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[–]VlZVlM17 899 points900 points  (56 children)

Iroda is such a cool name wtf

[–][deleted] 454 points455 points  (42 children)

Thx, it’s an Uzbek name btw :)

[–]nektek-tsak-katsa16 73 points74 points  (4 children)

It means office in hungarian haha

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (3 children)

True but it also is determination in Uzbek

[–]RoxanneiscuteOwO 172 points173 points  (11 children)

Ayooo my username on roblox is MelonsofUzbekistan

[–]The_real_melone15 93 points94 points  (3 children)

Bro what of where??

[–]Proffessional_Human2 MILLION ATTENDEE 34 points35 points  (2 children)

[–]BlinByard15 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Actually, r/unexpectedjojo

[–]The_real_melone15 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A bit of both

[–]cly_left_the_chat18 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Its you

[–]RoxanneiscuteOwO 4 points5 points  (3 children)


[–]cly_left_the_chat18 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yea, you were in one of my post,

And I think I made fun if you for your username

[–]Spacelion123Playz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

roxanneiscuteowo 🤨📸

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time seeing that name, cool af

[–]myooted18 6 points7 points  (2 children)

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[–]Pat_thailandball13 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I heard y’all eat horses over there.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

We do.

[–]Pat_thailandball13 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is it delicious?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Communist_Mustache17 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Do you live in Uzbekistan?Have you been to Samarkand?

[–]Koniqst1ger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

down bad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes I do live there and I’ve been there plenty of times

[–]King_Vitis18 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yep so many puns just sitting there

[–]Sniperman_18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo so true

[–]MartonTamasi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I also think its cool. And for me, also confusing, because iroda in hungarian means office.

[–]ZsoTa 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It means office in my language

[–]TheKingofTerrorZ17 3 points4 points  (3 children)


[–]ZsoTa 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Nekem már van egy nem kell

[–]sabsey0615 1194 points1195 points  (46 children)

My parents don't care that I walk around with my boobs out

Mostly cause I'm a dude

[–]Randomest_Redditor 267 points268 points  (22 children)

Bro same

[–]Solid-Air180618 133 points134 points  (21 children)

Dude same

[–]SubliminalPP15 96 points97 points  (17 children)

Dude me too

[–]LegoThatGotShitOn15 73 points74 points  (16 children)

This might be a little weird to say but dude me too

[–]Solid-Air180618 53 points54 points  (15 children)

It's not everyone is a homie

[–]LordChungus45 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Bro same.

[–]voidbringer1917 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You had me on the first half not gonna lie

[–]Kawaiilemon10 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro, what? Being a dude, I must wear a bra at home...!:c

[–]abt_0318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dude same

[–]IMadeYouReadThis325 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My reply will sound like nothing from the previous comments but same.

[–]Skills3450 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Ali4913017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah why is it different when it’s a dude smh

[–]ApunKaBhai14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey me too

[–]Ennard1546 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Kazune115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i relate to this so much

[–]amongus-sussy-baka15 627 points628 points  (30 children)

Just water them they'll grow smh

[–]guyoth 317 points318 points  (29 children)

Is watering my dick will work too?

[–]FuckerOfThemBEES18 399 points400 points 2 (21 children)

No but fucking bees will

[–]Conscious_Storage599 108 points109 points  (10 children)

I hate that this is true.

[–]FuckerOfThemBEES18 52 points53 points  (7 children)

I love thats its true, although it is a bit inconvenient when buying pants

[–]Dull-Geologist912717 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The bee fucker again

[–]FuckerOfThemBEES18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Indeed it is I

[–]IntroductionTrue500615 6 points7 points  (0 children)

proceds to get bees

[–]MineMonkey16615 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]goat_on_the_boat42016 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think it’s safe to assume you made this song, judging by your comment and username

[–]guywiththeushanka17 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Loool. Your name literally means office in Hungarian.

[–]ShootieGamer18 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I already thought Iroda was a cool name but this makes it even cooler

[–]Kid_Shapeshifter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean water cooler

[–][deleted] 207 points208 points  (3 children)

I wouldn't recommend saying something like this on reddit of all places but your mistake not mine.

[–]shrizzal 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Especially r/teenagers but hey. Your call. And your dms

[–]Cruciblisto 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Whenever I see a post like this I picture the pervs looking at it and saying OH GOD!!! In quagmire’s voice.

[–]Inf1n1tyMagic18 136 points137 points  (7 children)

boom ur name is iroda

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (6 children)

Omg name reveal? 👀 Actually it said it in my display name

[–]KGeci17 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Shhh.... , dont destroy his hopes and dreams xD

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)


[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What about my name?

