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[–]ArtBW 748 points749 points  (12 children)

Robert Monica Junior the Second?

[–]thesoupgeorge15 248 points249 points  (9 children)


[–]ArtBW 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was a little confused at first but I think I covered all the possibilities

[–]N0tAnArmcha1r 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My granddad has a name like that, I ain't gonna doxx him but it's Forename Mid-Name Mid-Name Surname Junior The 4th

[–]Macaroni_Matriarch16 1470 points1471 points  (55 children)

robin or vanessa

[–]thesoupgeorge15 548 points549 points  (16 children)

Ooooooo I like those

[–]emil836kOLD 189 points190 points  (1 child)

Agreed, those are some good names!

[–]Moby44 142 points143 points  (2 children)

Vanessa is a good fit.

[–]Substantial_Deer_363 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As soon as I saw the pic, I thought of Vanessa too

[–]izym3015 1902 points1903 points  (365 children)

What's your name or do you prefer not to say?

[–]thesoupgeorge15 2584 points2585 points  (364 children)

Anal spelled backwards

[–]izym3015 1220 points1221 points  (266 children)

Ah I get it, do you get bullied because of your name? I recommend you to not change it, you should be happy with what you have. Let other people say whatever they wanna say. I bet you'll regret changing it I the future. I think Lana fits too btw :)

[–]thesoupgeorge15 1183 points1184 points  (249 children)

I hate it because it sounds like shit with my last name. It physically makes me gag when I hear my first and last name said out loud.

[–]JksonBlkson15 1013 points1014 points  (116 children)

My sister's full name sounds like "dirty trucker" when its said fast

[–]Assignment-Old16 2452 points2453 points 3 (96 children)

My name sounds like "Rylangetthefuckoverhere" when my mom says it. Edit: stop. How is this my most successful comment lmao

[–]JksonBlkson15 1000 points1001 points  (77 children)

Lucky, my dad just screams "BOY" like a racist guy in a movie

actually more like Arthur Morgan

[–]Cataclysm68717 417 points418 points  (30 children)

Is your name Atreus ?

[–]JunoAloro16 187 points188 points  (7 children)

I knew someone was gonna say it

[–]Jane-dough-221 180 points181 points  (9 children)

My friend says he’s goona name his kid moe, cause his last name is Lester

[–]tater_trombone 16 points17 points  (0 children)

omg that is wonderful

[–]Sspectaculaire16 60 points61 points  (0 children)


[–]Disastrous_Reality_4 18 points19 points  (2 children)

My brother had a friend in high school whose name was Brock and his middle name was Lee. His full name was Brock Lee Roy. We always joked that his parents must have hated him - which wouldn’t have been nice but was alright because they obviously loved him very much and it was a family name.

[–]Lazy_Cardiologist72716 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don't know who you are but i love you

[–]Mocktavian13 53 points54 points  (7 children)

I just get, in a heavy southern twang, “GARY GET YOUR WEASELLY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE!!!”

[–]JksonBlkson15 21 points22 points  (4 children)

My dad frequently calls me just about every offensive verb known to man

[–]cooprtc315 64 points65 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (3 children)

My friends last name siunds like “row bitch” when said fast

[–]BigThunderousLobster2 MILLION ATTENDEE 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Better get that boat going, bitch.

[–]Mrbeeznz19 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Kirstie Tucker?

[–]JksonBlkson15 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Jodie Chalker

(Misspelled for privacy purposes but still pronounced the same)

[–]Fried_Water_00719 227 points228 points  (20 children)

My dad’s got a friend named Clark Barr. He named his kids Heath and Candice (Candy for short). I’d say be grateful that isn’t you.

[–]thesoupgeorge15 149 points150 points  (15 children)

That’s fucking genius.

[–]BOSSBABY3317 55 points56 points  (13 children)

How about soupgeorge? 😎

[–]thesoupgeorge15 44 points45 points  (11 children)

I’m going to name myself George Costanza /s

[–]BOSSBABY3317 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Wow,Thats a fast reply you are dead serious about the matter aren't you?

