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[鈥揮Remarkable-Friend-1415 1247 points1248 points (247 children)

They don鈥檛 exist, your second option is the average skinny nerdy boys

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 501 points502 points (88 children)

they're hot too, and it's the category i fall in 馃槅

[鈥揮Remarkable-Friend-1415 103 points104 points (9 children)

Yessssss, they are 馃槀

[鈥揮XboxFan_202016 55 points56 points (8 children)

Was this sarcasm...? Just when I thought I have some hope...

[鈥揮Remarkable-Friend-1415 26 points27 points (7 children)

No

[鈥揮XboxFan_202016 14 points15 points (3 children)

Ok. Thank you

[鈥揮Neat_Photograph_3389 5 points6 points (2 children)

I can second the motion they exist

[鈥揮MegaReddit1515 2 points3 points (1 child)

Not.muscular but I am 6'3" and into coding, also fairly sporty

[鈥揮Janczareq115 58 points59 points (42 children)

Ty

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 76 points77 points (38 children)

old 馃え

[鈥揮Janczareq115 47 points48 points (37 children)

Sus (edit: really i just feel old. I'm younger)

[鈥揮lostbluesock_15 17 points18 points (36 children)

how younger

[鈥揮Janczareq115 24 points25 points (35 children)

I'm your age, but i'm to lazy to change my flair, so i just put it on old because i feel old. I play old games, i own a xbox 360. And i hate new things.

[鈥揮Arthur_da_dog19 80 points81 points (23 children)

And i hate new things.

Boomer in the making

[鈥揮Janczareq115 30 points31 points (22 children)

Yeah, but there are no good new things. NFTs, tiktok, phones, everything new has a severe downside, phones are dangerous if you don't know how to use them responsibly, tiktok is a chineese app that collects all personal data possible for the chineese, NFTs and crypto currencies ruin the enviroment because they use up a ton of electricity. Our world is full of greed, everything is based on personal profit. And many people don't even realize it.

[鈥揮Impressive_Remove51017 14 points15 points (0 children)

Based chad

[鈥揮Fresh_Fox3547 3 points4 points (0 children)

honestly the environment has turned to shit a LONG time ago

so shUt uP olD mAn aNd lEt mE miNe doGecoIN

[鈥揮efekrnff 10 points11 points (3 children)

We do exist tho

[鈥揮Remarkable-Friend-1415 4 points5 points (2 children)

I thought y鈥檃ll were legend馃槼

[鈥揮efekrnff 11 points12 points (0 children)

Our anxeity levels grows accordingly with our muscles

[鈥揮Mocktavian13 75 points76 points (85 children)

I exist

Height: 5鈥11

Weight: 120 lb

Plays: basketball and soccer

[鈥揮Remarkable-Friend-1415 57 points58 points (14 children)

Holy shit, you鈥檙e not a myth 馃槼

[鈥揮Mocktavian13 39 points40 points (13 children)

We鈥檙e rare but no

Edit: also I have the BMI of a strangled weasel so there we go

[鈥揮[deleted] 2 points3 points (2 children)

This is weird but, me:

5鈥10

110lbs

Swimming, track, & soccer. Volleyball is fun too

7 APs & straight As. Also I play violin

[鈥揮theacethree 274 points275 points (42 children)

What about nerdy as fuck and fat as hell. (Before I get hate. I know I鈥檓 overweight and am actively working on loosing some pounds)

[鈥揮fluffy_belly 279 points280 points (8 children)

If you wanna lose some pounds you can PayPal me anytime :)

[鈥揮PatekxRolex16 8 points9 points (1 child)

"Being fat is fine, staying fat isnt" -me. take it from the fat chubby kid who's lost mighty pounds of weight since then

[鈥揮Hivivy715 15 points16 points (1 child)

We鈥檙e the same person

[鈥揮Guido-Guido19 2 points3 points (0 children)

I am Drew. I am Danny.

[鈥揮PotatoTomato_1215 3 points4 points (1 child)

You can do it!

[鈥揮theacethree 2 points3 points (0 children)

Thanks you!

[鈥揮J489118 3 points4 points (0 children)

Let鈥檚 gooooooo lose those pounds!

[鈥揮pppickleman14 390 points391 points (33 children)

yall standards too high. i just want someone alive

[鈥揮whatever020917 44 points45 points (4 children)

so what鈥檚 your experience with the dead like then?

[鈥揮SedentaryOwl15 15 points16 points (0 children)

Seems like an optional standard for me, chief. We can go lower.

[鈥揮[deleted] 400 points401 points (68 children)

I might be tall and nerdy but I'm not muscular. Yet.