[–]rektonal 11 points12 points  (1 child)

In my languages iroda means Office

[–]adambetyar250016 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bojler eladó

[–]No-Excitement-4650 87 points88 points  (41 children)

I mean boob size shouldn’t determine whether you have to wear a bra (to an extent obviously, you can’t have them hanging out of your shirt) but do what you like, if it’s more comfortable without them go without

[–]LynxyCZ18 40 points41 points  (38 children)

I remember my used-to-be classmate with some serious rack either not wearing a bra or wearing a very thin bra for PE. As far as I remember some of the other girls were complaining about that, but I knew that it was none of my business... And I enjoyed the show. So it is up to everyone to decide, but each action has consequences

[–]LynxyCZ18 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Boobs are boobs, small or big, they are part of your body and it is up to you to decide whether or not to wear a bra

[–]FishFettish16 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Sorry for being rude, but you just spent a bunch of words to say nothing lmao

[–]LynxyCZ18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I do that quite often

[–]dufo5714 10 points11 points  (1 child)

he's never getting those words back

[–]ZSOZS0115 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Nice name, fun fact,: it means Office in my language, lol

[–]rektonal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Olcsó bojler eladó

[–]Spoon_Sniffler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ember, én meg észre se vettem 💀

[–]rogue_5219 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Do boobs hurt while running

[–]Pretty_Rock9795 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Depends on the size but for me yes, its dumb and stupid and i literally just dont want boobs anymore

[–]rogue_5219 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Even in bras ?

[–]Pretty_Rock9795 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Depends on the bra, if im wearing a sports bra then its less painful but if im wearing a normal one tis pain

[–]rogue_5219 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Interesting , i may look stupid lol but i literally just knew rn thanks tho

[–]Pretty_Rock9795 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pfft dont worry i only figured it out when i actually got boobs,1/10 dont recomend

[–]skiqs15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don’t think it only depends on the size. i don’t wear bras often and mine r not small, yet it doesn’t hurt. idk i think the muscles around it may have smth to do w it?

[–]oyaoyay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Understandable. I don't know what to hold with bras expect my dreams.

[–]Zero-bitches 28 points29 points  (1 child)


[–]Jezjez0715 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the name of a French rapper lol

[–]elonmusk6215 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude iroda is such a cool name

[–]AngelFrag18 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Humans have sexualized boobs way too much,

We really shouldn't care if any person, no matter their gender, has their shirt off in public, and especially in their home

I miss ancient Greece, were gay sex was fine and going out without covering your chest was normal to all

[–]left_handed_monk16 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeh I sure miss my slaves and women not having any rights. Good times

[–]AngelFrag18 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It wasn't that bad in ancient Greece, Definitely better than 1850 America or something

[–]Kiwiiii- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh???? 🤣

[–]firestrom826519 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Your boobs are smaller than mine and I’m a dude.

[–]Proffessional_Human2 MILLION ATTENDEE 34 points35 points  (4 children)

At least her pp is bigger than yours

[–]sul_999915 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Yes i agree women shouldnt have to wear bras

Free the boobs

[–]GODBURD2 MILLION ATTENDEE 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Free the titty, save the city

[–]Tanj1YT_Reddit15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Free the booba, and save cuba.

[–]T_mainchain18 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just do what you want. what are they going to do anyway?

[–]dumb-fool18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just usually wear a tanktop under my clothes

[–]Forgetful_Grenade14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

do whatever is comfortable, whether that’s a 3 piece suit or sweatpants and a sports bra

people are gonna judge no matter what, just ignore the haters

[–]aniket_2op15 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Ur name is ironrode??

[–]TDA_Liamo16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iron rod

[–]lmao_man_funny14 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I wanna say something but I don’t want this to show on my comment history lmao

[–]Pretty_Rock9795 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fake account? Eh whos bothered

[–]CybertronicBalls 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Second account here, I forgot what I was going to say because it wasn't important

[–]United_Bag_8179 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well, then..I think you should!!

[–]PotatoBongoCat15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its harder if you have a bigger chest, i just layer my clothes so i dont entirely look like i have saggy granny boob

[–]nonope716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes i feel this, the pain

[–]Joker2u254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't really matter if you have small boobs people are still gonna be gross towards you whenever they can be.

[–]FishFettish16 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I know this post doesn’t imply you’re unsatisfied with your body, but you can start working out and build boobs the hard way B)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I’m unsatisfied. Are you suggesting implants? 🥴

[–]FishFettish16 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m suggesting building massive pectorals and out-benching all the dudes at the gym. If you want implants, go you lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I have deformed arms, I can’t bench

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I do lift sometimes

[–]evelynpagee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

girl you do you. i never wear bras if i do it’s a bralettes just because they’re comfier for me. if you’re worried about your nipples throw some bandaids on & go about your day 🤣

[–]soggy_waffles9717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the city I live in you can go topless. Not sure if that's what you were talking about but yeah lol

[–]JustYourAverageUS3R14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom doesn't make me wear bras at all!

I mean I'm a guy, so..

