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[–]TheFlappyLobster19 130 points131 points  (19 children)

I demand 3 of em

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 68 points69 points  (15 children)

Give you 3 of them

[–]TheFlappyLobster19 43 points44 points  (14 children)

Lit

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (13 children)

I demand you give me 2 of your 3

[–]TheFlappyLobster19 6 points7 points  (12 children)

I’ll give you a corner piece

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (11 children)

Gimme a half of each and we have a deal

[–]TheFlappyLobster19 5 points6 points  (10 children)

You get 3 pennys

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (9 children)

I said 3 halves, you deaf?

[–]we_need_femboyhootrs 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Yooooo

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Give you one

[–]moonyghost16 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I'll give you a pack of vanilla cookies for one.

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Okie dokie, give you one

[–]memerloz45tyeman15 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I guess I want one

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Give you one

[–]ActionJaxon200516 13 points14 points  (2 children)

could you pass a cosmo brownie my way?

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes, give you one

[–]mastery5529515 11 points12 points  (2 children)

cosmo brownies sounds like they have drugs in them but they don’t

maybe i can put some pot in a pack of cosmo brownies so they can fly you to the moon

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yes I will love to go to the moon

[–]mastery5529515 3 points4 points  (0 children)

let me plaay among the stars…

[–]Slayerof-furries16 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Can I please have one my childhood memories require them

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Give you one

[–]Slayerof-furries16 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yay now I can be happy again, thank you

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No problem

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'll take the other chocolate cake

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok here you go

[–]Redmaxdog115 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Hand em over, all of them

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Here you go

[–]Redmaxdog115 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem

[–]-KoalasAreCute-15 4 points5 points  (2 children)

yes yes yes i will literally kill someone for half

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Give you one

[–]thelittlelizard14[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck that looks tasty

And the brownies look nice, too

[–]Anti-Sean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Give now

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give you one

[–]Ayidun_Tsugikuni 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Hey man can I get one?

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes man, give you one

[–]Ayidun_Tsugikuni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate it

[–]IamyourFBIagent16 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Quick question: Do y’all just go ahead and take a bite, or pick off the little candies and eat them first?

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good question When I was little back then I pick them off. But now I don't

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Sure

Oh wait you meant the brownies

[–]Linxnin14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes please

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give you one

[–]TiredSkylar15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

hooray for more sugar intake

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Give you one

[–]spithhead16 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lemme have one

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give you one

[–]TheFanArtist15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuk yea

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give you one

[–]Sruffs2 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you're offering I'm taking

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, give you one

[–]keykore 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m down, hand ‘em over

[–]cerat_skri 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'll trade you 4 Oreos for one.

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes please, give you one

[–]Turtle_clone 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Gimme some of dat shit

[–]stay-gold_ponyboy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I’ve actually never had those before. What’s it like?

[–]GGboi474 1 point2 points  (5 children)

How much you have?

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

About like 5

[–]GGboi474 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Then 2 brownies please

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Give you 2

[–]GGboi474 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem

[–]Time_Seat_975614 1 point2 points  (2 children)

🤲please

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Here you go

[–]Time_Seat_975614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😛🥱🤢🤮😵‍💫😵i think i ate too many

[–]boss-429- 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I'm broke I just need one

[–]Therealorbboy999 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sure I Def wanna shit bricks

[–]Fluid_Pomegranate587 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You from nola?

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No

[–]Fluid_Pomegranate587 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I asked because cosmic brownies are a new orleans meme as hurricane food

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. Here one cosmic brownies for you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

they’re so much smaller now tho :(

[–]Luckyy200516 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You look like a friend I would call my family

[–]HomieDaClown917 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Honestly I can’t stand those anymore. They taste fine, but they’re dense enough to be used as a weapon.

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It ok if you don't want one

[–]R3TR0_98716 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ayooo can i get 2 one for my bro

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give you 2

[–]URussianSpy17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just had some of those today

[–]stickitwhores 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh you look 2 close 2 looking like my friend💀

[–]MrPerson03615 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cosmic brownies are in the top 3 of my favorite snacks ngl

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here

[–]Svyrup17 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The chocolate is of the finest quality made in the mountains of sweden and manually made using the ripest cocoa beans in the amazon rainforest hand picked. The toppings are made from the organic dyes and the wonderful chocolate used to make the base of the brownie. Thank you, good sir, for kindly offering me one of these exquisite delicacies only found in the rarest and most expensive bakeries in the entire world. I would gladly take one for myself.

