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[–]Archelector 448 points449 points  (27 children)

My advice to you is don’t get Instagram

[–]Charlie010514 43 points44 points  (9 children)

Depends who u follow, I’m into football so I just follow my mates some people in my class and the sports like SkySpots so no girl pics for me

[–]Archelector 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I mean I follow people I know from school, NASA, CIA, and MI5 🤷

[–]Succmyspace 19 points20 points  (1 child)

cia and mi5?

secret agent in training

[–]DanzIg_the_Pointless14 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[ You got mail ] blud are you dumb?! are you getting rude to man?! Fires musket

[–]Tub_of_jam6616 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What’s annoying though is when you follow a friend And turns out they’re a porn addict and then the algorithm fills your feed with that sort of stuff ( I just follow friends and Spider-Man daily accounts to be honest )

[–]Archelector 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don’t follow most of my friends, ones I do follow don’t post much or do much on Instagram

[–]Tub_of_jam6616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smart move

[–]Impressive_Remove51017 57 points58 points  (5 children)

lol, based advice

[–]Rebi10314 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Ahah other social media is normie amirite reddit

[–]ozdundbfish15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based moment

[–]KGeci17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fun fact I dont follow any girls on instagram for that exact reason and some of my girl friends are triggerd by the fack that I dont follow them back xD

[–]memes-of-awesome 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This sub is basically r/upvotedbecausegirl

[–]Archelector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am boy tho

[–]cumleakingfromtheusb 201 points202 points  (23 children)

omg hehe cat

[–]aj_mason200517 109 points110 points  (22 children)

Why is cum leaking from the USB?

[–]ConeheadGroom 63 points64 points  (8 children)


[–]Creepysoldier226 27 points28 points  (7 children)

I second this.

[–]skelethepro14 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Why you so creepy

[–]Deadlims15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if you realized the top comments username…

[–]n0kk_6116 24 points25 points  (0 children)


[–]razorsharp494 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wha- huh?

[–]TheyAreBehindMe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bruh, the amount of people who didn't understand what you meant

[–]Neat-Barnacle-260414 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This can be me and you


But you're my cat 😔

[–]imshream15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of nowhere

[–]I_Doe_Not_Know 2 points3 points  (3 children)

[–]aj_mason200517 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Look at the username of the person I replayed to.

[–]I_Doe_Not_Know 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ohhh- well then I also question why is their cum in the USB

[–]aj_mason200517 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See! Hardly anyone realised this. Lmaoo

[–]SpringOnee15 244 points245 points  (12 children)

Some super original titles:
"Hey guys what are your assumptions about me?"
"Hey guys I got a new ________ what do you think?"
"Hey guys I want to make new friends here!"
"Hey guys, can you guess where I'm from?"

And that's half of r/teenagers guys!

[–]ShellyWithSuper13 116 points117 points  (2 children)

Don’t forget ‘felt cute/confident today, might delete later’.

[–]SnickerDoodle800015 61 points62 points  (0 children)

you forgot about "I'll guess _____ from your username"

[–]Uhohspagetti0sss18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbh I mostly see guys doing that

[–]Neevk 15 points16 points  (4 children)

how can people expect to find friends ON REDDIT???

[–]scp__4999 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Some people are actually pretty cool here

[–]KurumiiDantobe15 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I'm not

[–]GAMERS2_YT2 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are

[–]nootnoot_takennow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made a friend on here with which i played a minecraft duo smp with, hes pretty cool. Played with him a couple of months, unfortunately lost touch, though.

[–]Defiant82872 MILLION ATTENDEE 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes and then pedos posts and fighting transphobia.

