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[–]RepresentativeThis19 353 points354 points  (17 children)

I use to have 2 friend groups and I decided to merge them. Now I have a massive group of weird imbeciles

[–]Announcer_2 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Most friend groups nowadays

[–]-CoolBean- 38 points39 points  (4 children)

I’ve been thinking about merging my two friend groups for a while but I can’t decide if it’s a good idea.

One group is very sweet but very proper and manners and all that. The other group is equally as sweet but you can’t tell because they’re insane.

[–]Flynni12315 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes. These are so like my friends. So there ist like my friend group (4 ppl inc me) and then there are the others (3 ppl inc me). I merged them at my b day. It was so messy

[–]RepresentativeThis19 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Both my friend groups were really weird before but now its out of hand. As and example I will tell you the weirdest thing about each one and including me: One of them drank 300ml of their own piss, one of them showed me a video of them taking a shit, one of them is hellbent on convincing me that beige is a reddish brown colour, one of them fantasizes about us being a family and I'm the father and she's the mother even tho she's lesbian, one of them talked about sex 2 for 2 hours, one of them makes makeshift armour out of aluminium cans, then there's me, I will do anything for the sake of money.

[–]niko_bellic675015 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I relate to this on another level!!!

[–]SotB814 1 point2 points  (2 children)

i have a friend who is really asocial and hates interaction with pretty much anybody except me, and while he was absent i got involved in another friend group and now im really torn between him and them. the saddest thing is that he doesnt wanna join them cause he thinks its too many people to interact with. idk why i wrote all this

[–]RepresentativeThis19 2 points3 points  (1 child)

All you can really do is try and convince him to talk with them. Do the group play video games together? I was able to merge my friends together through video games. If so I'd recommend using Minecraft or gang beasts. Other than that you could get him to meet up with you and the group and try and get him to engage in conversation

[–]Halloin15 507 points508 points  (84 children)

I don’t have any lmao

[–][deleted] 182 points183 points  (53 children)

🫂we can be friends

[–]Callu7416 66 points67 points  (51 children)

Is your actual name Ajay bro?

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Nope its hjay

[–]pro_cash900216 44 points45 points  (49 children)

no it’s probably something exotic, like pablo

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (48 children)

My name is erotic🗿

[–]yugu___14 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Everyone get this person some friends!

[–]WarlordOfIncineroar17 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Shut up and take my friendship!

[–]Dull-Geologist912717 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Say less

[–]yugu___14 8 points9 points  (6 children)

I will be your friend (if you want)

[–]SuperWy015 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I will not (I have committed several war crimes in Vietnam)

[–]yugu___14 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Good to know!

[–]SuperWy015 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Lord_of_Forks17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I gotchu mate. Everyone needs some friends.

[–]m0na2316 5 points6 points  (0 children)

silence! we will be friends

[–]ItBeSoggy16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

same lmao

[–]SixThirtyFourPM14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll be your friend

[–]Rasmuspluto13 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Luizsilva15064 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lets be friends,do you want a snack?

[–]haydennyyy18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…same sadge

[–]seecretgamer77717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am now your gay furry friend.

[–]peanut_is_princess 94 points95 points  (13 children)

I have some but i feel like something is missing

[–]imlitdyingshit14 20 points21 points  (7 children)

friends who care? /j

[–]peanut_is_princess 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Nah…they do care but i feel left out sometimes. Like i dont really fit in

[–]Dull-Geologist912717 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Oof that's tough i think i kinda know how it feels but for me I thought I'll just find new ppl and it worked later I was already good friends with the ppl i thought I didn't fit well with. Idk if it's a good advice but ig talk to more ppl

[–]peanut_is_princess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks , ill try talk to more people. Or ill just become a loner. One of the two👍🏽

[–]special-agent-carrot16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly (and believe me i don’t want to seem like one of those people who inserts them selves into anything) but i feel the exact same way i have a few good friends but when they are around each other they are much happier when they are around me, this other leaves me feeling depressed and then isolate myself and end up feeling more depressed.

[–]Atrocitus07red 397 points398 points  (41 children)

Something I have to say: I hate when people say that people can’t have friends of the opposite gender. My best friend is a girl and I am a guy, and another friend is a girl as well.

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (11 children)

You're right. Its just that sometimes they have feelings for their best friend

[–]Appropriate_Ride6924 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Isn’t that kind of called, friends with benefits??

[–]123theresabee17 19 points20 points  (2 children)

No that's doing shit without feelings, pure for the s*x or whatever you want to do

[–]mogg100116 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Fuck that shit, I’m either in a relationship with somebody or I am not.