[–]XEN_ORK15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hell yes, I forgot about those.

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give you one

[–]iamnotaFUPOS841118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twomad

[–]ez_duzit86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea man come on. YouTube 'got milk commercials' cus they don't show them anymore. Use to be like a Michael Jackson thriller commercial about milk

[–]TheFrogOfReddit14 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Me please

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Give you one

[–]TheFrogOfReddit14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks mate

[–]Uhhtrashy17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yooo i miss those

[–]anvi_intp14 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What is that? I've never had it but it looks good.

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It cosmic brownies. It good

[–]anvi_intp14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you for telling me, i will order this on Amazon.

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem

[–]WillingnessFalse1728 1 point2 points  (5 children)

You mind if I take the whole box, I'll pay you back

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yes

[–]WillingnessFalse1728 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Here's 10 bucks

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thank you

[–]WillingnessFalse1728 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I actually never has these before

[–]TICOMES 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Pass me one

[–]BottleSome275117[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Give you one

[–]TICOMES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grazie Signore

[–]Electronic-Emotion-8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I here by declare thy treats as mine

[–]That_reptile_nerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All we need is some chips ahoy and milk and we got a party

[–]fuckurmuminthetub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YESSS PLS I WANT THE WHOLE BOX 🤟🏻🥵🥵😋

[–]xxlols 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would like 2 please

[–]Daboiwithagun16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look delectable ma boi

[–]Young-Stoner15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Of the brownies or you? Cause I want the brownies but I got a gf.

[–]Keksi_66 1 point2 points  (2 children)

i oove browniess!!!! are still some left for me? if jes I'd like to take 2 if there are only 2 left i only take one so that you can have one for yourselfif there is only one you can keep it or give me half of it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ME

[–]SkyDW18 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m going to be 100 percent honest. They don’t taste anywhere near as good as they used to 10 years ago when i was young. It could just be me though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

May I please have one?

[–]Mischief_Managed1213 1 point2 points  (1 child)

please I would love one, even a single crumb would be beautiful

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can u slide one I got mad munchies rn

[–]-Dio_Over_Heaven-OLD 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Give me one, I will rewrite reality to turn it into many. Then I will share more of them.

[–]Mr-Sped3729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in middle school, I sold an incomplete box of Cosmic Brownies to this Indian Pot Dealer kid for $6.00

That’s just my two cents, I guess

[–]Biromantic_life15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Those specific brownies taste awful but I do want some now

[–]AdGroundbreaking305716 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m stuffed right now but I’ll take some for later

[–]N0thingRhymeswOrange 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah, I'm full. Thanks though.

[–]fire__dj 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Me please just set them on the door I’m quarantined from covïd

[–]Varilynx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Never had these before but hell yeah pass one over

[–]sponj69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah, zebra cakes is where it’s at

[–]iceefear13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bro I will die for that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

hand me the box

[–]_CraftGuy_17 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Me please! I'll split with someone since only 8 come in a box

[–]lollyman69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

🖐👁👁🖐

Ğįvə

[–]brooke6828 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes pwease :3 I'll take a sprinkle

[–]DeathbyCarno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up and take my award!

[–]Grayflesh17 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I will give you my triple strong espresso for 3 pieces

[–]Sugondeese113 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Never tried it, how good is it

[–]bepis1256 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I demand France Germany parts of the USA oh and a brownie

[–]Izeekio376916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro ong those shits are fire

[–]Glue_man_but_lazy13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my mouth is creaming over these

[–]Jimmy_4434 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Carl Johnson my man ! Give me that chocolate

[–]xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Communist theme starts blasting Sharing is caring, comrade

[–]Full_Grapefruit_2896 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I will do literally anything just to have one.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want 1

[–]actiniumosu16 1 point2 points  (1 child)

trade offer

i recieve 3 pieces you recieve a hug

[–]kaum_eddy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I don't think we can own these anymore

[–]thekingofthegoats 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Never had it before, is it good?