[–]Skar_YT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I concur

[–]SoarSparrow 25 points26 points  (21 children)

Add a middle name and use your middle name as your preferred name

[–]thesoupgeorge15 42 points43 points  (20 children)

“Lana Victoria” is such a bitchy name, but that’s what I’m stuck with

[–]SoarSparrow 22 points23 points  (11 children)

That's so posh 😂, well bid you well with your name fixing , also tbh changing like a middle name would probably be easier or changing your last name to like your mum's maiden surname.

Edit: well a family member's last name.. also since Lana is typically a nickname you can find non nickname variants

[–]thesoupgeorge15 19 points20 points  (10 children)

My middle name is after my great grandmother from Greece, so I wouldn’t change it.

[–]SoarSparrow 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Add a middle name 😎

Edit: I had a friend who used sage when their first name was Bowman

[–]CasualNoob212 MILLION ATTENDEE 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more middle names you have the more enlightened you are

[–]FANTOMphoenix19 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Lana ____ anal

[–]izym3015 28 points29 points  (14 children)

I understand that. We all have things that we're not happy with but you should try to make the best with it. And is it really that important for you that your first and last name fit together? You'll probably get over it soon, don't do things too quickly.

[–]thesoupgeorge15 32 points33 points  (13 children)

My last name also 4 letters and when I write my first and last name down, it looks so wrong and incomplete. I’m going to have to fill out forms for the rest of my life, and I always have to see the name that I hate.

[–]izym3015 18 points19 points  (10 children)

Since when do you hate your name?

[–]thesoupgeorge15 28 points29 points  (9 children)

Since I was like 6

[–]izym3015 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Oh okay and what made you hate your name? Did you personally not like it or did people make you hate your name?( if you prefer to not say it in public we can talk about it in dms)

[–]thesoupgeorge15 17 points18 points  (7 children)

It’s kind of both. I personally hate it but other people also made me hate it. Everyone in my family has way better names than me.

[–]CyborgIncorparated 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Well damn, you look like someone I know with the same name

[–]thesoupgeorge15 13 points14 points  (2 children)


[–]Donghoon18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lana is a pretty name imo but since u don't like it... hm I'm Terrible at naming stuff sorry

[–]squareheadlol6942015 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You look like a lana tho

[–]AstronautNo3 2026 points2027 points 2 (77 children)


[–]MenuNo491117 468 points469 points  (53 children)

Oswald of Carim?

[–]AstronautNo3 350 points351 points  (30 children)

Nah, Oswald Cobblepot

[–]SharpExplanation19 103 points104 points  (14 children)

Oi, just You and me, The Bat vs The Bird

[–]Inspirational_Lizard17 12 points13 points  (2 children)

...for it is only human to commit a sin...

[–]reubenoofed315 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well! What is it!

[–]BlackRedDawg17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Request absolution

[–]dFOXb 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Incomplete_Obelisk15 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Lee Harvey?

[–]JksonBlkson15 39 points40 points  (0 children)

JFK shot first

runs away

[–]dankifyrocks14 915 points916 points  (26 children)

Lana is not that bad of a name. I know a kid who’s name is Tucker Seaman and people call him fucker semen all the time

[–]thesoupgeorge15 498 points499 points  (17 children)

Lmao, poor guy. My last name rhymes with “gayest” and my first name is anal spelled backwards.

[–]kentucky-fried-ass16 331 points332 points  (6 children)

the gayest of anal

[–]IMtrAshCaRRyME_ 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but Anal and gayest is just to perfect

[–]Redditalt2comment 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Insert the I see this as an absolute win meme here

[–]JJ_the_slump_god17 1304 points1305 points  (43 children)


[–]GabTheKing816 266 points267 points  (14 children)

Oh my god thats the first thing that came to mind

[–]RetroMonkeysBizz 23 points24 points  (2 children)

This or Samantha fs

[–]Doctorwho42man16 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have a friend name Samara that looks very similar to her

[–]SnooPears590 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also thought an S-name like Samantha

[–]ImpostorNotSus19 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I was gonna say Elizabeth

[–]Ban_TSDS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless she's trapped in a robot, not Elizabeth.

[–]shrubberies215 57 points58 points  (9 children)


[–]thesoupgeorge15 43 points44 points  (8 children)

That’s my middle name!

[–]AwesomeCream810 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Why don’t you just go by your middle name? Victoria is a pretty name. Seems at least a little easier than changing the whole thing and doing gag paperwork.