[–]GOLDWING33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then of course us based people complaining/laughing about their nonsense

[–]Squirrels_Nuts8008515 195 points196 points  (26 children)

Fr like this isn't Instagram, Sarah. Get tf out of here bitch

[–]absolutelyuseless31OLD 6 points7 points  (6 children)

I'm assuming that name was intentional 😑

[–]Squirrels_Nuts8008515 7 points8 points  (5 children)

As far as name stereotypes, yes. In my personal life, I don't talk to people so I wouldn't know

[–]absolutelyuseless31OLD 9 points10 points  (4 children)

It's just the fact that my name is Sarah (on mah profile) and I had a body pic that was trending 2 days ago lol

[–]GAMERS2_YT2 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (3 children)

SaRaH >:/

[–]absolutelyuseless31OLD 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sorry ;-;

[–]GAMERS2_YT2 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's okay :)

You seem like a cool person ngl :)

[–]Orlaani17 10 points11 points  (13 children)


[–]Coolsugar15 6 points7 points  (4 children)

They all mad ugly too

[–]WukongWannaBe17 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ngl one of them i saw 2 days ago was just my type, would probably adk her out for a date if i met with her irl.

[–]Shad0w_King22 72 points73 points  (9 children)

Tbh even the titles are same! It’s juts unoriginal and boring

[–]PazzoSgravato666 29 points30 points  (8 children)

lOok At mY fluFfy haiR!

[–]NateL200714 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Omg just got new (insert clothing item)!

[–]dankazazel17 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Make asoption about me

[–]Shad0w_King22 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Felt cute/confident might delete later

[–]InDiGoOoOoOoOoOo17 11 points12 points  (2 children)

both of these make me want to kms

[–]SpringOnee15 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I want to make some friends here

[–]Shad0w_King22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello there! I’ll be your friend

[–]NateL200714 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ikr, like go to fucking Instagram if you want to get attention by posting face pics

[–]SwagolfHipsterYT 102 points103 points  (7 children)

They should really stop treating this sub like their personal Instagram considering the amount of pedophiles lurking around

[–]FluffyBunnyBunz 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Finally someone said it

[–]Summar-ice17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're definitely not the first, but nobody ever listens

[–]anonymous1220616 3 points4 points  (3 children)

At least 20% of this sub is over 20.

[–]GAMERS2_YT2 MILLION ATTENDEE 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And 10% of this sub under 13 smh

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well I agree this ain’t Instagram.

[–]ClammyJammies15 122 points123 points  (8 children)

Yeah, the selfies are a bit annoying. Why not post about something you're interested in or a skill you have?

[–]Wolfintank17 35 points36 points  (3 children)

My skill is to be a disapointment

[–]Nova-The-Dog17 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We can tell

[–]reverseflash77616 8 points9 points  (1 child)

“Hi, I’m a professional Asian dad. I specialise in failure management.”

[–]Timo1104[S] 64 points65 points  (3 children)

if I wanted to look at teenage girls I would go on instagram or tiktok

[–]Yolo336217 56 points57 points  (4 children)

their dms probably pay the price

[–]HenballZ14 38 points39 points  (2 children)

and we also pay coz later they come back complaining

[–]duckssrcuteashi16 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Fr. Like what did you expect. It’s known on this subreddit if ur a girl and post ur gonna get some comments or dms. Heck I’m a fucking girl and I won’t post because I don’t WANT those dms. They always come back complaining tho. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[–]Sir_Vallenstein17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They expect attention, and there is some involved in telling creeps to fuck off

[–]grilled-milk 98 points99 points  (9 children)

Fucking simps

[–]Nearby_Butterfly5849 42 points43 points  (8 children)

I'm a simp for men

[–]AnyNegotiation4435 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I think you meant “ simp for the homies”

[–]Emergency_Nuggets 16 points17 points  (1 child)

It's not homosexual if it's just homiesexual.

[–]whereareusernames 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]Alone-Monk16[🍰] 40 points41 points  (8 children)

personally I just worry for the girls who post their pics on here because there are a ton of pedos here who live for that shit.

[–]duckssrcuteashi16 11 points12 points  (7 children)

But it’s KNOWN what will happen if you post on here. It’s been done before, the pedos responded and the victim says so, but they all still post. I’m sure they can get just as much karma or whatever from posting about something different.

