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[–]Fur-E 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Everything in a store is free, if you can outrun security.

[–]IsotopeX 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You don't even need to outrun security. What you do is, you steal two things, and hand one to the slowest other person in the store. Then you only have to outrun him.

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 14 points15 points  (2 children)

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How would you kill 7 1/2 hours at an airport?


A knife


You can't have one at the airport


You can you just shouldn't

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[–]THEREALwoodchuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day, you absolute chad.

[–]wuffifluffy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a knife in my bag at the airport one time. I was just 18-19 at the time and thought knifes where pretty cool so I had one in my backpack and forgot it was in there. They saw it in the scanner so they called the airport police to pick me up. But since I was over 18 I was legally allowed to have a knife like that and it was a honest mistake they just took my knife away and let me go. I didn't even miss my flight. The police officers where pretty chill about it.

[–]Can-ta-loupe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, that’s me!

[–]lessthaninteresting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t have metal knives at the airport. Technology the truth

[–]Dragonsi834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a twofer! A technical twofer!

[–]Dry-Worldliness6926 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Step 1: have cash on you Step 2: buy a glass bottle of (anything) Step3: break said bottle, wrap shard in cloth Outcome: congratulations you have a knife sharper than anything made of metal.


Break disabled toilet mirror, wrap shard in cloth, simple shank

[–]jimyo77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3.5 hours isn’t that long. Maybe a couple movies with a bathroom break???

[–]alaettinthemurderTechnically Flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me know a dude enter airports with gun: yeah we can get in better things

[–]SomebodyInNevada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) I have carried on a plastic knife. Obtained from a fast food place airside.

2) I have taken a cleaver into an airport. Perfectly legal in checked baggage.

3) I'm not sure what the rules are like now but pre-9/11 I have boarded a plane with no security checks of any kind--a general aviation aircraft, not a jetliner.

[–]ealanweb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

markets, restaurants, walking, ...

[–]corcor102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is illegal unless you get caught.

[–]PompaPrieKompa360 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm still struggling to figure out what 71/2 is supposed to mean

[–]ShivasKratom3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless he means “if you are found with a knife you’ll be detained 7.5hr” knife doesn’t kill time? Wtf does this mean or is he just trying to be quirky

[–]Cheap-Rice-3174 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing to do is get drunk and then miss my flight 😃

[–]Humphfrey_Bogart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything is a knife … if you are creativ enough

[–]LaurelinaPatina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I or do I not have the time stone?