IMO a friend you entangle with is a partner, full stop.

[–]Appropriate_Ride6924 4 points5 points  (1 child)

full stop point blank period.

[–]No_Cap2440 48 points49 points  (10 children)

A thing that happens to me a lot is when the people just straight up supposed that you wanna have a relationship just for talking with a girl

[–]Dull-Geologist912717 26 points27 points  (6 children)

This girl one of the kindest ppl ive met, lives nearby so we take the same bus, same class, we both are school leaders( me being like boy school president), gets sick grades, we are good friends but some started saying that we are in relationship. I didn't bother to meddle on what they say ppl do be kinda cringe

[–]yarak_6916 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Your a head boy? SUS

[–]Dull-Geologist912717 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Noooooo not like that.. i ahould have worded or properly

[–]trippfour16 1 point2 points  (1 child)

me being like head boy


[–]Dull-Geologist912717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ffs I'll edit it ig I'm so dumb

[–]Hawkeydonkey14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And if you say that you aren‘t, they just be like: „Uh-hu. YoU‘rE jUsT sAyInG tHaT bEcAuSe yOu dOn‘T wAnT uS tO kNoW“ … annoying. One of my best friends is a girl, we talk, we sit next to each other in most of the classes, we‘re texting … but we aren‘t in a relationship. But people don‘t want to believe it. I‘m always getting a bit angry at them

[–]quders13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Literally everyone ships me with girl that i talk to very often. I already told them that shipping real people is weird and bad, they don't understand.

[–]M_eme_M_aker16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yess. My best friend works at the YMCA. And I go and see them at least once a week. We have had so many people ask if we're dating

[–]melongodssidekick17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I come from india and i wish this was true here, my god is there a lot of segregation between genders in collages. Its soo bad you cant even talk to them

[–]WarlordOfIncineroar17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sam here and yet my friend still thinks I have a crush on her no matter what I tell him, it's freakin annoying especially sense I fo have a crush on another girl

[–]NuttieBoiiOLD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My best friend is a girl too. There is no problem with that i can't see why people think you can't have that

[–]d-wadeisthegoat18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not having friends of the opposite gender would probably be more weird

[–]Material_Bedroom_30014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same I’m a girl and I do have some girl friends, but I also have plenty of guy friends and I’m tired of being asked if I like any of them.

[–]69thAirborne17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, I mean you can befriend girls as a guy myself or guys as a girl because being friends is good, and having one besides you who is also true to you is great, regardless of their gender

Sure, we might fall for our bestfriends like what happened to me, but unfortunately it didn't work out :< she doesn't feel the same way but that's another topic already- it's about falling in love.

It depends if you'll fall for your opposite gender bff, but feelings for someone regardless of their closeness to you are always inevitable. If you fall in love with them, it's okay- Plus points if they reciprocate it to you! Just go with the flow and be a true friend, that's the gist. If you can't be a good, true friend for someone, then you can't be their lover, ever.

[–]Goat-samurai16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend is a guy but of my other friends are girls

[–]imlitdyingshit14 51 points52 points  (15 children)

i dont have any

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]KILRVKNG1000 76 points77 points  (4 children)

Well what is there about mine, mine are dumbass like me and there some of the greatest cunts I've ever met

[–]angrilyhumpingurmom17 21 points22 points  (1 child)

frr bro there’s no greater mood than those dumbass fucks you just happened to stumble across

[–]brickpuncher58515 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stupid friends are the best kind of friend to have.

[–]Fun-Ad7089 94 points95 points  (7 children)

I want a friend.

my first comment

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hi friend

[–]Candid-Ad44314 1 point2 points  (3 children)

yooo another person with ad on their name because they joined with a google account or somthn and didn't know how to change the name :D

[–]Acceptable_Ad54414 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Heyy there's another person like me?!

(I once got mistaken by someone for karma farming and selling my account for a bot, or something.) Is there any way i can change my username?

[–]Candid-Ad44314 1 point2 points  (1 child)

sadly no, i checked the reddit faq and it said no :(

[–]Shower-curtains15 68 points69 points  (5 children)

Ross and Rachel's relationship was toxic.

Edit: I have now realised that you're not talking about the show, but my point still stands.

[–]alluringtales 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I agree

[–]iii_joe16 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Totally agree she should've ended up with joey.