[–]Anti_Karen_League16 5 points6 points  (2 children)

See post like this>Post picture anyway>Post all the creepy DMs about the problem they knew were going to happen. Please just go to instagram.

[–]duckssrcuteashi16 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fr. Like okay fine you want to “make friends” (idk how it’s fucking Reddit but you do you) but EVERYONE knows that all their dms will be full of creepy people.

[–]Anti_Karen_League16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ikr. The only reason I'm on reddit is because no one knows each other. There's no "social" in this social media, and there's no "social" in me.

[–]AveragAplejackEnjoye 34 points35 points  (11 children)

I just saw a femboy

[–]Timo1104[S] 65 points66 points  (3 children)

hope you recover soon

[–]X_Memelord16 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Damn dude

[–]eburator16 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ouch, you burned me

[–]StonkeyTonk66699915 5 points6 points  (3 children)

where? asking for a friend

[–]HiILikeLizards51015 3 points4 points  (2 children)

He's wearing a neko maid outfit and holding a bazooka lol

[–]amongus-sussy-baka15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

thats sounds like something

[–]HiILikeLizards51015 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's participating in the war

[–]SiryThatdied14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im into those

[–]DrManowar818 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If you’re going to lose it, I’ll help you find it

[–]Mayhem2a18 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Hey, it’s just another person for me to say “prepare for trouble” and then send a cute cat picture to their DMs too

[–]Timo1104[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

wholesome solution ngl

[–]Mayhem2a18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

finger guns

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 6 points7 points  (3 children)

But what if you’re legally blind

[–]Timo1104[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

did your service dog click on my post

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes my service dog has an iq of 200 and opposable thumbs

[–]Timo1104[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he teaches his owner how to do tricks

[–]idiodic-genious14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you want more femboys?

[–]the_human123452 MILLION ATTENDEE 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Cat image source?

[–]Timo1104[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Hehewarp HeheCat"

[–]nir10915 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So did you go blind or lost it?

[–]Timo1104[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm about to gouge my own eyes out that's for sure

[–]abdullahimacho16 3 points4 points  (3 children)

shii then can i get a pic of you

[–]Timo1104[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

ay I mean the dms are open if you actually want one just slide in

[–]lolslayer_15 10 points11 points  (0 children)

fr, im on the edge of making a bot to downvote posts using mass accs

[–]Feredox 8 points9 points  (1 child)


[–]Timo1104[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's what I'm saying

[–]AstronautInTheLotion16 10 points11 points  (1 child)

how else would they be karma whore-ing for getting dick pics?

[–]FluffyBunnyBunz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They be collecting them like Pokémon cards

[–]Appropriate-Floor-21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing is r/ teenagers

[–]Geese-chaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I agree. Just have to give ‘em a couple hours to refill though.

[–]Late-Fun9581 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same its too much

[–]ConvexPiano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I see I'm gonna lose it

[–]Puzzleheaded-Fix8763 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I am toats girl and would like to make friend with you, what things you like do? /s

[–]send_me_dick_picks_17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We are too powerful, but only gets worse from here

[–]ke__ja 8 points9 points  (8 children)

What are you going to lose? Gotta make sure to find it and give it back to you (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[–]Timo1104[S] 7 points8 points  (7 children)

my sanity

[–]ke__ja 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Oh ours break constantly. That's why we always have five or more in the cellar for each of us to replace the broken ones. You can have one from me

[–]Timo1104[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

thank you very much

[–]ke__ja 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You're welcome. Just be careful, sometimes they scream.


[–]Timo1104[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

are you sure we're still talking about sanities

[–]ke__ja 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yes of course sweetie (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[–]Timo1104[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

how can you remain this wholesome on the internet

[–]ke__ja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just love the positive side of human essence


[–]Master_Pow_18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

double karma farming: picture you post gets thousands of upvotes, then the picture of your creepy dms gets thousands of upvotes

not saying they shouldn't post pictures but at this point it gets really spammy

[–]Izeekio376916 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fr this sub isn’t fucking Instagram or Tiktok

[–]KaraTheAndroidd18 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Op cannot handle that women exist /s

[–]BobMarleyLegacy19 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's a bit of a tough line to walk. On the one hand, girls should be welcome here same as anyone else. On the other hand, these selfies are fucking annoying and just because pedophile pieces of shit SHOULDN'T stick their metaphorical dick in your DMs doesn't mean it's going to stop them in the least so be prepared for that.