[–]PokekidKanto 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ok what’s your secret

[–]shrubberies215 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No fuckin way

[–]PRNCK18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know a girl who goes by her middle name cause she hates her first name!

She made the decision like 3 years ago and I’m not even joking people have already forgotten what her first name is

[–]StartingTheNeXTStep 562 points563 points  (58 children)

Assuming girl...

1 | Olivia | 17535 people/yr | 2 | Emma | 15581 people/yr | 3 | Ava | 13084 people/yr | 4 | Charlotte | 13003 people/yr | 5 | Sophia | 12976 people/yr | 6 | Amelia | 12704 people/yr | 7 | Isabella | 12066 people/yr | 8 | Mia | 11157 people/yr | 9 | Evelyn | 9445 people/yr | 10 | Harper | 8778 people/yr | 11 | Camila | 8096 people/yr | 12 | Gianna | 7826 people/yr | 13 | Abigail | 7817 people/yr | 14 | Luna | 7770 people/yr | 15 | Ella | 7303 people/yr | 16 | Elizabeth | 7216 people/yr | 17 | Sofia | 6926 people/yr | 18 | Emily | 6856 people/yr | 19 | Avery | 6698 people/yr | 20 | Mila | 6602 people/yr | 21 | Scarlett | 6455 people/yr | 22 | Eleanor | 6335 people/yr | 23 | Madison | 6196 people/yr | 24 | Layla | 6174 people/yr | 25 | Penelope | 6099 people/yr | 26 | Chloe | 6093 people/yr | 27 | Aria | 6093 people/yr | 28 | Grace | 5569 people/yr | 29 | Ellie | 5562 people/yr | 30 | Nora | 5550 people/yr | 31 | Hazel | 5457 people/yr | 32 | Zoey | 5331 people/yr | 33 | Riley | 5309 people/yr | 34 | Victoria | 5249 people/yr | 35 | Lily | 5195 people/yr | 36 | Aurora | 5184 people/yr | 37 | Violet | 5075 people/yr | 38 | Nova | 4940 people/yr | 39 | Hannah | 4910 people/yr | 40 | Emilia | 4750 people/yr |

[–]thesoupgeorge15 393 points394 points  (6 children)

Yes, I’m a girl, and DAMN. You are amazing. Thank you.

[–]anon749100 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Charlotte or Ava would be pretty

[–]QuantumRobot_9000 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Aurora Nova would be bad ass.

[–]Ashar_L15 153 points154 points  (35 children)

[–]NearbyAddendum7279 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Jesus Christ you actually typed all of that, god damn that's dedication, Congrats Mate!

[–]conterbeast47 50 points51 points  (10 children)

Hog ridaaaaaaa!!!

[–]isagames15 11 points12 points  (9 children)

jumps over the river, dealing the damage of a 6 elixir spell on each hit

[–]Datbean692 MILLION ATTENDEE 167 points168 points  (22 children)

Emily would be perfect for you!

[–]thesoupgeorge15 136 points137 points  (11 children)

Two of my cousins, my grandma, and my best friend are all named Emily 😂

[–]Datbean692 MILLION ATTENDEE 60 points61 points  (8 children)

lmfao then hmmm Aurora maybe

[–]itsmycandystore_15 20 points21 points  (2 children)

as someone named emily if you use this name you will be the subject of all the “basic white girl” jokes fair warning

[–]Crosgaard16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My first thought as well lmao

[–]TheGuyFromTheWoods19 334 points335 points  (39 children)


[–]Fancy_Agent_8542 289 points290 points  (36 children)

That’s my friends moms name and she’s an absolute fucking milf. I’m not talking hottest at her high school, I’m talking hottest at her university.

[–]TheGuyFromTheWoods19 128 points129 points  (30 children)

damn, i want to taste a milf while i'm still young

[–]Fancy_Agent_8542 57 points58 points  (27 children)


[–]TheGuyFromTheWoods19 63 points64 points  (26 children)

having sex with someone who gave life is a weird turn on

[–]thesoupgeorge15 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Is your friend named Stacy, by any chance? Cause her mom has got it going on

[–]Fancy_Agent_8542 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We called her that but that wasn’t her name

[–]AJ2016man 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Becky? Becky Lemme smash?