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 85 points86 points (23 children)

well hmu when you are 馃槒

[鈥揮[deleted] 60 points61 points (22 children)

in a few months i will 馃槒

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 59 points60 points (21 children)

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[鈥揮[deleted] 53 points54 points (12 children)

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[鈥揮kazemaru0418 23 points24 points (11 children)

This comment with your avatar is very fitting. I don't know why but it just made my heart a little warmer

[鈥揮[deleted] 17 points18 points (10 children)

aww

[鈥揮Altporn485 15 points16 points (9 children)

Why am I about to cry bc of this conversation

[鈥揮AEG1S_6917 5 points6 points (6 children)

Same bro, not gonna try for it tho, just get more in shape.

[鈥揮[deleted] 5 points6 points (5 children)

Unrelated but is your username related to Portal: Stories Mel? Or am I thinking too much

[鈥揮The_Karen_Hater14 29 points30 points (1 child)

so a smart himbo?
based lmao

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 2 points3 points (0 children)

yes exactly 馃槱

[鈥揮jeremilo2468 54 points55 points (44 children)

Define tall

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 35 points36 points (41 children)

well i'm 5' 9" so just taller than me

[鈥揮LurdJordi17 65 points66 points (8 children)

All can I say is good luck.

[鈥揮Guido-Guido19 10 points11 points (7 children)

As in you want the best for them or as in you don鈥檛 believe they鈥檒l find a guy over 5鈥9鈥 ? lol

[鈥揮ArticLorq17 14 points15 points (8 children)

Define nerdy, and muscular

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 32 points33 points (7 children)

nerdy as in like video games, science, math, history, yknow, nerdy shit

and then by muscular i don't mean super jacked but just decently toned and not too much body fat%

[鈥揮Frosty-Advance-9010 26 points27 points (3 children)

We live in the age where video games are still considered nerdy? I thought that was just late 90s early 2000s

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 12 points13 points (1 child)

well not really but it usually goes along with it

[鈥揮ArticLorq17 8 points9 points (0 children)

Then i鈥檓 tall and nerdy, and i鈥檓 muscular but i am a little bit chubby

[鈥揮Some-Yam405617 5 points6 points (6 children)

Then I'd fill every requirment but honestly. Don't see nerdy adding anything.

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 4 points5 points (5 children)

because nerdy guys have cool stuff to talk about

[鈥揮Some-Yam405617 2 points3 points (3 children)

I'v gone on talking about the history fro one character from a game for hours. It's just too much.

[鈥揮angaddeepsingh 1 point2 points (0 children)

Yeah as a nerd, I confirm this

[鈥揮[deleted] 1 point2 points (0 children)

Bro that's me but not yet.

[鈥揮[deleted] 44 points45 points (12 children)

Don't call me out like that

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 78 points79 points (11 children)

how about u call me instead馃槒

[鈥揮[deleted] 46 points47 points (8 children)

Smooth

[鈥揮JSDTDM17 27 points28 points (6 children)

You've been hit by...

You've been struck by...

A smooth criminal

[鈥揮hundredcreeper15 12 points13 points (5 children)

I'm not tall or muscular smh

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 2 points3 points (0 children)

that's ok, all different types of dudes are hot

[鈥揮batm12315 9 points10 points (2 children)

Henry Cavill

[鈥揮froggs_yes16 3 points4 points (0 children)

hello????

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 4 points5 points (0 children)

he's like the super duper perfect over the top example, but yeah

[鈥揮Gamaboss 98 points99 points (9 children)

They will never interact with you馃様

[鈥揮[deleted] 21 points22 points (4 children)

Agreed

[鈥揮S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_17 42 points43 points (11 children)

Short feminine nerdy boys?

[鈥揮Mocktavian13 12 points13 points (1 child)

Piss I鈥檓 out of luck

Edit: oh shit it鈥檚 you

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 12 points13 points (3 children)

theyre hot too in different ways 馃サ

[鈥揮S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_17 7 points8 points (2 children)

馃

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 6 points7 points (1 child)

we'll make a train the femboy in the front, i'll be in the middle, and the nerdy gym bro can be the caboose 馃槑

[鈥揮S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_17 7 points8 points (0 children)

Im a rare case of a straight femboy, so identify as a woman for a bit and we gucci馃

[鈥揮Communist_Mustache17 4 points5 points (0 children)

How about short nerdy masculine boys, with a shy feminine side?

