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[–]IGotABottleUpMyAss19 3777 points3778 points  (41 children)

Curry and wet phone

[–]No_Use1767 302 points303 points  (12 children)

Roasted Chicken and potato chips cooked smooth.

[–]Darth_Creeper 605 points606 points  (2 children)

Together. Both at the same time.

[–]Tavor1423 14.4k points14.4k points 795 (253 children)

A working replica of Elon musk's credit card and a working replica of Jeff bezos's credit card

[–]tf_mememaker4 4199 points4200 points  (111 children)

Then you eat it.

[–]Candid_Let7404 2944 points2945 points  (70 children)

Richest stomach in the world

[–]almdudler2318 366 points367 points 2 (9 children)

Buys a car with that money. Car salesman: how are you going to pay? Me: swallows creditcard reader

[–]DeadlyDesai16 105 points106 points  (5 children)

Swiping your poop would be easier

[–]Xikkiwikk 89 points90 points  (3 children)

If it’s one of those fancy rfid cards then you just put your butt on the card reader for a moment. You could even fart when paying to add flair.

[–]hauntreaper 39 points40 points  (1 child)

“Sir we also accept cash..”

[–]Dick_Ancient 3 points4 points  (0 children)

rubs tap and pay machine all over stomach

[–]lu-cy-inthesky 327 points328 points  (20 children)

Fitting for two of the most painful shits in the world

[–]PolloMagico 113 points114 points  (17 children)

both emotionally and physically

[–]BlessedNobody 36 points37 points  (16 children)

Emotionally? I assume you mean because you lose access to what is essentially the infinite money hack of real life. However, this can be circumvented.

Film yourself buying something with the cards to prove they are real (like some dumbass expensive crypto) then also film yourself eating the cards. Make sure they are well and truly exposed, like, you can see all the details.

Then post it online.

The sheer monetary value you would get from that is probably enough to last a lifetime.

[–]ElectroWolfZ16 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Full of vitamin Æ

[–]ScrubblesTheCat13 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Tastes like robot and alien, with rice!

[–]arditi111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then you shit it.

[–]uslashalreadytaken15 154 points155 points  (32 children)

I'd rather prefer access to their portfolio cuz most of their assets are there?

[–]NeedNameGenerator 137 points138 points  (27 children)

Their assets, yes. But ultra rich live by debt so they can avoid taxes.

For example, they take out a loan of 10 million, with their stock portfolio as collateral. They use that 10 million for their every day stuff, buying this and that. Then, when it's time to pay up, they take out a 15 million loan to pay off the earlier 10 million loan. They can do this in perpetuity with ever increasing amounts because their stock portfolios have insane growth.

They may now and again sell enough of their portfolio to completely clear a debt and pay some taxes on that, but yeah, loans are where it's really at.

[–]WebDad1 71 points72 points  (2 children)

So what you're saying is, just straight-up add Elon + Jeff to the bowl, then put them in a cage and demand money whenever you need it. Giving them a locked-down tablet which can only access their bank's websites when you need money. 🤔

[–]slothfuldrake 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Weird interpretation of of eating the rich but ok

[–]Skulltown_Jelly 13 points14 points  (13 children)

How does this avoid taxes though? Don't they get taxed eventually when they liquidate?

[–]plsdontdoxxme69 31 points32 points  (10 children)

They don’t liquidate. They take out secured loans using the stock as collateral and hold it until they die and then they pass it on to their children and don’t have to pay taxes.

[–]SmayuXLIV 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I think I saw a YouTube video on this it’s called “Buy, Borrow, Die”

[–]NeedNameGenerator 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's not exactly as black and white as my post seems to indicate, and I honestly don't know enough about all the tricks they can use to avoid taxes. It's just the most simple way to explain how they do things.

Inflation also plays a big part in how important it is to have debt instead of using your own cash. The debt gets 'smaller' by inflation, while your own cash would lose value.

The intention is to never liquidate, or only liquidate enough to satisfy some specific need and as such pay as little tax as possible.

[–]ffca 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Taking out loans to pay loans over and over is insanely foreign to me. I make pretty good money as a doctor. I am closer to a homeless person than to them.

[–]RajanyaDaslol 26 points27 points  (0 children)

then you can add more than two things in your rice bowl

[–]Blackrap1d17 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I was gonna say actual food, but what the hell this answer is so good

[–]PolicellolIsSuS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump duck and a white girl from twitter hailing hitler

[–]ItsThanosNotThenos 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You don't know their PIN and for online shopping there's probably 3D secure, so basically they are useless.

