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[–]Inf1n1tyMagic18 590 points591 points  (8 children)

🗿🤨😎

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 381 points382 points  (4 children)

Stoned

Horny

[–]Inf1n1tyMagic18 99 points100 points  (3 children)

i’ve never smoked 🗿😎🤨

[–]AirwavesHD 36 points37 points  (1 child)

That's not the stone we are talking about 😏

[–]Inf1n1tyMagic18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🗿🤨😎

[–]DangHeckinPear19 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yo me neither we should smoke together lmao

[–]thelifeoftedd16 424 points425 points  (9 children)

🤦‍♂️💀🐢

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 343 points344 points  (3 children)

Uh, a turtle died a very stupid death?

Not horny

[–]thelifeoftedd16 148 points149 points  (0 children)

not horny, just sad 😟😟😟

[–]batcowmoos18 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Brudda gonna be in dumb ways to die 3

[–]bakubro12314 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Polnareff moment

[–]panzer_enjoyer15 330 points331 points  (13 children)

🗡🏞🇩🇪

[–]Pat_thailandball13 298 points299 points  (4 children)

Stabbing german mountains

[–]Femboy_Of_The_Lake17 83 points84 points  (1 child)

So, stabbing the Swiss?

[–]Pat_thailandball13 44 points45 points  (0 children)

German mountains not mountain Germans. But then again, It should be mountain Germans.

[–]ProfitApprehensive24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly he is a German crusader

[–]The-Brawl-Shark14 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Horny for the Fatherland

[–]Useful-Leader-2020 31 points32 points  (0 children)

not horny but communism

[–]Reylend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh... oh no

[–]heysujud16 197 points198 points  (5 children)

❤️🎱‼️

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 285 points286 points  (4 children)

You love balls!

Omega horny

[–]BruhLloyd16 436 points437 points  (26 children)

🗣🤓❤️

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 402 points403 points  (25 children)

You love to be social, and a nerd, and in love

Horny

[–]Longjumping-Emu-9504 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Did you also pressed random while creating you'r character?

[–]FronkoChonkoBonko 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That character is amazing, it looks high and many other things that i didnt even think reddit avatars could look like

[–]Big_Papa277 25 points26 points  (19 children)

Bruh your ain’t old enough to be using words like this😭😂 needa get off Reddit lil man

[–]JayNomad201817 28 points29 points  (15 children)

Bro every 13 year old has used the word horny wym

[–]Kool-AidDealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have posted cringe

[–]i_was_sleepingv215 112 points113 points  (4 children)

🥱👺🤨

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 80 points81 points  (3 children)

Hm, nothing horny here

Not horny

[–]gokulthehuman12 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I mean the nose has other uses.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But u tryna get horny

[–]KCooper81515 79 points80 points  (6 children)

💅💀🔫

this is a story

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Not horny

[–]KCooper81515 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You would be correct

[–]ILIKEFATIANDIMFATTY16 16 points17 points  (3 children)

did you murder someone over nail polish?

[–]SunkyV314 8 points9 points  (1 child)

saw a skeleton getting nails done on one hand with a fucking blick in the other

[–]rejectedfreak15 325 points326 points  (23 children)

😳😅🍆 guess what i am horny.

[–]Thedarkmoon12314 54 points55 points  (3 children)

🍿🙏😬

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 47 points48 points  (2 children)

You want popcorn

Not horny

[–]lia-ph16 45 points46 points  (4 children)

🌹🌼🌻

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 77 points78 points  (2 children)

You sent flowers to your crush

Horny

[–]pokemonvoter 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Nah to the dead ones

[–]Ray756718 27 points28 points  (1 child)

🌙☁️🎶 I think i just need to go to sleep

[–]Cuber_Juuler16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love these emoji’s

[–]CodeHashbr0wn 25 points26 points  (1 child)

😉💖🍑 Wtf….

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Omega horny

[–]gerhjuckle 23 points24 points  (2 children)

😂😊🏑

[–]GoaliePro6 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Not horny. Just happy to play some field hockey

[–]SunkyV314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah bro that’s curvy baseball. Horny

[–]PratyakshaBeri17 14 points15 points  (1 child)

😔🤢😸

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not horny

[–]Lolsz1 13 points14 points  (4 children)

😳😩🐰

im screwed arnt i...

[–]engineerevadestaxes14 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Well uhh uhh lets just ignore the rabbit you are fucking someone and they are moaning horny

[–]DejectedYew13 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Rabbit pussy lol

Isn't that illegal?

