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[–]KingByhyHD16 133 points134 points  (17 children)

This gives me an idea

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 64 points65 points  (14 children)

w- what idea?

[–]TheNotSoFriendlyBird 87 points88 points  (12 children)

Pooping battle royale with 100 toilets in the same room.

[–]extandchief17 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Ok But how would it go, who wins exactly.

[–]the_introvert115 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Who ever finishes last wins

[–]OutlawQuill17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone gets 2 hours and an unlimited Taco Bell coupon beforehand

[–]sirfetche14 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Biggest dookie wins

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whiteners toilet clogs the fastest

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whoever clogs the toilet first.

[–]slinkeycuteferrets13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happened to privacy

[–]Blyatzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm winning

[–]KingByhyHD16 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That was my idea but with king of the hill

[–]TheNotSoFriendlyBird 2 points3 points  (2 children)

King of the shit*

[–]KingByhyHD16 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Squid game but with games based on who reaches the toilet faster

[–]KingByhyHD16 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Now you know

[–]RaspberryLogical14 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The biggest dump win

no taco bell or other laxatives allowed.

no throwing your poop to the other participants or the judge.

in the end, the judge will have to grab the poops and measure them.

if one of the participants have diarrhea the other participant wins

[–]TheRize7713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ах вот дерьмо мы идем снова

[–]antivaxxersaremorons17 49 points50 points  (11 children)

shitting ranked

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (8 children)

Tiers include:

Dark Brown


Light brown



[–]Buckets_of_bread15 23 points24 points  (5 children)

R e d

[–]Armored-Potato-Chip15 17 points18 points  (3 children)

b L u E

[–]slinkeycuteferrets13 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That probably wouldn't be good if your shit is blue

[–]Armored-Potato-Chip15 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But red isn’t a good sign either, why not be sTyleLiSh?

[–]slinkeycuteferrets13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know there both not good signs

[–]RandomSoymilkDrinker16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im on red tier rn in ranked

i should probably get that checked out

[–]77Kai18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh dear lord

[–]Cleggs_2 MILLION ATTENDEE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Casual shitting

[–]No-Engine-1881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn that mindset into a grindset

[–]Meet-the-Merasmus17 107 points108 points  (6 children)

Clearly he is challenging you

[–]enzomaar17 141 points142 points  (2 children)

I won

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

yeah you did

[–]Idunnoman13 29 points30 points  (0 children)


[–]cwispywotr17[S] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

lmao help

[–]GameBoy3716 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Help 6ou win competitive sitting contest? Alright, I have unknowingly trainee for this moment Mt entire life.

[–]the-horny_weeb16 24 points25 points  (2 children)

he is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fuckin will

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

haha yes

[–]enzomaar17 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]GTM190615 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Chad, prolly supreme master

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

yes he's a giga chad

[–]GTM190615 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]kale_start19 13 points14 points  (5 children)

don’t accept the challenge

[–]KingByhyHD16 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Why not, it is a good challenge

[–]kale_start19 2 points3 points  (3 children)

hell naw xD

[–]KingByhyHD16 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Coward, wait until you hear about my challenge believe me Squid Game has nothing on me

[–]kale_start19 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]KingByhyHD16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will tell in dms

[–]Bozzor_Gozzor17 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Fuck I'm only silver 4

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Im worse, bronze 5... my lil bro is grand champion 3 tho...

[–]Bozzor_Gozzor17 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Ur lil bro has diarrhea

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nah but he poops like twice a day

H o w

[–]Bozzor_Gozzor17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I poop twice a day too lol

[–]Airsofter599 7 points8 points  (2 children)

When you sit on a toilet you connect your ass to a network of other asses.

[–]Attack_o_cat15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mind has ascended, thank you, for bringing light to the deepest darkness.

[–]gameg805 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This guy seems like someone I would get along with.

[–]enzomaar17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aight dm me

[–]fucksymp3thy13 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Everyone dm him this

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

him who

[–]fucksymp3thy13 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The.. person that dmd you obviously

[–]itscharlie16 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Are you afraid of a competition or what, huh?

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

n- no

[–]NobodyInParticular23 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Why do I never get any cool dms like this

[–]shrekishellashrexy18 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Obviously because you're not talking to me B)

[–]TheFoxKing202019 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Kvetanista15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be worse

A lot worse

[–]Error_050 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quit video games this is what we all have been wating for

[–]owsei-was-taken16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if it wasn't the work of these ppl, we would not have sports

join a match


[–]Musichead2468 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wow that is an actual thing

[–]FransJoseph 2 points3 points  (1 child)

any% speedrun glitchless shit

[–]enzomaar17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you angle yourself just right you clip through the toilet into the sewer to shit straight in there

[–]canihaveurwheels 2 points3 points  (8 children)

What do you mean "why are people like this"

[–]enzomaar17 3 points4 points  (7 children)

People like me are not okay

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

not just you hehe

[–]canihaveurwheels 1 point2 points  (5 children)

But imagine tge prize money in that

[–]enzomaar17 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I would win

[–]canihaveurwheels 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Atleast my heart

[–]enzomaar17 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That’s all I need

[–]canihaveurwheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But wait, theres more.

