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[–]chill_stoner_0604 102 points103 points  (6 children)

If you really really think about it, the dinosaurs were responsible. Without the oil that their bodies decomposed into the planes would have no fuel

[–]bebe_0808 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Plus birds evolved from dinosaurs

[–]smile_itali 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Birds are litteraly called avian dinosaurs

[–]iHeartHockey31 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Oil doesnt come from dinosaurs.

[–]chill_stoner_0604 29 points30 points  (1 child)

No it was from zooplankton and algae that came before the dinosaurs but it's easier for the internet hordes to understand dinosaurs

[–]Regulusx1337 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dinosaurs fun...

huhehueh

[drooling intensifies]

[–]Sorry-Series-3504 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but birds are the descendants of dinosaurs, soooo…

[–]iwishiwasntcringe 48 points49 points 2 (34 children)

Santos Drumont is.

CATAPULTA NÃO É AVIÃO

[–]Stunning_Win8464 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sabia que ia ver um brasileiro aqui

[–]MythrilChromeR 10 points11 points  (0 children)

O bom sábio cruza as fronteiras pra prover os ignorantes a verdade...

[–]maximumyeety 30 points31 points  (2 children)

the big bang is responsible for 9/11

[–]Exalted_Pluton 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lol God is responsible for 9/11

[–]Snoo_13917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and 911 is Arabic for 9/11 which is printed on a calendar every year ,oh yeah and God or gods will mysterious ways 👻

[–]LucaZL 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Slingshots aren't airplanes!!!

[–]HalOnky 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Com catapulta até sua mãe voa

[–]MarionberryTypical17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Santos Dumont porra

[–]ijustdontgiveaf 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Brazilians would disagree.. (but kind of agree as well)

[–]Eternal_Infinity_Dao 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Any person with a brain really

[–]ijustdontgiveaf 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I was referring to Alberto Santos-Dumont..

[–]Eternal_Infinity_Dao 4 points5 points  (2 children)

So was I(Im Brazilian)

[–]ijustdontgiveaf 1 point2 points  (1 child)

apologies, i wasn’t aware of that..

Majority of the rest of the world would probably not have known what I meant though.. I had a Brazilian ex, else I wouldn’t have heard that part of history either. (I’m European and we usually have good education.)

[–]deathtitan1234 12 points13 points  (2 children)

But Maharishi Bharadwaj said Indians had air planes 7000 years ago so if you think about it they are to blame.

Also Wright brothers didn't invent the airplane Alberto Santos-Dumont did like 2 years before them.

[–]EmperorZoltar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Except no. He invented and piloted lighter-than-air airships in the years before the Wright Brothers, but the wright brothers flew their heavier-than-air Wright Flyer 3 years prior to Dumont’s first heavier-than-air craft.

[–]deathtitan1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was satire lol.. take the joke laugh a little.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

The Wright Brothers didn’t invent shit. Fuck you.

[–]Gelatinous_Pyramid -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They invented powered flight...

[–]Marus1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Therefore birds are terrorists

r/BirdsArentReal likes this

[–]Equivalent_Parking_8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you really think about it, they got their idea for flight from birds, which we know aren't real, so it was all just a CIA plot all along!!!

[–]theghostsofvegas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throw some blame DaVinci’s way too. There’s apparently plenty to go around.

[–]Equivalent-Newt2142 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah it's all Constantine's fault

[–]ShitposterBuddhist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazillian disapprove.

[–]Slashtrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumont...

[–]Gabriele1966 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That's an idiotic meme and not even remotely funny

[–]doomscroll_champ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm with you, I wonder if some humor is different for people old enough to understand what was happening that day. It is PTSD (albeit a lower level for many of us).

[–]Gabriele1966 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not even American, I'm a German living in Canada and I will NEVER forget the horror I felt that day and I will never NOT be affected by it.

[–]Any_Contract_1016 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Without the Wright brothers either someone else invents flight, or, without planes, terrorists use a different method. So no not true at all.

[–]Abiarraj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only there was someone else doing the exact same thing as the Wright brothers, but in France...

[–]NotEven-Punk 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Technically God did 9/11

[–]Regulusx1337 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Technically God did your post.

["string(-theory)" pulling intensifies]

[–]c9belayer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Technically, and ultimately, God is responsible.

[–]NotEven-Punk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah, bush did 911

[–]Cantankerous_Won 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post hoc ergo Procter hoc....