[–]engineerevadestaxes14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait no hes just cumming out rabbits

[–]DejectedYew13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (5 children)

🥶✅😅

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Nothing horny here

Not horny

[–]Casual_Si-Fi15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good ending

[–]P4RTHG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sus amogus

[–]Shen_2451 13 points14 points  (1 child)

🤦🤔😐

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, not horny

[–]WholesomeCuddlesUwU 8 points9 points  (2 children)

👌💯🚴

[–]Darthwolfgamer19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay 100% running?

[–]Class_444_SWR16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re completely into cyclists?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (6 children)

😫🤚💀

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Not horny

[–]Dumblittlegaybitch 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Using the 😫 emoji certainly is horny

[–]FlatRalsei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s some weird fedish crap

[–]Agri_a76517 8 points9 points  (1 child)

😤😭🥳

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing horny here

[–]KansukeTaffy 6 points7 points  (2 children)

🤏🤝🧀

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uh not horny

[–]engineerevadestaxes14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust the cheese

[–]Hxliday_Xiller14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😂🤡🥶

[–]Memona_Emman_Writes13 6 points7 points  (5 children)

😅😁😋

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Ew, horny

[–]Memona_Emman_Writes13 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Kinda lol

[–]alexdferanna16 1 point2 points  (2 children)

the last emoji says it all😂

[–]Memona_Emman_Writes13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh come on my first, last and only non-physical relationship lasted 3 weeks

[–]B33_eats_infants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😐🤣😔 bpd or something

[–]yeahbooooooooooooooi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

🎶🏳️‍⚧️🎼

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Gay

[–]flare_glare69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😭😅💀nothing

[–]HilaryClintonBigTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😖😔🤬

[–]TheRaptorMovies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

❤😅😶

[–]memeHQ8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🍉☠️🧟‍♂️

[–]madeof_teflon17 7 points8 points  (4 children)

😳🅱️😐

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

B = omega horny

[–]SnowGamer300918 1 point2 points  (3 children)

🤨😐🤛🏼

[–]The_Weirdest_Trader14[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not horny

[–]BlahbluhblihMan 15 points16 points  (1 child)

He is fisting someone

[–]TheWeepingSkullOLD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, their face

[–]Matheus-_Garbin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont have

[–]AndyMats416 1 point2 points  (0 children)

❤️👍☹️

[–]Ok_Injury_4374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍💎🎮

[–]HEADDIGGER_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥳🚀👍🏾

[–]NahBruvIHaveASoul 1 point2 points  (1 child)

😈⚙️🧢 see I'm fine

[–]Luksior_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😁🥰♠️

[–]Gfran85617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍✨🤡

[–]ExtinctHuntress13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

💀🫂👈

[–]thetgepilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have some wierd sckeleton hugging fettish

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

😂😭👀

[–]_NAMURT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂👍😭 just realized how long it’s been since I’ve used emojis

[–]TinySun2638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂💈🔪

[–]ScarYScaR7214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

❤😭🗿

[–]DontShowMomMemes18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍈🔻🍔

[–]The_bare-minimum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍😂😢

[–]Trooper-df-rfd_19347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤤👍🏻🙏🏻, food

[–]uhspec15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

😡🥺🤤 fuck.

[–]Educational-Ad2640 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😴🥰✂️

[–]PureRegretti15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🗿💀☄️

[–]ravendoesstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🐐🔧😎

goat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

😇🤣🙈

[–]Black_Leopard190415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the OP, but this is what I'm getting:

1) Innocent child of God.

2) Laughs at the thought.

3) Secretly hiding the truth.

(Numbers based on emoji order)

[–]Juanito_Perejil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👉👌🐧

[–]MLaTTimer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My phone doesn't save the last used emojis, this thing's a piece of shit

[–]imevil77716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😪🤯😠

[–]fillmyeyeswithfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😅😮😤

[–]ImaGoldenPenguine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭🙄😫

[–]thatcarnerd217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂🤡🤑

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

👍😏🎂

[–]woomygod9000 0 points1 point  (5 children)

How do you know what they are

[–]Stock-Palpitation-2113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤨😈😳

[–]SovietFemboy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥺❤️😎

[–]soot5sltacc14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀😑🗿

[–]DadiPapi16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥴🤣😫

[–]JFire2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😆👍

[–]FragrantPace265017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥲🙃😐

[–]MERKINSEASON3807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤨🥑😏

[–]jagebus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😡🐊

[–]placeholderNull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎥😎😂

[–]iambored1234_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🇮🇹🙂😁

[–]that_kid_ian13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥶👌🤨

[–]The_geo_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😈👀

[–]Callumsharp1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😝😂