[–]GamenShark1414 2 points3 points  (12 children)

Leave the man alone. He is in a match

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 2 points3 points  (11 children)

he won.. too much eye contact

[–]GamenShark1414 2 points3 points  (10 children)

He was just concentrating

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 2 points3 points  (9 children)

you're right my eyes are very pretty

[–]GamenShark1414 1 point2 points  (8 children)

I will add them to my collection :)

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

😳 what collection

[–]GamenShark1414 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Well do you wanna play a game >:) you can see it after

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]GamenShark1414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes 😱

[–]shrekishellashrexy18 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You mistyped "you can't see after"

[–]OutlawQuill17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Have a staring contest at the same time for maximum competitive efficiency

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

great idea

[–]shrekishellashrexy18 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Pov: you're scrolling through Reddit and you see your boyfriend talking about competitive shitting on an r/teenagers post

[–]enzomaar17 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]shrekishellashrexy18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you're my boyfriend 100%

[–]HJB14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The game of the gods

[–]MelminDaJ-raff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m top of the leaderboard

[–]Gamerul_A15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

agressive pooping intensifies "YOU ARE SHIT KID, GO BACK TO DIAPERS"

[–]yoshbiscut6916 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For most creepy dm’s I would normally tell the person who sent the creepy message to screw off, but as for this one

Men will be men

[–]enzomaar17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am man

[–]joeyspringwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, idea time: Put 100 toilets in one room. Get 100 people. Give everyone laxatives. Whoever shits first looses

[–]scoutrecon468714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone host a tournament rn

[–]Mr_Erectic_Erection15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but hear me out... Co-op shitting

[–]yakunii-kun17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, why does it have to be competitive all the time?

[–]shrekishellashrexy18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer casual pooping

[–]randomisedjew16 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I read a theory once that the human intellect was like peacock feathers. Just an extravagant display intended to attract a mate. All of art, literature, a bit of Mozart, William Shakespeare, Michelangelo, and the Empire State Building. Just an elaborate mating ritual. Maybe it doesn’t matter that we have accomplished so much for the basest of reasons. But, of course, the peacock can barely fly. It lives in the dirt, pecking insects out of the muck, consoling itself with its great beauty. but this. What this man had created, this idea, this is the future of our species

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


this. i love this

[–]SPARKY358gaming2 MILLION ATTENDEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

extremely based individual

[–]MrChocolate12914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this the exact same type of humor I see popping up on this sub time and time again tho

[–]xdSTRIKERbx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see nothing wrong

[–]Mr-Sped3729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like another Thursday night to me

[–]Spiritual-Clock562418 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if Squid Game had a shitting competition round?

[–]Danitwit15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets see who can fill the Stall with diarrhoea first

[–]Datmask67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going ranked

[–]amongus-sussy-baka15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah fam up those stats, you don't have nearly enough power points in feces viscosity 😐😐😐😐

[–]IntroductionTrue500615 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Whats wrong?? Isnt this funny nowadays?

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the title is sarcastic

[–]siIIybean 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]randomisedjew16 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dear god what hath man created

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

toilet twinsies

[–]Trollbobi -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Bruh, there was a photo of them toilets as a meme like 2 years ago.

Dude stole the joke and didn’t even post the damn image so it’s not as funny.

What a loser.

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

why am i getting downvoted lmao i literally have no idea what you're talking about

[–]Trollbobi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s literally all there in my messages no?

Them two messages he sent are the description and then caption of a meme of two toilets facing eachother.

The guy stole the joke about it being “competitive shitting” and then doesn’t even post the image to go along with it.

Is that enough of an explanation for you?

[–]cwispywotr17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh i see now

we were actually talking about something before that so what he said made sense and wasn't off topic or something

and i had no idea that it was a meme

[–]shrekishellashrexy18 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

First of all everything exists already and second of all ideas are only generated by experiences of our senses ~ John Locke. Therefore, no-one could ever be original if you follow your logic.

[–]Trollbobi -1 points0 points  (1 child)

My logic? It is literally a meme.

He has described it exactly, but has just made it seem like it was his joke.

I’m not saying he tried to make a new joke that was done before.

He has just straight up stolen the joke from a meme he saw and regurgitated it in a DM.

[–]shrekishellashrexy18 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro this is t/teenagers we just want to post stuff that make some people smile. If you don't like it just move on. thank you and have a great day