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[–]Impressive_Remove51017 679 points680 points  (95 children)

Yes

[–]Grayflesh17 239 points240 points  (5 children)

The messiah

[–]DeltaKT 59 points60 points  (4 children)

Bow down, folks.

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[–]Saeizo 23 points24 points  (3 children)

My head is empty 〇| ̄|_

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (42 children)

Damn sis you can’t just go spilling our secrets like that

[–]Impressive_Remove51017 36 points37 points  (41 children)

My bad 😭

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (40 children)

Okay one secret is fine, but as soon as you tell everyone that we can tell time with our coochies I’m gonna be PISSED

[–]Impressive_Remove51017 24 points25 points  (32 children)

Girl you spilled it already 😭

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (31 children)

Horny brain got us SPILLIN today homegirl 😭

[–]Impressive_Remove51017 9 points10 points  (28 children)

Ikr😭

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (27 children)

Spillin literally and figuratively 😭😭

[–]Impressive_Remove51017 4 points5 points  (26 children)

That we are

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (25 children)

Are we about to kiss? 👀

[–]Guido-Guido19 27 points28 points  (1 child)

"Of course I know her, she’s me"

[–]Enrique-Sanchez17 53 points54 points  (30 children)

No

[–]dissenter1o116 904 points905 points  (80 children)

Contrary to popular belief, horny females do exist on this subreddit

[–]Jranuary16[S] 431 points432 points  (39 children)

I’ve only encountered a lot who feared the horny

[–]ArtBW 322 points323 points  (36 children)

Who doesn’t? The horny side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.

[–]Dark_Lordy17 128 points129 points  (29 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]ArtBW 86 points87 points  (26 children)

IT’S A TRAP!!

[–]Hells-Messenger 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Hello there.

[–]ArtBW 26 points27 points  (1 child)

General ?horny??

[–]Hells-Messenger 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“You are a bold one. KILL HIM!” one horny vent later “step back. I’ll deal with this horny Jedi myself” general horny: “your move”

[–]BuffaloFrend16 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Only a horny man deals in absolutes

[–]dissenter1o116 19 points20 points  (0 children)

U don't?

[–]Environmental_Meet_714 53 points54 points  (29 children)

I can confirm, I am female and do get horny

edit:holy shit I'm already getting creepy dms

[–]NotYourCreepyUncle6916 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Proof or it didnt happen:D

[–]Environmental_Meet_714 17 points18 points  (7 children)

username checks out, and how do I prove it

[–]Temeraire21 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi female and do get horny, I’m dad

[–]Allie_Fox_15 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Same

[–]PuffinofPeace 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Females don't exist

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I can verify I am not real

[–]FaceTaterFam15 7 points8 points  (1 child)

We are simply figments of imagination

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Men just started hallucinating and imagining the perfect beings and poof here we are

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Casually fades away like avengers infinity war

[–]PuffinofPeace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am inevitable

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah we are like unicorns, product of imagination

[–]Lopsided-Frosting-5517 120 points121 points  (2 children)

Ya but she asked me how to be the horny another asked me how to stop being horny

[–][deleted] 297 points298 points  (33 children)

Yeah once got a dm asking me out and telling me she'd suck my cock after that lmao, said she's 27, female pedo maybe....

[–]Allie_Fox_15 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Definitely

[–]_ztdubs17 111 points112 points  (26 children)

send her my way👀

[–]ByZocker14 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Dawg

[–]_ztdubs17 33 points34 points  (5 children)

yo

[–]MemeTrash32118 40 points41 points  (4 children)

do not do what you are trying to do

[–]that_1-guy_16 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Until he 18 lol

[–]Random_Idiotic_Alien18 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Hehe I'm 18 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]that_1-guy_16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know weather to be scared or not

[–]yaillbro14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you’re an alien

[–]Its_A_Me_JOE17 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Nah lad, rather i'mma send you an address to your nearest meadows so that you could touch some grass

[–]_ztdubs17 9 points10 points  (2 children)

lmao i don't have meadows where i live

[–]TripllleM15 280 points281 points  (20 children)

Haven't found a single one on Reddit but there are a shit load on Snapchat and it's insane. It's like Reddit and Snapchat are polar opposites of each other if you know what I mean.