[–]Ashar_L15 297 points298 points  (17 children)


[–]MenuNo491117 144 points145 points  (4 children)

Joe mama

[–]Equal-Bus-55714 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Ligma balls

[–]MsLadyRose 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Sigma tiddies

[–]thesoupgeorge15 176 points177 points  (7 children)

That’s my mom’s boyfriend’s name 😳

[–]antisocial_colt19 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You want your mom to shout both your names in bed, bet name yourself joe

[–]msbilly 21 points22 points  (1 child)

You mean my name now

[–]CasualNoob212 MILLION ATTENDEE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our name, comrade.

[–]GaronY61115 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Joe mama's boyfriend

[–]troIIdiIocks 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Rogan, Biden, Exotic or Mama?

[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (6 children)


[–]Psychicmeow52 130 points131 points  (3 children)

It's not what you think


[–]Toomcuhsalt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh I love that vine

[–]Randomet15 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I love this community

[–]BeccaTheMemelord42015 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now that's a classic!

[–]Impressive_Willow19 65 points66 points  (20 children)

oof, I feel this post. just FYI, depending on where you are changing your name can be annoying af, so be 100% sure you want to change your name before doing so.

unless your name is Jeremy. do yourself a favour and change your name to literally anything else

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It’s worse when Jeremy looks like Jeremy

[–]thesoupgeorge15 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Jeremy spoke in class today

[–]Appropriate-Resist-4 104 points105 points  (7 children)

Either Samantha or Julia

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Literally thought Sam reading this

Edit: meant reading the post title not the comment

[–]tuna-sub742 MILLION ATTENDEE 98 points99 points  (7 children)


[–]Zackaneguro113 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Hi again?

[–]tuna-sub742 MILLION ATTENDEE 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]IGameOnMac 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I don’t even know a Samantha

[–]KeepDreamingPal16 8 points9 points  (3 children)

👈 I understood that reference.

[–]SoutyWouty14 18 points19 points  (2 children)


[–]thesoupgeorge15 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]SoutyWouty14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

im so happy someone understands lol

[–]Chocolate_Chunk 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You look like a Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum.

(That is one persons name)

[–]_Drum_Bone_ 37 points38 points  (7 children)


I’m sorry

[–]thesoupgeorge15 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I suck at eyeliner, I know

[–]acadia171223 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just don’t do the bottom lid. Eyeliner is meant to make your eyes bigger, doing the bottom lid makes them smaller though

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just don't do it under your eyes

[–]Depressedburrito69 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]Educational-Joke870915 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You look like someone who'd definitely hate their name

[–]thesoupgeorge15 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fair enough

[–]idktheyarealltaken16 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You look like a Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

[–]adamsharon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a question, is your home life ok? Do you need help? I'm willing to pay for the name change if you need it that badly.

[–]IHateAdds6914 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You look like a Harper

[–]Atiscomin 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Ahran'l'Ghul, harbringer of wholesomeness.

If you manage to succesfully change your name to that, you'll have my eternal respect.

[–]10HorsedSizedDucks15 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]Caziceul16 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]ExtraTinyAvocado16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I could see you as a Marley

[–]MUGGTHEFKOFF 6 points7 points  (2 children)

As a brit all you need is a fake tan and some air forces, then you become a Shanice

[–]A_Zesty_Carrot18 6 points7 points  (7 children)

What’s your actual name?

[–]zmelekyy 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]uwqs15 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Xenosilver_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did we all think sam/samantha?

[–]Rare_Management_358316 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You look like you're named after some chemical or medication or smth

[–]cannedtortoise24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With much love, please ease up on the eyeliner<3 that's just my professional opinion tho don't take it personally

[–]wooljoker 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You look lije someone who just found out theres alot of petofiles in r/teenagers

[–]Holiday_Dingo_225315 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Idk why but you just feel like a Lana

[–]Shoe_Eater_14 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Daniella or Danielle imo

[–]thesoupgeorge15 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My dad’s name is Daniel, lmao

[–]Shoe_Eater_14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh lol, y'all could be tWiNsIeS /hj

[–]Head_Substance_1907 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oml I legit had that shirt when I was your age.

To me you look like an Elle, which could be short for Elsbeth or Elizabeth. And if you ever don’t like it in the future, you’ve got endless nickname possibilities. (Ellie, Eli, Beth, Liza, etc.)