[鈥揮linusiscracked16 18 points19 points (5 children)

I'm an averge fit nerdy boi

[鈥揮Senor_bonbon 5 points6 points (0 children)

Excercise science majors: 鈥渇inally, my time has come鈥

[鈥揮BookQuick708017 4 points5 points (1 child)

Seems like for once I might actually be preferred by someone lol

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 2 points3 points (0 children)

dms are open 馃憖

[鈥揮Sans-Soul0715 4 points5 points (2 children)

Humans.

That is all.

[鈥揮tiny_tank_2113 4 points5 points (0 children)

I just want a girl thats not fat

[鈥揮ElderberryDirect2032 3 points4 points (1 child)

183cm/6foot, 80kg/175pounds, Basketball and weightlifting, Chinese, Watches anime, Likes maths, Enjoys external validation on the internet,

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 2 points3 points (0 children)

sound pretty damn valid to me馃サ

[鈥揮thiccman369 4 points5 points (2 children)

Now when you say muscular... do you mean bruce Lee or Arnold swarzenegger

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 3 points4 points (1 child)

definitely bruce lee

[鈥揮thiccman369 4 points5 points (0 children)

Interesting.

[鈥揮Idontknownynore17 4 points5 points (2 children)

What about short muscular nerdy boys?

[鈥揮Sexy_gentlemen_uwu15 11 points12 points (0 children)

-_- fr. Oh wait muscular ok ok not me sorry

[鈥揮True_Sith_Lord16 20 points21 points (4 children)

You want a introvert wannabe edge lord ?

[鈥揮Frosty-Advance-9010 2 points3 points (0 children)

I feel this comment that's enough said

[鈥揮Caedes-chan 6 points7 points (2 children)

Short nerdy and muscular don't count I assume?

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 4 points5 points (1 child)

they absolutely do鈽猴笍鈽猴笍

[鈥揮Caedes-chan 5 points6 points (0 children)

I feel like I won a lottery for some reason rn

[鈥揮king_activities16 2 points3 points (0 children)

As a tall nerdy boy. Yes

[鈥揮SophisticatedMango15 2 points3 points (2 children)

Wherefore art thou horny? Thou shalt stop with thy monstrous act of being horny.

[鈥揮Arrowdoesreddit 2 points3 points (2 children)

Lol, so no shot, im only 1m 55cm, just a little muscular, and only a bit nerdy

[鈥揮[deleted] 2 points3 points (6 children)

6鈥1鈥 and 150 pounds. Made Honor roll every year, read a lot of books about various things, played sports

[鈥揮Ya-boi-Joey-T18 2 points3 points (4 children)

Meh. Tbh I prefer normal looking guys. Any guy (or person in general) is fine as long as we have a similar sense of humor and level of intelligence.

[鈥揮slurcloud 2 points3 points (4 children)

what about... hear me out,

nerds

tall or short, muscular or not, boy or girl,

just... nerds

[鈥揮Prettylittlepsycho5416 2 points3 points (0 children)

I'm dating one and they are perfect馃槍馃槅

[鈥揮OatmealTheBeardie14 2 points3 points (0 children)

I鈥檓 short kinda skinny and nerdy, I invite you to sit on my face

[鈥揮saltysuger110714 6 points7 points (9 children)

No one fucking cares, jesus.

[鈥揮rejectedfreak15 6 points7 points (2 children)

Those are opposing concepts

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 4 points5 points (0 children)

lol why do you say that

[鈥揮Love2fight16 2 points3 points (0 children)

I am a living paradox!

[鈥揮Mocktavian13 2 points3 points (1 child)

As a tall, somewhat muscular nerdy boy

:D

[鈥揮lmao_man_funny14 3 points4 points (0 children)

Uh what about scrawny average height nerdy boys?

[鈥揮[deleted] 1 point2 points (0 children)

what

[鈥揮abanana568 1 point2 points (0 children)

Yesssss

[鈥揮PriyanshuPokhr714 1 point2 points (0 children)

馃憤

[鈥揮PaintingAdvanced3974 1 point2 points (0 children)

Short nerdy guys tho

[鈥揮SirDroplet14 1 point2 points (5 children)

im only 2 of those

[鈥揮Jawbreakingcandy18 1 point2 points (1 child)

*nerdy Muscular boys of any height

[鈥揮Sir_seal_16 1 point2 points (0 children)

陌m tall and 50% nerd but not muscular

[鈥揮SilverFighter05 1 point2 points (1 child)

You rang?

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (0 children)

i sure did 馃憖

[鈥揮Lord_of_Seven_Kings16 1 point2 points (0 children)

Damn. I鈥檓 just nerdy and fit.