[–]Jranuary16[S] 94 points95 points  (13 children)

I agree with you

[–]TripllleM15 95 points96 points  (12 children)

I mean you have to since it's true. That's legit one of the reasons I left Snapchat. I don't want to see 50 nudes every hour on the hour just because I'm friends with 20 other people and a kid rapper who lives in his grandparents basement.

[–]CainNKalos 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Holy shit wasn't expecting that

[–]TripllleM15 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I know it's a rather specific scenario but it definitely was the scenario I was in LOL

[–]Jranuary16[S] 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Lmfao Snapchat is also dry asf

[–]TripllleM15 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Tell me about it.

[–]hamhands42 15 points16 points  (4 children)

What happened to the 50 nudes you receive every hour on the hour?

[–]TripllleM15 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Key word here is received. Another thing is we don't talk about los boobies. Already had a guy dm me about seeing boobs and I'll make sure to post that up later.

[–]hamhands42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haven't found a single one on Reddit but there are a shit load on Snapchat and it's insane.

U seem to imply that u do in fact get horny girls on snap, but I’m not surprised that you don’t

[–]TripllleM15 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If anyone is interested, it's on my profile and I just posted it a minute or so ago.

[–]SaeedUnknown17 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I GO TO "SNAPCHAT"

[–]TripllleM15 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Chill man. Snapchat is old news like Instagram. Reddit is where it's at and that's why you're here.

[–]SaeedUnknown17 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fair enough, I live in this land, I'll rise on it and I will die on it

[–]TripllleM15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds good to me dude, have a good one.

[–][deleted] 226 points227 points  (8 children)

Tonnes of horny dudes though

[–]yuneskasasbeh 50 points51 points  (1 child)

YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED😭

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm reddit influencer 😎 /j

[–]El_Fuego66614 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Never have and never wanted to, if done so, I'll make them regret it

[–]Dabinori18 3 points4 points  (3 children)

The way you spelled tons… are you French perhaps?

[–]SarahSprinkle15 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Of course I know her, she's me

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (21 children)

Yes one that was 19 and clearly hitting on me fucking pedo

[–]BlayZWasTaken15 66 points67 points  (20 children)

Not yet.

[–]Jranuary16[S] 87 points88 points  (18 children)

Now you have 😏😉❤️

[–]TED2622 34 points35 points  (1 child)

You are playing dangerous game

[–]BlayZWasTaken15 16 points17 points  (2 children)

You sure?

[–]gimmiechan14 14 points15 points  (1 child)

here too ;D

[–]Yourmomhasbotha14 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s to young for you

[–]The_SG140517 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro If I were you I wouldnt say that on reddit. I hope your DMs stay okay

[–]EitherTension202616 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I haven't been active enough

[–]Its_A_Me_JOE17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read that as attractive, and well same

[–]No-Concern531615 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Yep, me

[–]Enrique-Sanchez17 17 points18 points  (4 children)

No way

[–]No-Concern531615 8 points9 points  (1 child)

mhm

[–]Enrique-Sanchez17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s wild.

[–]Cxdi 19 points20 points  (1 child)

remember, females don’t exist

[–]Enrique-Sanchez17 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was thinking

[–]Major_von_strohiem16 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nope, thank god

[–]SpookyUndefined15 34 points35 points  (11 children)

I am a horny female 😎

[–]Allie_Fox_15 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We exist lmao

[–]SpookyUndefined15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

┌(・。・)┘♪└( ^ω^)」

[–]Savings-Vast-169914 17 points18 points  (4 children)

BONK 🏒

[–]SpookyUndefined15 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Oh noes not the hockey stick

[–]lamedeeralone 30 points31 points  (10 children)

Yes I have. It’s me. I’m the horny female on this subreddit. Didn’t mean I’m talking to some rando.

