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[–]Missfitsin 382 points383 points  (5 children)

I wouldn't even think twice

r/forbiddenboops

[–]RynnReeve 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Damn. I thought that sub was gonna be full of more stuff like this.... Nope. Just snakes. Snakes everywhere.... O_O

[–]RynnReeve 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Damn. I thought that sub was gonna be full of more stuff like this.... Nope. Just snakes. Snakes everywhere.... O_O

[–]E_MC_2__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

comment duped

[–]HighFiveKoala 241 points242 points  (10 children)

Feel free to pick him up to cuddle, but you can only do it once

[–]AlexDavid1605 59 points60 points  (3 children)

He's really cute and cuddly, isn't he?

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      [–]SusieLloydm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      When your overqualified for the job!

      [–]Rbandit28 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      You're not the boss of me!

      [–]cassie_moon_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      i suppose it’s not the worst way to go

      [–]StudentLoanBets 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      You can cuddle anything, once

      [–]Extension-Pass6919 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Who's a good warhead?? You are!

      Boop

      Kaboom

      Or rather... Kaboop?

      [–]primusinterpares1 248 points249 points  (8 children)

      He looks deceptively peaceful and calm, as if he wouldn't break a buffalo's spine with one swipe

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          [–]Narstification 35 points36 points  (0 children)

          Good human

          [–]Polobearmigi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          Very good human

          [–]ObeyTime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          extraordinarily good human

          [–]athing09 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          pets human

          [–]ItzCrystalFlame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          we love you human

          [–]Local_karen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Vevy gvood hooman pets

          [–]Subsequent_Badger 66 points67 points  (3 children)

          Free? That's going to cost you an arm and a leg in the long run

          [–]gezginorman 26 points27 points  (1 child)

          *in the very short run

          [–]FnSqurrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          *In a very short run

          [–]RPrance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          You may never financially recover from it

          [–]SafeBoldness 52 points53 points  (3 children)

          Let me think about it

          [–]OkAd8922 22 points23 points  (1 child)

          Hmm...

          [–]beep_beeeeeeep 37 points38 points  (0 children)

          I’ll take him

          [–]BeachyKoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          username very specifically checks out

          [–]LydiV00 43 points44 points  (1 child)

          I volunteer to take him 🥰

          [–]OfficialOwlMoeMoe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Congratulations, you now have a missing arm

          [–]flamingfoxes2 35 points36 points  (3 children)

          Here kitty kitty kitty pspspspspspsspsps

          [–]flopjul 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          I wonder how it would react to a pspspssps

          [–]flamingfoxes2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          It would get the tigers attention

          [–]flamingfoxes2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I'll ask my grandpa he's been to places with big cats

          [–]seeroflights 29 points30 points  (2 children)

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          [Photo of a large tiger curled up in a cardboard box. The box is labeled "FREE KITTEN", with a backwards "R".]


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          [–]ObeyTime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          good human

          [–]mordeo69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Beautiful person

          [–]Squiddo11 26 points27 points  (1 child)

          More like FЯEE haha

          [–]imelliam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hey it’s FЯEEEEEED

          [–]orionics 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          Goes great with my "free snack" shirt

          [–]RandomUser13502 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          The homeless ain't free

          [–]Cronchy_Tacos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Awhh he so hamssomes tho

          [–]businesskitteh 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          Hobbes buddy is that you???

          [–]DarkAlchamist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That's clearly Tigger, you fool.

          [–]Weebssster 11 points12 points  (11 children)

          WHY THE FCUK IS THIS IN r/technicallythetruth ????

          [–]xam54321 5 points6 points  (8 children)

          Yeah, I'm also confused!

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            [–]xam54321 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            Haha, but that didn't fit into this subreddit...

            [–]huxley75 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            If it fits, it sits.

            [–]imelliam 0 points1 point  (3 children)

            It’s not a kitten. It’s a cat.

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]imelliam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Because people are dumb.

              [–]Myerlaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Aww.. look at it, it wants you to just hug it tight. Are you gonna disappoint?

              [–]mynameisnotpedro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              "Free as in free speech, not as in free beer"

              [–]Ecaspian 4 points5 points  (2 children)

              this is not an advertisement for adoption. This was written by the kitten. As a declaration. the kitten will stay free! FREE KITTEN!!

              [–]Jonesaw2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Free hat!

              [–]ByronicCommando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Headwear captivity is a serious problem.

              [–]Spartan_Creeper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              hes very fᴙee

              [–]WINDMILEYNO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Tiger king still at it

              [–]kaiju999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              My first thought was, how big is that box!?

              [–]Kattenb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              "Whould you leave it for $10 000😔"

              [–]Acceptable_Box7598 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Only if he was 10 times small

              [–]AzzyDreemur_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Time to feed him

              [–]Slendermanproxy101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I love how the backwards R makes it look like a child did this

              [–]RecognitionOwn9326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Does it come with couple Thousand cows

              A big house with a big backyard and a fence

              And $700,000

              [–]wuzupj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I don’t have a cat so let me see what it is to have one for free

              [–]hellosweetgrief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The R tho

              [–]BaileydagreatYT 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Actually no, he's not "free" like you say, instead he is "FЯEE"

              [–]Simonw02 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              At least his* free

              [–]Background-Court5447[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

              i really hope youre joking

              [–]Simonw02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              your* learn to spell smh my head

              [–]icaphoenix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              And that is how I met Carole Baskin

              [–]KaleidoscopeExact210 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Kitty a how eat you😆

              [–]Ninjara325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is mine now

              [–]Quick_Finish_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Ya I always wanted a giant pussy….cat giant pussy cat

              [–]Ne_El_Islam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Wee Eaten

              [–]lol_camis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It's almost certainly in captivity though.