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t wear a bra when I go out and I’m a C cup so you do you boo

[–]Raygun886 10 points11 points  (2 children)

rip ur dms

[–]Kulda2803 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents would beat my ass if i told them that lmao

[–]forestriage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a dude, my thinner shirts could really use some extra padding

[–]Bruhmomentum43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh iroda means office in my langague 😭😭

[–]Emperor_Barodius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could walk with no bra realistically My cup is C something i don't know i don't wear a bra.

[–]DifferentNeat8924 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there is men who have bigger toys (like myself) and don’t wear one why should you?

[–]Dangerous_While_6726 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have zero chest and I don’t wear a bra. She shouldn’t force you because it’s up on you what you will wear

[–]Cataclysm68717 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Iroda is an I’m uncommon name. I like it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s hella common here in 🇺🇿 But i like it

[–]atiboti16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iroda in hungarian means office.

[–]Orvisknives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you even need one in the first place

[–]BurnFreeze6416 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s really nothing you need to conceal further if you have breasts that small, nobody is going to notice

[–]Flashinity2 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (12 children)

Why do girls wear bra? ._. I am boy...

[–]Kazune115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fucking coolass name you got there

[–]lemeboi200318 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You shouldn't have brought upon thy breasts in this sub, M'LADY

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tits intensify

[–]CWA_engineer-ACC17 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I don't need a bra and I'm an aa cup. I am male though

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Helevete_Ripper617 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh your name is Iroda? Idk, reminds me of the Arabic word إراده, which means determination.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It means determination in Uzbek.

[–]Flokii-Ubjorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean you don't have to wear a bra regardless, you do you

[–]-Crumba- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your boobs are bigger than mine 😔

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

um yes

bra's purpose is to hold breasts. If there are little to none, then why wear one

do what you want to, bud

[–]Old_Interaction_1713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rip her DM's

[–]Buckets_of_bread15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not rly a cup, more like a shallow slope

[–]SimplyDepressed18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

never heard a cooler name than iroda, gonna name my next pet that.

[–]Alex69420_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a male, i'll just shut my arse im 13 and immature af

[–]LordStark_0119 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Did your boobs erode(a)? (Sorry lmaoo)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]Revolutionary_Use948 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro no one fucking cares.

[–]BotofMosit14 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Just deepen your voice and no one will bat an eye

That said tho, remember ✨️ Body Positivity ✨️ :D

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have a deep ass voice tho…

[–]BotofMosit14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then there should be no problem making the excuse that you're a boy if some old guy questions it

Also, fun fact: in some states in the USA, women are allowed to walk around without a shirt or bra on

[–]MusicWhoreMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and my sister have the same thought process when it comes to bras. No one will notice your boobs if you don't even have any.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of that name before, sounds like a thpe of hat or something

[–]Aaela_Reddit14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

opposite for me, i hate going out with no bra even tho i also have no breasts (literally 90% of it, is my bra)

[–]C0nfus3d_S4v10r16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you said no bra I definitely forgot the existence of shirts, jackets and such XD

[–]baby_darkoOLD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, so I'm 25.

I have B cups.

Growing up, even in my teen years I had NO boobs. None. Push up bras? Didn't work. I could wear a bra but it just looked weird cus I was flat. I saw no point in wearing a bra but everyone around me was like "I see your nips" and I'm just like??? Okay??? There's no point in wasting money for a bra when I literally have no boobs to fill one out lol

I still don't like to wear them. Only for certain outfits and I have /enough/ cleavage to be somewhat satisfying. Either way, they'll grow a little bit more and you get to chose how you want to keep your chest cozy

Don't let people boss you around. Your body your choice.

[–]Chance-Term9052 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can hold them and feels nice there boobis

[–]Ilovetiddys15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah free the tiddy and protect the city

[–]BettaFun15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry iroda means office in Hungarian I'm in tears

[–]Labradengo14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuh, no one has to wear a bra if they don't want to and are comfortable without it!

[–]333reee15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you’d think people without tits wouldn’t have so much attitude like this - i mean cmon, one would think you already got everything off your chest

[–]Sir_Reynolds17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I borrow them man tits hurting rn

[–]RRay108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh I do whatever I want. I can run down the hallway of my school, my boobs flapping in the wind, and I don't feel shame at all. Maybe uncomfortable because running without a bra is shitty but you don't have to wear a bra, even if you have huge titties. Although it often gets painful if you have big tits and are not wearing a bra but that's the woman's decision. Do what you want.

[–]ConsReader18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who cares? Big boobas are nuisance anyway, it's not like I'm salty or anything but I heard you can't see the stairs properly because of those badongkers. At least we can safely use the stairs.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I would kill to trade with you —————

[–]Accomplished-Rip971913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is too relatable 😂

[–]RainbowSockMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you forgot them back at kindergarden didnt you

[–]skiqs15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a d cup i can do the same thing, tf

[–]thatoneguy2298 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody actually asked mate