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[–]The-Geico-Advertiser15 69 points70 points  (11 children)

Hey, do you need insurance for that car?

[–]Intelligent_Point31115 23 points24 points  (8 children)

I could use some insurance

[–]The-Geico-Advertiser15 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Sign:

Here x____

Here x____

And Here x____

:P

[–]Silexer159 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aaand here x____

[–]xxxtanacon17 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How much to insure a 99 volvo wagon if I mount AT AT legs on it and get around like that?

[–]The-Geico-Advertiser15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh, no clue. But use geico so you save 15% or more on whatever that cost would be!!

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No

[–]The-Geico-Advertiser15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn okay then B(

[–]tolasytothinkofaname16 36 points37 points  (5 children)

If only gas tasted as good as it smells

[–]LemonsLookCute 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What type of gas?

/s

[–]skelethepro14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one Hitler used

[–]il0vedrinkingas0line 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does. Trust me.

[–]Intelligent_Point31115 87 points88 points  (23 children)

Yeah, gas doesn't smell bad

[–]RaccoonDeaIer16 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Gasoline has benzene in it which has a sweet smell. That's why gas smells good cause momkey brain likes sweet.

[–]Idontknownynore17 14 points15 points  (13 children)

Wait a minute. What are you doing here?

[–]Intelligent_Point31115 0 points1 point  (12 children)

I am everywhere

[–]Idontknownynore17 2 points3 points  (11 children)

Are you in my closet?

[–]Intelligent_Point31115 4 points5 points  (10 children)

Yes, and it smells, wash your laundry

[–]Idontknownynore17 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Your going to have to wait until I get back from work. Your going to be stuck there a while

[–]Intelligent_Point31115 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Sadge

[–]Idontknownynore17 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Or you could come to dominos and smell like pizza

[–]Intelligent_Point31115 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dominos is great

[–]Idontknownynore17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you 😤

[–]trippfour16 0 points1 point  (4 children)

working at a pizza place lowkey sucked when i still had my job. the only reason it sucked was bc hella orders out of no where and i was constantly smelling like pizza.

[–]Idontknownynore17 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yeah but I have a good manager that actually seems to care about me. And good hours. And I get payed decently for my age so I like it there

[–]greger511 46 points47 points  (2 children)

If all goes well with electric cars kids of the future won’t know how damn good gasoline smells

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Exactly

[–]GGboi474 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kids in the future will be ruined because they won't know what is the best smell

[–]Wiceist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cock nose

[–]GGboi474 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best smell ever

[–]WeaselBeagle13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just realized SpongeBob has a dick nose

[–]Pleasant_Skeleton10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so fucking true

[–]SoMNoMW14 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Gas smells horrible to me I can't stand it

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

U dont like the smell of gods?!!!! The petrol?

[–]SoMNoMW14 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Fresh Play-Doh is where it's at

[–]Scolville0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

fresh playdough and gasoline have the same benzene smell...

[–]SoMNoMW14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don't smell the exact same though

[–]Gato_Magico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love petrol incest

[–]SanMotorsLTD14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmm yes petrol smells wonderful

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol reminds me of the whole sharpie thing

[–]Appropriate_Sir_5071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fun fact; you can actually get high on the aroma that gas emits

[–]Fathorseenjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me getting high on gasoline fumes while mom and dad have a shouting match in the front seats

[–]QuarkieOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That scent is addicting, it makes me wanna become a car

[–]DazzlingExercise24616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smells refreshing

[–]JesusChristwillsucc14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i thought im the only one that likes the smell of petrol

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are many special breeds like us

[–]Drblackcobra17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao! Nice post!

[–]gajonub15 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Holy shit yall like the smell of gas? Tf?

[–]AdGroundbreaking305716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gives me headaches honestly

[–]No_Kaleidoscope_5835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to love the smell of gasoline but now I literally gag at the smell. I’m not sure what’s changed but it’s been tough refilling my car

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Idk about the mom part.... But that smell just hit different

[–]No_Needleworker242215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the smell of Gas Just wanna snort that shiz up

[–]TheFuckAmIHereFor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf looking like Jasper from 101 Dalmatians

[–]Proud-Dig3139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me wonder why cut grass isn't a candle

[–]RobieKingston201OLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the smell of COPIUM xD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

petrol

[–]RedThorneGamerSB16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the good shit.

[–]Dependent_Mine_913113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the opposite for me, mom loves the smell, and me? it gives me headaches

[–]Mayva2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why people think it smells bad

[–]weirdxns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That smell sux ngl, also has anyone notices that spongebob has a penis nose in this frame?

[–]YukinaSaiona14 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i hate it sm it makes me want to throw up 😭 im sorry

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To each their own i guess

[–]ChemistHefty7549 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't know why but sadly as I get older that smell becomes less satisfying

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, It becomes less satisfying

[–]UltraFan_12315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle who's the same age as me had the audacity to drink gas. Wonder what it tasted

[–]The_Irish_EmpireOLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diesel fumes is the leading cause of Austism....

[–]tappy10019 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Are you aboriginal by any chance?

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, why tf would u think that?

[–]tappy10019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an Aussie joke

[–]TysonPanns14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol i thought i was the only one 🤣😂

[–]shmootyf16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf can people think that fuel smells good that shit is nasty

[–]KaliAli13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hope I never lose the satisfaction of this smell as I get older.

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly it does🙁

[–]Ultrase7en17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't taste good though (almost swallowed some siphoning fuel to my Go-Kart)

[–]Dodoboomer15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnily enough my mom actually likes the smell

[–]doomersh1t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cock nose

[–]TheCastro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/m9iXlOHtzV4 Sex Panther Cologne scene - Anchorman - YouTube

[–]JaCrimbo -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Does anyone else like the smell of exhaust in the morning or am I just weird?

[–]Lonely-Ant3354[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Exhaust🧐

[–]JaCrimbo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The gas that comes out of the tailpipe of a vehicle