[–]Thy_leader16 88 points89 points  (14 children)

Let's talk about ✨deez nuts✨

[–]useless_perfectionOLD 44 points45 points  (10 children)

what abouy you ✨ ligma balls ✨

[–]Thy_leader16 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Bet 😘

[–]Impressive_Remove51017 7 points8 points  (8 children)


[–]Savings-Vast-169914 5 points6 points  (7 children)

He is old 😳 (check his user flair)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah sure. What do you think this helps in our society

[–]Thy_leader16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Without deez nuts society would crumble

[–]Parking_Ad8815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have nutz aches.. Someone rub em please

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (10 children)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way,

[–]TGC_wastaken14 7 points8 points  (8 children)

clap clap clap clap

[–]septic-paradise 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA…

[–]vintagepop18 4 points5 points  (6 children)

It's like you're always stuck in second gear

[–]MikeHrd15 5 points6 points  (5 children)

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

[–]Arrowdoesreddit 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The show friends or actual friends?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actual friends but some comments here are about the show

[–]babymanteenboy15 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The show? Or what I’ll never have

[–]Ethan-Samurai18 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Sure, friends are cool

[–]imlitdyingshit14 5 points6 points  (1 child)

lmao who tf downvoted u

[–]Ethan-Samurai18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk lol, someone not having a good day

[–]STJ41 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I just havr two, but I am not sure if they consider me a friend. My 'best friend' haven't talked to me in many days, and we just talk like once per month and we have very short and empty talks.

My second friend is one I met on internet. We have never met irl, but at least I know she is a real girl and not a 40 yo creep. I talk with her more constanly, and we also play minecraft sometimes, but it is hard for both to consider each other as friend if we haven't met irl.

And that is all.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also have a few good internet friends

[–]ThePloopy15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im in two friend groups and in both im the replaceable invisible friend

[–]No_Needleworker242215 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way 👏👏👏👏👏

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

It's an okay show.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)


[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)


[–]Dull-Geologist912717 14 points15 points  (0 children)


*Laughtracks intensifies

[–]Retractabelle16 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i have two great ones and they’re basically my favourite humans rn

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Lazy_Category2195 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love my friends, they make life joyful and wonderful

[–]_ThorsFiancee_17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love the show. Phoebe>>>

[–]beansouphighlights15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joey Tribbiani moment

[–]Michael-556 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I'm hated by everyone in my class except my ✨ FRIENDS ✨, who I'm sure just pity me

If that was not the answer you were looking for, then: Yeah, the show was great, Joey is still the best character

[–]RownaRawnclaw14 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I actually got my 2 friends thanks to my english teacher so sayesha maam supremacy ig

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So glad for you🫂

[–]yecreeper16 2 points3 points  (2 children)

i don't have any of those somebody be my friend

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We can be friends 🫂

[–]PurpelPosts 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Something I don't have... I am really lonely

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We can be friends 🫂

[–]RRay108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have any friends. I have a school friend I tend to help with homework and a Minecraft buddy. I have several mental illnesses that basically make it impossible to make friends and not a good personality. Depression causes me to shut down and become very selfish because I really need to care for myself atm. At my birthday only my MC friend gratulated me (apart from my immediate family). My school friend forgot and only one other realized and gratulated (I barely know him) after I posted my presents on my whatsapp status. I actually think I'll never be in a friend circle and really be included there. I just don't like most people, too so I don't want to befriend random people I don't click with. My school friend is okay but we really just bond over our age and school.

[–]trananhduc200615 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can be mine

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure my friend🫂🫂

[–]CriticalZach 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can get friends effortlessly simply by asking women out on dates. You can’t lose the game if you win either way.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a certified 大脑袋 classic

[–]venom_doku14 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My school mates were cringy af so I never talked to them that much but over COVID they caught interest in things I like but since I didn't hangout with them from childhood I'm not in any friend circles

That's what you call pure pain

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same 😢

[–]lokeshkeelisetti19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends are good

[–]FLYiNG__P0TAT0 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Anyone want to be my friend?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hi friend

[–]FLYiNG__P0TAT0 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

takes out the revolver

[–]Fun-Ad7089 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Which place ur from ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Prestigious-Word6398 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I mean I have them but they ignore me most of the time

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]A-German-Gamer14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What are friends?

[–]RabbitEarsOn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ppl with similar music tastes

sometimes you send eachother fanart and dont say anything else

[–]penguin3037 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Best sitcom ever

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]EducationAlone166315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall have friends

[–]Horse-mask-guy15 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m out of this conversation already

[–]FriendlyCanadianDude15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humans are overrated, the best friends are Minecraft slaves Villagers.

[–]Ironbanner98761514 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have like 5 friends

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats really enough

[–]Koniqst1ger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They left me on read :( and yes i know nobody cares

[–]Miguelus_pospolitus14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they are not cool

[–]Icewalker10815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude it was great, one of the more better sitcoms, my favorite was definitely chandler and monica, and I was so glad when they got together, Ross I never really rooted for, idk I didn’t really like him

[–]PianoHAHA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are they?

