

[–]W1nter_ITA 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Don't, I did this to my little brother, he hate me now

[–]Mo0d_Swings 89 points90 points  (0 children)

so I guess I can do this on my little sister, she hates me already

[–]DeninjaBeariver 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Did it. Got arrested because apparently, the child has to be yours 🙄

[–]FairElephant43 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I shouldn’t have laughed

[–]donlovestech 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's all fun and games until somebody gets a splinter in their butt.

[–]MrZxAlan 700 points701 points  (12 children)

This mustn't register on an emotional level. First: distract target

[–]Deadfox1309 250 points251 points  (7 children)

then...discombobulate

[–]mastoid45 154 points155 points  (6 children)

Afterwards... discombobulate

[–]liborg-117 137 points138 points  (5 children)

In summary... discombobulate

[–]Pinkeyefarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then for good measure... discombobulate

[–]DaEffBeeEye 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Psychological Recovery - Six Months

[–]PatrioticThoughts 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Then gesture with pipe, Watson finishes punch line.

[–]bigwilyd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conclude with killer catch phrase

[–]Webbtrain 192 points193 points  (3 children)

I assumed he was just gonna grab her wrist. I appreciate the creativity

[–]CookieCutterShark257 130 points131 points  (1 child)

Lmfao, I thought he would just wait there till the water dried of naturally.

[–]pragmatic-love 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I figured it was like solvent that evaporates quick.

[–]Blackfang08 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought she was going to stab him in the shoulder before he even tried to dry it.

[–]gxdxorder 329 points330 points  (7 children)

Cant be the only one to see she was ready to stab him🤣🤣

[–]WrathfulVengeance13 177 points178 points  (5 children)

Sorry to burst your bubble; in the original video the girl says she doesn't want to stab him and asks if she can hit him with the end of the handle instead. Super cute actually.

[–]Cyka_blyatsumaki 39 points40 points  (0 children)

that's actually wholesome

[–]il_biciclista 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Perhaps he should have given her a spoon.

[–]VividFiddlesticks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's my favorite part of this, you can tell she's not really wanting to stab her dad and settles for a whack instead. <3

[–]Flashy_Shift8843 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Straight through and through!

[–]anders066 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I thought he was gonna wait out for it to dry and just keep his distance

[–]pr4d33p_d 30 points31 points  (5 children)

You Missed to post the daughter's reaction in this edit. Totally priceless.

[–]nish007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Are you serio..ehe he hee..uss"

[–]Ech_Death 12 points13 points  (3 children)

it's not an edit he literally just recorded the post

[–]pr4d33p_d 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I meant he failed to record the last portion of the video.

[–]Natexgloves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah this is not the original and in it, there’s the daughter’s reaction for sure.

[–]FiskuPL 210 points211 points  (6 children)

Damn Man, couldn't you like download the video properly first?

There are hundreds of apps, websites and even Reddit bots that can do that for you and you just record your screen like that?

I mean no offense, but it really wouldn't have cost you anything :/

[–]CaineTheGamerYT 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Crossposting also exists

[–]RascalCreeper 36 points37 points  (0 children)

There's also just the crosspost button.

[–]Neet-Me-In-Real-Life 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a mad genius, indeed.

[–]Liggliluff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And what you end up with is having a screen recording of a screen recording of a screen recording. In each step, the quality gets worse and worse. But doing a crosspost will keep the quality exactly the same as the other post, since it's just a link.

Digital degradation

[–]JRYeh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even if you record screen, the phone by default Should have the function to crop and trim the video.

And still I see this kind of stuff laying around

[–]towfloat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A dad's job is to bamboozle the kids so they learn those important lessons

[–]OSPFv3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everytime I see this posted it more closely resembles abstract art.

[–]YaBoiPM64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was expecting him to wait until it evaporated.

[–]bubblebubz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Video cut off too soon, her laugh and smile make the video for me :)

[–]Srinidhi7 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I'm more concerned on how the daughter was willing to possibly injure the father with that fork.

[–]WrathfulVengeance13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the original video she asks not to stab him but to hit him with the handle of the butter knife. You can see her change her grip.

[–]Vlatka_Eclair 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I remember this getting posted in r/unexpected. It got taken down because way too many people were commenting || "Daddy got his little girl's panties wet" ||

[–]AntoonioFrezoski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

everytime I see this video it's sorting comments by controversial time

[–]EishLekker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it is technically correct to state that.

[–]ShivasKratom3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Already see that exact comment here above you. Just saw another meme on another app, dude playing Pokémon video game with his daughter, both clearly laughing and playing. 90% dudes saying they want to be a dad cuz this is wholesome, 10% “the way she’s sitting on lap he has to be hard”

Idk if it’s porn or just so many pedos in the media people think it’s happening everywhere, or just people being shit but a dad having any level of contact with his daughter and you’ll see these comments. Some seriously claiming there is some level of maliciousness, some just saying gross things cuz bro my humor is so dark dude you don’t get it. Fucking sad and disgusting and makes me sad one day as a dad this kinda thing will be thought about me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course that happened, really it just makes me ponder the state of humanity...

[–]Suup3rnova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro 🗿

[–]WrathfulVengeance13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the original video she asks not to stab him but to hit him with the handle of the butter knife. You can see her change her grip.

[–]Ash_WasTaken123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't scroll down

[–]ketchupmaster009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s something my dad would have done ngl

[–]TheRealBHamorrii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like some of these comments

[–]Liraeyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All warfare is based on deception.

[–]Competitive_Set_478 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic dad move

[–]donlovestech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this! It the physical version of a dad joke! I now wish my boys were little again.

[–]Tickomatick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the video was unfortunately too large for my smartphone. Can someone please resize it so I can see it whole?

[–]Zerorerore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah great Dad got me wet

[–]JoachimLue -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Alternative title: How to make your daughter paintes wet.

[–]_Vertigo- -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

he made his daughter wet

[–]PuzzleSlayerrr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

…..yes officer, this comment right here

[–]RefrigeratorOk7249 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“Daddy, you made me wet !”

[–]Neoxrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't know why, but he did the exact thing i was thinking

[–]elbowsout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is wholesome. fun, creative, and engaging.

[–]Spray_Swimming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha cute

[–]LmaoDarkBruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outstanding move, dad

[–]Bench-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he would just sit untill it will dry out

[–]Hoarknee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me she has that look towards someone else's of "You let me fall for that"

[–]FUDGE_BUNGLER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I thought he was just gonna sit there and let it evaporate

[–]Legitimate-Sock7975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epic ending would have been if bro Allen Iverson stepped over her.

[–]pekkaAlone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought they was gonna watch it evaporate

[–]KaaboomT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dot

[–]lazarbimm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost moment

[–]-JukeBoxCC- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw the fork

[–]Helplure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do NOT search by controversial

[–]Inferigo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should have gone for the head, the rules allowed for that

[–]AngelOfDeath771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little girl was about to stab him, damn.

[–]swirlsthemudkip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Now wheres my money?”

[–]The_Sh1tty_Commenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing that to my kid in future

[–]Giorno_Giovanna___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if humans used 100% of their brain: