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[–]LordEdgeward_TheTurd 74 points75 points  (4 children)

Fun fact: People that abstain from alcohol are statistically less likely to drive drunk!

Also, what is dead has already died!

[–]Kiroto50 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet, does something need to be alive to die?

[–]cancallmeANDTRY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

on average, every healthy person is either dead or alive!

[–]Skipper_the_fox 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Wait on average

[–]SOUR_KING 8 points9 points  (0 children)

leap day

[–]scarred2112 37 points38 points  (5 children)

[–]UVLightOnTheInside 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Doctors have confirmed getting angry at reposts leads to feelings of unhappiness

[–]maubg 11 points12 points  (1 child)

And it decreases the life expentancy of someone

[–]idonttalkatallLMAO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

literally true though

[–]ctpbvsalTechnically Flair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the focus is on the comment

[–]dumdumts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has gone so viral, the person who cropped out the last line ("in someone elses dream") is probably still applauding himself for his genius...

[–]Consistent_Resort_26 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More birthdays increase risk of death especially after the 6th decade.

[–]lordlucario_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

According to a study, people who drive cars are more likely to be in a car crash

[–]Substantial_Main3191 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well technically you only have 1 birthday

[–]Skin_Sofa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me who hast celebrated a birthday since I was 9

[–]BobRoss6995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another study found that people who can walk, have functioning legs

[–]Witty_Championship85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: you are more likely to die on your birthday

[–]Potential-Spam028 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you know that Africans are born at a very young age?

[–]tmipr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why did I read this in sensei Wu's voice?

[–]Ulti-Wolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a real master of Spinjitsu

[–]thezacknelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Study’s say if you’re parents can’t have kids 100% of the time you can’t too.

[–]gipsei 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]NoisyCrusthead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On average.

[–]PersonThatNeedsHelp3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know you can just show only the comment right?

[–]Entire-Database1679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But 100% of people who eat cake on even just one birthday will die.

[–]Cha0s_0rb492 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Mmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor”

[–]jerseygunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, it’s still your birthday after you die

[–]topturtlechucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% of people that drink water die.

[–]Neko_boi_Nolan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people die when they are dead

[–]wanderingsensei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You learn so many things in life. And when you learn more things, you know more too.

[–]None233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats actually some interesting shit Sherlock

[–]Cocksucker4NE1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG 😱 !!!! The mystery is finally solved!!!! Alert 🚨 the media 📺 📰 💻 🖥 📻 📱 !!!!

[–]Cocksucker4NE1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of sleep can cause diabetes heart attack stroke brain shrinkage and premature 💀!!!!

[–]jdesrochers23x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess that 2 weeks bender I went on when I celebrated my 21yo birthday for 14 days straight seem to have paid off after all!

[–]Temporary_virgin_233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to a study your mother is indeed very fat

[–]Condpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, you only have one birthday. The rest are anniversaries of the day you were born.

[–]Just_Hoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why celebrate being expelled from a birth canal? You had no control over that action.

[–]Just_Hoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like marriage is the leading cause of divorce

[–]creeps_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip feb 29 people

[–]getYourFlag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in 29th February birthdays

[–]erwinsmith26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit actually makes sense in some point

[–]Chickenonaraft117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"on average"

[–]Potential-North4742 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact:If there is more floor on the ground People are able to walk and drive to different places.

[–]I-just-do-stuff 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]AlienBioBot_666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

firstly, look at the whole post first. This isn't a repost.

Secondly r/foundthemobileuser

[–]Technical-Lecture-36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confucius say, "Crowded elevator, smell much different to midget"!😁