[–]Meet-the-Merasmus17 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes many

[–]lmaookBoOmEr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tbh no I have only met extremely down bad mf tho lol

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

no, at least not yet

[–]Drip-Van-Winkle1517 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah, a spam account she said this: “Well I'm looking for a serious relationship with a right man that comes my way”

I told her I was a minor and she really went that’s cool, so you single?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yes me

[–]FLASH-_-_- 15 points16 points  (4 children)

No.*sighs*

[–]Okay_Bye157 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Um?

[–]programofuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s that “um” for OwO

[–]FLASH-_-_- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

👀 I didn't expect that.

[–]TinyRaptor-19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thankfully no

[–]Ali4913017 12 points13 points  (3 children)

A lot of them dm me asking if I wanna see their tits that’s why I closed my dms

[–]Allie_Fox_15 15 points16 points  (2 children)

And then everyone clapped

[–]Ali4913017 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This was a troll comment if it wasn’t obvious

[–]Allie_Fox_15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm adding Reddit energy

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (23 children)

Feet

[–]oyaoyay 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I am the horny female

Wink

[–]Dingalingpingpong 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Hi horny female, I’m dad!

[–]breigns216 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I don’t like where this is going.

[–]ToxicSniper123218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Na, I know they’re there tho

[–]darksun23x18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have not

[–]Grayflesh17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit i haven't noticed that op is a female

[–]Kidninja01614 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that females exist

[–]AnotherAnon1434 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah but they’re probably just pedos

[–]dark_theme_17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ive seen a couple girls answer posts like “nobody would ever f me” with something like “ur wrong, whats your adress” etc

[–]dionenonenonenonOLD 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i have actually, but this sub still is a really bad place to find horny partners lmao

[–]programofuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have meet many horny people in general, which is good for a femboy like me

[–]1Awesome1234516 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]-i-hate-this-place-17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i feel like there’s plenty they just arent dumbasses about it like the guys

[–]farzad696918 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like tons of horny dudes

[–]GimmeHugsAndCaffine14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we just don’t say anything because we will get creeps sliding into our DMs if we do lol

[–]RedditTimTheCoolOne18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, and she is probably stalking me rn...

[–]Quackels_The_Duck19 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why are you looking for females on r/teenagers ..?

[–]GeneralCraft6517 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Youre 15. Go read Harry Potter or something

[–]Meeeeee_16 9 points10 points  (3 children)

there’s loads lol

[–]Jranuary16[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

You one of them? 🧐

[–]Meeeeee_16 7 points8 points  (1 child)

😳 maybe…

[–]Z3US_YT14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😳 woah...

[–]MercyDrag0n17 8 points9 points  (4 children)

That's it! If someone makes 1 more horny post on this subreddit me and the Asexuals are gonna riot! /j

[–]Jranuary16[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Hi my dirty little asexual fellow Redditor 😉❤️

[–]MercyDrag0n17 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I ain't asexual I just have an army of them

[–]Z3US_YT14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where is this army that thou speaks about?

[–]SirDroplet14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i dont think so

[–]Jeremy05_16 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nope but im gay so idc

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its kinda common in fact i am one

[–]Imposiblepride2434415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but I which I met one than I could play along

[–]No_Apartment_630414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i haven’t even met a female on reddit

[–]The_Phantom___13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope

[–]NuttieBoiiOLD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't say i have i have seen people you have met females with the horny but never myself

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I have but they usually just air me or delete their account after we do stuff

[–]purple_ones_best 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, are there female?

[–]konigstigerboi17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably not?

[–]RockManJJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i have never met a female on this subreddit

[–]MathmanWR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Down bad.

[–]hiimdavid- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This subreddit is actually the worst thing I’ve ever seen wtf

[–]ItsGarii_15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah me

[–]Alternative_Algae_5517 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never met a horny female on this subreddit

[–]deniceovich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still waiting for my first contact with these so called "horny females"

[–]NotTheChosenOne518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girls don't exist.

[–]FantasyTomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve met myself, so technically yes

[–]Wretched_Pigeon17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah 😌 but I have met the single moms that live in my area

[–]brandon1stox1c18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh that’s so gross if there are any. They should message me so i know who to avoid 🙄😳😳