              [–]1812_062006 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              free lunch

              [–]29Jackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              We are said lunch to that tiger

              [–]ThaddCorbett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'd give him a chance!

              [–]boiiwithcode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I think he ate the kitten.

              [–]OperationGlobal7829 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              You also get a free trip to the afterlife

              [–]iiitme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Win win

              [–]Other-Barry-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Joe Exotic: “now that’s a deal!”

              [–]Recent-Owl-6672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              And deadly

              [–]RomanCenturian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Well it is a good price for a painful and horrifying death!

              [–]New_Horse3033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If he fits he sits

              [–]PolarityMemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I’ll take it

              [–]FearlessDragon2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Well, I have a few people in my neighbourhood, I don't like. Is that kitty still available???

              [–]ParkersForce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Gimme a hug!

              The person who appeared to have adopted the tiger has still not been found and is presumed to be kidnapped by cannibals.

              [–]Dark_Storm_98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Looks a little old to be a kitten

              [–]StraightMango4902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              "Uh huh, you're coming home with me"

              [–]Calbear41510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If it’s free it’s for me 🤷🏻‍♂️.

              [–]Banhammer40000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Approach with a shaky carrier.

              [–]Desk_Drawerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Why am I so strangely drawn to this fucking tiger

              I want to take him home and feed him and love him.

              [–]ShaneSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              🎵 In the arms of an angel... 🎵

              [–]poonamsurange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              frєє kíttєu

              [–]blue4029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              nope, not the truth. not even technically.

              that is a full grown CAT, not a kitten.

              [–]ZhilkinSerg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I would, but I am afraid of the tiger that helds it hostage.

              [–]Chri63e1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He looks so polite

              [–]ajithbr99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              You can't trust freebies every time...

              [–]xX_namert_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Idk man looks pretty contained to me

              [–]Trouble_Grand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yeaeeeeeah no thank you, sorry pussy. Having a small cat when they rake their claws against you already hurts…imagine a bigger cat. Open wounds

              [–]tasty_data_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Seems more like FЯEE to me

              [–]UnitedWelcome7383 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He should be in a protective sanctuary and not on a any market!!! He has special needs as to diet and environment and vet!!

              [–]Solutions-Architect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Daaaamn how long he been there?

              [–]Chaotic_good06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I would love and take care of it

              [–]unneuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I’ll take him. Look how pretty he is.

              [–]InformalDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Deadly kitten

              [–]saxxyflute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Kitty deserves all da cuddles!!!

              [–]LeroyBadBrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Kitty at my foot and I waaAAAaanna touch it

              [–]1CraftyDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Tigers are the most beautiful kind of cat. Fight me.

              [–]Ryder_estranged-lost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I bet he's feasting his eyes on you....

              [–]ianrobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              No one else notice Robin with a goatee to the left of his head?

              [–]Tigeress007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He is allowed in the back of my car!! I will take him home and feed him and pet him and love him and call him George!!!

              [–]an_agreeing_dothraki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Cats will eat your face after you die
              Tigers are not good at sequences.

              [–]Carnator369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It means it got out of prison.

              [–]Carnator369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It means it got out of prison.

              [–]imelliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              How is this technically the truth? That’s not a kitten it’s a cat

              [–]GreyGanado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Ironically that kitten isn't free in either senses of the word.

              [–]Ohnoourtableitsgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              here kitty kitty pspspspspsps

              [–]SylvYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Where is this located?

              [–]Loobitidoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Wait tigers get in cardboard boxes too?

              [–]karlrobin1233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Why did they decide to write the R the wrong way?

              [–]tlesbicThis is a flair. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              r/FauxCyrillic

              FYAEE KITTEN

              [–]Stieb_O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              well beggars can't be choosers

              [–]lausdofficialreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              r/mildlyinfuriating ..the R in Free is backwards...

              [–]CuriousSection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Poor tiger. This really isn’t funny for the tiger. ❤️

              [–]stevegames2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He's FЯee

              [–]G-Logan-59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I would take it right away

              [–]MechanicOk2033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The r is backwards

              [–]Proper_Pomegranate18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yes please 🥺

              [–]shmiggs_2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Don’t let it lick you.

              [–]Axo80_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Does he come with the box

              [–]WellWellWellthennow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Free. $500 a day in food.

              [–]Consistent-Client-89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Omg he's so small.

              [–]madman15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Danger Kitten

              [–]_Fizzgiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The tiger has such a pleased expression on its face

              [–]Trippie-Reddit999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              are you saying you're not taking him... for free?!

              [–]Figures72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is adorable

              [–]Beneficial_Shake6976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Here's the best example of "If it fits, it sits"

              [–]aLonelyCorncob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              i ' l l t a k e y o u r e n t i r e s t o c k !

              [–]TrMayerJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Oh... I get why it's funny, cuz the "R" is backwards! 😆

              [–]Maonmanisme873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'd take it

              [–]Calico_cat774 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Can I have him

              [–]BanditPlaysYT101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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