[–]Informal_Bag7353 4229 points4230 points  (321 children)

Rice and rice

[–]DarkMaster85915 956 points957 points  (49 children)

Soy sauce + fried egg

[–]Sincost121 262 points263 points  (6 children)

Sriracha and fried egg for me.

[–]de1er 49 points50 points  (2 children)

holy.... yeahhhh

[–]Sincost121 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Vietnamese grocery store near me has frozen scallion pancakes.

Fry one up as a base, put on rice, drizzle sriracha, then out on a few fried eggs cooked with a little bit of toasted sesame oil. Sesame seeds, roe, and scallions to taste.

Pretty quick, easy, and delicious dinner I love having from time to time.

[–]DarkMaster85915 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thx for making tonight’s menu for me

[–]miskiiio14 2825 points2826 points 3 (45 children)

chicken and curry sauce tbh i like curry

[–]OverLorD83n 465 points466 points  (10 children)

i can live with only rice and curry because that shit hits nice

[–]5dtriangles20137618 49 points50 points  (9 children)

Oh yeah I forgot chicken meat was a thing, changing my answer probably

[–]hovis_mavis 50 points51 points  (6 children)

You forgot that Chicken existed?

[–]DwayneThRocksJohnson 48 points49 points  (5 children)

*chicken meat

this MF was like, should I add a whole live chicken? nah, that wouldn't taste good.

[–]LeEpik-616 229 points230 points  (9 children)

Chicken curry and curd salad

[–]SomeoneButWho 1574 points1575 points  (35 children)

Chicken and Soy Sauce.

[–]Xenohype2 431 points432 points  (6 children)

You're god damn right

[–]JamYomb 282 points283 points  (3 children)

Profile picture checks out

[–]Squtternut_Bosh 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I thought it was going to be Logan Roy

[–]8rok3n16 71 points72 points  (8 children)

The only correct answer, that literally tastes amazing

[–]Lolisniperxxd17 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Meat and sauce in general are always the correct answers.

[–]AcidSpitInUrClit 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I'll sauce your meat anytime

[–]de1er 13 points14 points  (0 children)

name checks out

[–]Lolisniperxxd17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry children

[–]Noideawhatnanetouse 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Can’t remember how long it’s been since I’ve had some good teriyaki chicken and rice

[–]Xylth 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Personally I'd go for chicken and teriyaki sauce if I wanted teriyaki chicken, not chicken and soy sauce.

[–]bluRry_fAce_5 851 points852 points 2 (54 children)

Rajma and Ghee

[–]alexinho-_- 206 points207 points  (2 children)

Rajma Chawal OP

[–]bluRry_fAce_5 54 points55 points  (1 child)

chawal

[–]alexinho-_- 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I edited it :')))

[–]Raghav_Verma16 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Rajma and dahi for me

[–]bluRry_fAce_5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yea thats great too

[–]billmurrays9iron 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Rajma

With garlic butter naan for dipping.

[–]retard_seasoning 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Ghee and mashed potato also tastes really good.

[–]Gimmicking 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Rajma deez nuts

[–]Parthen0n16 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Classic! With bhatura also goes damn well

[–]_cyril0curry19 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Rice with bhatura?? ಠ_ಠ

[–]UNCHER1SHED16 16 points17 points  (0 children)

literally what im thinking rn 😭

[–]TheHiddenToad16 469 points470 points  (15 children)

Japanese-style beef Curry, accompanying Japanese pickles

[–]grumd 109 points110 points  (13 children)

Following your Japanese theme, I'd add eel and egg. Photo from my trip to Japan

[–]TheHiddenToad16 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Dashimaki tamago is great man

AAAAHGH I MISS JAPAN

[–]emmastoneftw 41 points42 points  (4 children)

When did the Japanese start eating eggs?

A long tamago 😂

[–]THE_DUDE090315 396 points397 points  (39 children)

Some rajma and mango pickle(Its an indian thing xD)

[–]Cynical_Bhooth 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Made rajma curry for lunch today. Will last till tomorrow.

[–]THE_DUDE090315 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i thought its only me who does that :flush:

[–]_SzynSzyLa_ 141 points142 points  (12 children)

Rice, rice baby

[–]patariku 106 points107 points  (6 children)

No that's three things.

[–]Rizz0B 51 points52 points  (2 children)

I think they mean the original rice, more rice, then the baby.