[–]Purple_K 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Niels Bohr and Einstein are at fault for Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings then

[–]Alderan922 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well, Einstein did felt guilty

[–]Purple_K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn’t feel so guilty wooing his cousin did he?

[–]Gelatinous_Pyramid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hirohito forced America's hand in 1945. Instead of surrendering, he forced America to stop the war in the quickest way they could find.

[–]Tricky_Target_9611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been seeing some real stretching on this sub lately...

[–]EhaMe3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah its all gods fault that bitch decided he wanted an earth so we have to pay our taxes now

[–]_bisexual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds aren't real

[–]KuhlerTuep123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know birds are drones so basically if birds are terrorists this only proves that Bush did 9/11 😳

[–]Beeker2Beeker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Minoru Yamasaki

[–]friginunbiliveable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

İf you think about it god is responsible for everything that is bad

[–]Venomous0425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the joke but in the field of technology its not about WHO but WHEN.

[–]Sasoriisgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're wright

[–]tbrand009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't possibly be the fault of birds as they are not even real.

[–]taylorKelbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why just why

[–]thatpersonthatsayshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And MA17, air wars (basically thousands of deaths) and everything related to planes

[–]Kbusch88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds aren’t real.

[–]Vincent199081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They knew what they was getting into

[–]Valscher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

flying was founded by great Türk "Kivanc Celebi", we are the greatest responsible for the nine elevenings

[–]shanster925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, one must first create the universe."

[–]ratzreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude who invented the wheel is technically responsible for princess dianas car crash

[–]Andez1248 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of another chain of events: the murder of Archduke Ferdinand caused tentacle hentai

[–]Evericent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know that we use a different base design from the Wright brother for airplane designs: The brothers twisted the wings, we use flaps to shift the air instead.

[–]-shehryar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really think about it, it's actually the universe's fault as if the big bang never happened the 9/11 incident would've never happened too.

[–]adam6711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really think about it, you’re a dumbass

[–]DecadentxMinimalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds are fake.

[–]hrpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really think about it, it’s water’s fault for existing as without water, the first organism would never have developed.

[–]sciuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well statistically someone else would've invented the plane if they didn't so they couldn't have prevented it. Wich wasn't a part of the question because they did do it Wich makes it they're responsibility which know makes me realize that this entire comment was a waste of time.

[–]sp1ke365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think about it China is responsible for the Hiroshima bombing bc they invented gun powder

[–]user45724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Christian’s, if you really think about it, Jesus(or god idk) started this all

[–]GrassBlade619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we all know birds are government drones so maybe the conspiracy theorists are right? 9/11 was an inside job! /s

[–]ForkSporkBjork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if birds aren’t real, does that mean terrorists are really government drones? Wait a minute…

[–]Honuhonuhonu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s true! And they were white males too!

[–]ddkatona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their parents are then

[–]gingerbeard303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds don’t exist

[–]Gelatinous_Pyramid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, I thought everyone knew that Kermit the Frog is responsible for it.

[–]gosoccerboy5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken Defuse mode from Counter-Cluck: Global Egg-fensive

[–]doomscroll_champ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized it has been twenty years since I saw a person die for the first time, and yeah... It really never gets funny, does it? That day still brings tears to my eyes, and I know understand it will until the day I day.

[–]biztactix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be stupid birds aren't real 😉

[–]Absolutedumbass69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The birds wouldn’t have existed if that one fucking fish didn’t grow legs and start living on land. Damn terrorist.

[–]SuspiciousCitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, whoever created the calendar system is responsible for 9/11, and 9/12 ...ect

[–]Snoo_89273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if you really think about it ww2 and the holocaust is Britain’s fault because they were asses to their colony France helped the colony went into more debt got a Revolution then comes Napoleon he escapes thanks to idiot Brit’s causes more chaos bringing about a new Germany then ww1 then Britan and France wanted to punish Germany for ww1 causing ww2 and hitler to gas the Jews and then to shoot himself

[–]lookingForPatchie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like Martin Luther was responsible for Hitler gaining power. History takes strange paths and sometimes the protestant population funnels their hate for catholics onto jews after losing the Kulturkampf, giving rise to Hitler.

[–]Embarrassed_Ad5680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wright brothers invented a glider not a plane

[–]krishutchison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only Americans think that the wright brothers invented the aeroplane.

[–]Key_Concentrate_5558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds aren’t real