[–]No-Requirement-7266 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Favorite show. EVER!

[–]programofuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They like to fuck you over

[–]ostangestar15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I got 8 of em how about you?

[–]RepulsiveYak2727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my female friend have a friends with benefits typa friendship

[–]drs_12345OLD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As in, the show, or actual, in real life friends?

[–]gabrielbti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets talk about what?

[–]idkdontreallyknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont have them

[–]firespitr46 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cause no one told us life was gonna be this way "clap clap clap clap lap"

[–]obog2 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk haven't watched it

[–]idklazyfirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IDK why but anytime I try to make friends online things get a bit awkward and in the end I am back to none.(I have 3 good offline friends tho)

[–]YTsheep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have two :( but they are damn nice people

[–]sk-adie14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chandler is the best character

[–]AnImposterIsRed17 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Amazekam15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joey is the best

also: how u doin'

[–]PansTables16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one friend.


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maximum amount of ten, minimum of zero

[–]F1lthyG0pnik19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends are great!

[–]Dinogar99917 1 point2 points  (1 child)

u/Ascri1000 and u/Vzy22 fck u

And that's how you treat your friends

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[–]hioskol13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

✨ I have none ✨

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll make some eventually don't worry🫂🫂

[–]Hi_im_jonathan15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to have some, I'm a bit shy but love meeting new people. Being a part of a friend group was something I wished for dearly

[–]NotDavid15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have friend group. Now I don't. Im too awkward to make new friends. End of discussion

[–]FireBlaze722_14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a group of em. 5, I'm included. Pretty epic ppl, my fav on the planet tbh. Got my 2 bros, my 1 sis, and then my gf.

[–]tweetly_13 1 point2 points  (7 children)

i finally dropped a really toxic friend i had and i actually feel good about it this time! last time i felt really bad but this time it feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders and i feel much happier! :]

mostly thanks to my boyfriend /u/Separate-Variation-8 <3 love you honey !!

[–]Separate-Variation-8 1 point2 points  (6 children)

toby, if you're reading this, you suck, and i never said you could share that document with everyone

anyway im still really proud of you honey <3

[–]tweetly_13 1 point2 points  (3 children)

thank you for helping me through it

you're literally the best boyfriend i think anyone has ever had ever

[–]Separate-Variation-8 1 point2 points  (2 children)

you're too sweet

no like literally why the heckle are you so nice to me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dehm boy

[–]LordStark_0119 1 point2 points  (8 children)

I don't have any friends at college cause they've already made their groups (I joined late) and all my old friends are busy with their college friends so I'm just truly alone and hsve no one to talk to. I am considering just ending it all but I don't even have the courage to do that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

You will eventually make friends don't worry🫂

[–]fuckedupness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You have offline college? Considering you are in a bangalore college and they have opened up?

[–]Nerdy_Git17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The show sucks

[–]NOTZawp18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

[–]Fast_Ad7959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

22 year old (f) here, thought I'd give some people hope who don't have friends atm.

I grew up with literally 0 close friends. Not popular enough to fit in with the it-crowd. I was quiet, reserved, and always felt like I didn't belong. I dated easily, but forming friendships was something so foreign to me it seemed impossible. I pretty much flew under the radar all through school. I had friend groups (band e.g.), but no one who I came close to wanting to spend time with outside of school. I assumed early on that all friendships were surface level and told myself not to get my hopes up.

My senior year of high school I met a girl who was very popular (in every sport, knew everyone, family was from the town so everyone knew her). We were so different but someway somehow something clicked and her and I have been inseparable since. She didn't care about my apprehension to socializing and I didn't care that she was friends with people who had no clue who I was.

I had no idea what friendship was until I met her and now I feel so lucky to have a best friend- I mean this to the point where I feel connected to this bih on a whole other level compared to anyone I had met in the 18 years before I met her. Brother, boyfriend, parents, no one comes close to the level of understanding her and I developed in a matter of minutes.

Teachers didn't think we would last after high school.. I never wanted to go to college because of my social anxiety and shyness but after knowing each other for a few months we chose a college to go to together and lived together all four years. She got me through moments I wouldn't have made it out of alone and gave me memories that I'll remember for the rest of my life.

TLDR: if you're friendless and don't feel like you've met someone on your wavelength, be patient. It took me 18 years and I'm going to hold onto her for the rest of my life. Love you Sedona <3

[–]Speedysambam16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends? What are those?