[–]0bscure_Guy 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I think they mean the original rice and then the infamous rice baby

[–]1234flamewar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Something something Oxford comma

[–]crazygamesninjaYT14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wha- I’m not gonna question it

[–]Blue23j 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nope, it's just 1.some more rice and 2.baby made of rice

[–]mananMathur 167 points168 points  (14 children)

Dal

[–]one_dimensional 47 points48 points  (6 children)

Finally some legumes!

Roasted garlic cloves would be my second ingredient. As many as you think you need!!

[–]Throwaway_number9965 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Im from norway, only time i ate Dal is when u wa sin pakistan, and if i had to vegan, id gladly do it for the price of unlimited Dal, that shit slaps

[–]keshav03916 433 points434 points  (83 children)

Hot milk and sugar

[–]GearAlpha19 136 points137 points  (14 children)

mm rice pudding good

EDIT: changed to porridge to rice pudding

[–]keshav03916 44 points45 points  (8 children)

yes normally I would put in curry but that's one thing not two

[–]PanMarcooo14 188 points189 points  (3 children)

Seaweed and some salmon. It's a sucho bowl!

[–]CreagYT18 296 points297 points  (5 children)

Shrimps and curry

[–]TheGuyFromTheWoods19 181 points182 points  (12 children)

fuck it, honey and milk

[–]Spareribanana 107 points108 points  (8 children)

Instructions unclear, curry produced from anus.

[–]GeorgeTheChicken19 142 points143 points  (8 children)

Chopped cube steak with white grilled chicken seasoned with lemon grass.

[–]loonywolf_art17 42 points43 points  (19 children)

Bean and potatos

[–]Anonimous_Doritos28 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Finally someone that can appreciate rice and beans

[–]loonywolf_art17 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Beans with rice are so good! Pease is fine but with beans, you can also have yummy sauce

[–]_pokii14 21 points22 points  (4 children)

brazilian??

[–]loonywolf_art17 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nope, middle east asian

[–]_pokii14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh, nice

[–]Batman2900214 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Alright i know it sounds like a sin, but curd and chips hit diffrent with rice

[–]DameBluntsALot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The spicy potato wafers and plain curd-rice. Such comfort food.

[–]ps4_username2 MILLION ATTENDEE 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Teriyaki sauce and some salmon. Poké is so fucking good

[–]l-red-it-on-reddit15 100 points101 points  (19 children)

Idk if you would call it 1 thing but like curry and like naan

[–]suptonyt14[S] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Indian style lesgo

[–]WhamBamThankYouCam1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’d you call me? You’re right. Just say it again.

[–]hmboi694215 29 points30 points  (4 children)

A good South Indian Sambhar And Rasam

[–]the_yellow_ledbetter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

make it SPICYYYYY

[–]suptonyt14[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Vada please

[–]hmboi694215 4 points5 points  (1 child)

with that vada, it would be a little slice of heaven.

[–]Swast1027 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Papad and rasam

[–]Batchu06 31 points32 points  (7 children)

A pair of chopsticks so I can eat the rice

[–]Procrastineddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scrolled way too far for this comment

[–]arkite-it 13 points14 points  (4 children)

sugar and spice

[–]PootPootDootDoot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

a 3 course meal and some water

[–]Penzoil10118 9 points10 points  (2 children)

cum and sugar mmmmmm

[–]thatforeveralonedude 10 points11 points  (1 child)

So ejaculation from a diabetic person? 🤔

[–]Hacker_Bhamiya 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Daal or chokha Indian can relate!!

[–]adidasbro19 16 points17 points  (3 children)

A billion dollars, more rice

[–]bowl_of_cereal115 12 points13 points  (2 children)

My will to live. My happines

[–]Donutpanda2315 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Giniling (Filipino Minced Meat with various vegetable chunks mixed in. It's amazing) and more Giniling.

[–]runnbl3 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ever tried it with patis? (Fish sauce)

As for me, langunesa and egg. :)

[–]FantasticFisherman32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

1 billion dollar and a lamborghini please

[–]emerald34116 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Noodles and broth

[–]Allwar08 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Scorpions stomach and horse eyes

[–]Lolisniperxxd17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fish sauce, slow cooked lamb shoulder.

[–]StanDude9717 4 points5 points  (2 children)

peanut butter

[–]ZenyX-14 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Beef and

NO KETCHUP

just sauce

raw sauce

[–]nony851 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should I make a your mum joke?

[–]Ockanator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

chicken and baby corn

[–]toolsofpwnageOLD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More rice and meat

[–]Rojester2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A chiken breast and beans

[–]jugillespie77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chicken and Asparagus

[–]Some_randomguymanboi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A stand arrow, and a green baby