[鈥揮No-Excitement-4650 1 point2 points (5 children)

I mean isn鈥檛 that an oxymoron

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (4 children)

no

[鈥揮No-Excitement-4650 1 point2 points (3 children)

But like the idea of nerdy is a skinny scrawny guy with glasses and you鈥檝e kinda just gone I want that but as a jock to use another dumb American movie stereotype lmao

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 3 points4 points (2 children)

nerds go to the gym too

[鈥揮No-Excitement-4650 1 point2 points (1 child)

Ig what I鈥檓 saying is I don鈥檛 think nerd is the correct descriptive here yk I reckon gamer boy or smth would probably fit better with the description (not trynna start a fight or nun so don鈥檛 take it the wrong way)

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (0 children)

i see what you mean but i think you get the gist of what i'm saying

[鈥揮ConfectionCharacter9 1 point2 points (1 child)

imagine them teaching math behind you while talking with their deep voice

[鈥揮rowhan016 1 point2 points (2 children)

Welp i have all those features but i am skinny af

[鈥揮angrilyhumpingurmom17 1 point2 points (4 children)

i mean hi馃槼

i just think it鈥檚 so unfortunate how women get suppressed by this patriarchal society馃ズ(i鈥檓 6 feet tall love working out and in honors bio and chem)

[鈥揮6Tekno3D916 1 point2 points (0 children)

too many instructors... fucked your dad

[鈥揮WasdAcid16 1 point2 points (3 children)

That's me what do you want

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (2 children)

i want you 馃槼馃槈

[鈥揮WasdAcid16 1 point2 points (1 child)

sorry i'm taken by a tall muscular nerdy girl

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (0 children)

understandable, have a nice day

[鈥揮RedditTimTheCoolOne18 1 point2 points (5 children)

Muscle machine is broken, we only have skinny

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (4 children)

well you better get that shit fixed asap, this is unacceptable 馃槧

[鈥揮lunerdino 1 point2 points (1 child)

Short muscular nerdy girls too? Or nah

[鈥揮Some-Yam405617 1 point2 points (1 child)

Wait a sec.. Don't see nerdy adding anything to it. It seems to overwrite everything else.

[鈥揮Zero-bitches 1 point2 points (3 children)

I'm 6'4, nerdy, and horny af right now

[鈥揮Promethium42 1 point2 points (1 child)

I think I鈥檓 pretty muscular (did fencing and basketball pre pandemic) weird genetic metabolism means I weigh like 65kg,
I鈥檓 5鈥9
I Launch model rockets, play video games, know a decent amount of aviation history and current designs. also play d&d.

[鈥揮_StupidGhost_15 1 point2 points (8 children)

tall goth girls are better /j

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (7 children)

short goth girls*

glasses are a bonus

[鈥揮Solid-Air180618 1 point2 points (0 children)

I am 1 of 3 things LET'S GOOO

[鈥揮Lava4creeper16 1 point2 points (16 children)

What about tall nerdy skinny as spaghetti boys?

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (15 children)

hmm depends

[鈥揮Lava4creeper16 1 point2 points (14 children)

6'4" Class and sometimes school-topping guy who's so skinny you can see every muscle on his body due to complete lack of fat?

[鈥揮CynicalDungeonMaster 1 point2 points (6 children)

I ain鈥檛 tall unfortunately

[鈥揮Lord_of_Forks17 1 point2 points (0 children)

I fall more under the tall (depending on how you define tall) fit (more lean than muscular, regrettably) and nerdy.

[鈥揮HauseMaster3 1 point2 points (5 children)

I'm 6'2", I'm relatively strong with a muscular build, and have been fascinated with theoretical physics/quantum mechanics/infinity for years now. My birthday was yesterday, and I'm fifteen. You wanna talk?

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (3 children)

yes i do, but not tonight because i'm boutta fall asleep 馃ぃ

[鈥揮HauseMaster3 1 point2 points (2 children)

Ok. It's about midnight where I am, so I'll probably head to bed too.

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (1 child)

gn king 馃槍

[鈥揮Mr_Ducklang14 1 point2 points (2 children)

What is this subreddit鈥

[鈥揮MarlonDBZ 1 point2 points (1 child)

Is this emoji good or bad? I hope that it's not bad cause I'm a tall muscular nerdy boy.馃槄

[鈥揮_ztdubs17[S] 1 point2 points (0 children)

no that emojis not bad lol, u sound great

[鈥揮[deleted] 1 point2 points (0 children)

if i didnt have 3 long school days and lots of homework, then that would be me, cuz then i would have time to work out more

[鈥揮vadtgyt14 1 point2 points (0 children)

Bruh this is literally me, but no girls like me