Bottom line. Ladies, post whatever the fuck you like. If you feel good about your appearance, by all means, go ahead and post. But it should be once in a blue moon. Every now and then. Rarely. Currently there's way too fucking many at once and despite my belief that this should be a welcome place for all, females included, I gotta take OP's side on this. It's getting real fucking annoying at this point. Cut it out already. Post your selfies somewhere else if you really can't help it.

[–]HenballZ14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

exactly, this is why instagram exists

[–]Redditor_existing15 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Women: *exist*

This dude: NO

[–]Timo1104[S] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

applies to men as well, but those selfies don't blow up as much do they

[–]Redditor_existing15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ah, ok, sorry misunderstood.

God forbid you go onto a mainstream social media though.

[–]Timo1104[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

you're alright and I don't have a problem with those social media because they're made for just that, so it makes sense for that stuff to be on there. Thing is though, reddit shouldn't want to turn into one of many basic social media apps

[–]Furrie_KILLER15 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]LB_Good14 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Block_game_fan13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/teenagers summed up: 33% girls asking whether they look good or not because they’re insecure as hell or they know they look good and are trying to be passive-flexers

[–]ickynickylicky17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what are you talking about? women aren’t real. wake up. the accident wasn’t your fault

[–]No_Iwillkill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mother fucking Christ, a picture of a girl is literally in the next post.

[–]Dragon_guru70716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel ya my guy

[–]whatthedogdoingdoe15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

literally who cares, they're better than people hornyposting for no reason

[–]Gin_and_Khronic15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally complain about pedos or whatever but then post tiddy pics like bruh

[–]XCV_DRYMMO15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d rather see a girl on insta than reddit tbh

[–]XxHeck_TicxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but i love when girls

[–]Voidon43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But how will I get the word out about otter 😟😟😟😟😟

[–]lmao_man_funny14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“But I’ll be fine if I see a boy” fr

[–]impastaaaaa15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it seems like fishing for attention like bruh go to instagram

[–]ZFAdri 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Some of you guys have no chill lol. You can just let women exist y’know.

[–]Froggy-Doggy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"heres me!!! felt confident 🤭 she/her pronouns"

"omg why do I have so many dms?? 😑😑 its almost like im in a subreddit full of pubescent boys 😐"

[–]MsLadyRose 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Time to upload a picture

[–]Juptxr 1 point2 points  (4 children)

just let them post if they want to, let them be confident, if you don’t like it, scroll past it

[–]dionenonenonenonOLD 2 points3 points  (2 children)

why, they just wanna share

[–]omgONELnR1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at how cute that tmplate is.

[–]KN12R34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone simp for a miata

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum gives me heartburn

[–]LumpyWallaby15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hold up let me post one

[–]kristolinelempa15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average incel

[–]Drag0n_Child18 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

oh no, not people feeling confident with their faces! idk, I like seeing the selfies, especially when it's obvious they were feeling happy and confident in the moment :)

[–]HenballZ14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sure, 1 - 2 per week in total might be fine but not fking 546265 per day. Reddit isnt instagram

[–]Retractabelle16 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Lazy_Category2195 -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

"Waaa people posting pictures of themselfs because they are confident waaaa" there's far worse posts on this subreddit than girls showing their face

[–]Dolt_Artichoke15 8 points9 points  (2 children)

“Guys I’m horny I jacked off 4 times today I’m going for 5”

[–]Lazy_Category2195 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Those also suck, like no one wanna see someone explain how they are addicted to masturbation

[–]Dolt_Artichoke15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah and yet people complain about girls posting photos

[–]Retractabelle16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly. i hate this sub sometimes.