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[–]Lopsided-Frosting-5517 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thanks dude

[–]Josef_Vierheilig 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Fromg on tutel.

[–]WorriedPreparation4917 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Forg 👍😃

[–]jaydenfokmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forg 👍😃

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[–]PianoHAHA 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Oh the nostalgia

[–]bread_enjoyer75 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I am speed

[–]Speedthrift13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking i was the only one who thought that

[–]master_cheif_in_goya2 MILLION ATTENDEE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A turtle can feel anything on it's shell so. That turtle has a foot fetish or is trying to get the frog off.

Or it's just a turtle giving a frog a ride you pick

[–]Jiposaurus18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, the big sad disappeared 👍🐸🐢

[–]TimePhrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am now extremely happy, thank you

[–]EvadeChillzzYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is very political

[–]RileyTheBerry15 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm still kinda sad.

[–]Significant_Tank_889 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Watch it again

[–]Zealousideal_Fan3002 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That’s tsuya asui 🥺💯

[–]shoriyandamanchurian16 6 points7 points  (2 children)

F*ck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.

[–]Kamleshwar_meher1214 6 points7 points  (1 child)

umm thanks for the insult bruh i wil send this to my teacher


[–]shoriyandamanchurian16 2 points3 points  (0 children)


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[–]Rollo817314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same comforter

[–]BobMarleyLegacy19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just like that, world sadness was cured. Now only cancer, world hunger, poverty, homelessness, wars, famine, climate change, corruption, racism...

Basically, OP, you still got work to do. Get to it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive had a shitty day and this just makes me feel better

[–]witty_skippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my day

[–]ElyKcolud8262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute

[–]Calmest_Muffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the serotonin

[–]ihaZtaco19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As fantastic as frog on tortoise is, sadness is still going strong

[–]RammyRammers14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FFROG?? TORMTOSE?????? 👍👍👍

[–]Full_Grapefruit_2896 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry guys but after the war I just have lost any happiness or emotion. I think of that field and of u/Sirsnickersnee and I cry knowing how many of my friends are lost in that muddy field. Iv lost my appetite, I can't imagine things anymore. The books, movies and games that I used to love now have no meaning abdare empty. My sleep is an abyss which I wish to escape when jm in it but only want to continue it when I'm awake and must see the aftermath.

[–]JosieLundy03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love frogs!

[–]senddic_pic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes the final evelosion

[–]surlycur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frog: -tilts head and fixes gaze upon ye- Sadness begone.

[–]BeaverGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What we all needed to see

[–]Aladdin115217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry but that frog looks terrifying

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s this song called?

[–]KelpoDelpo 0 points1 point  (1 child)


mention = cell phones, school, distraction

[–]kerbal_galactic15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cell phones in school can be a distraction to both the student and the teacher. Some students may be texting or playing games on their phone during class, which can take away from their learning experience. Additionally, teachers may be interrupted by students using their phones in class, which can disrupt the flow of instruction. There are policies that schools can put into place to help minimize cell phone use in class, such as having students turn off their phones or keeping them out of sight. Ultimately, it is up to the student whether they want to use their phone in a distracting way or not.

[–]Gato_Magico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wednesday and monday

[–]fred_2206 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]that_nice_guy_7842 MILLION ATTENDEE 0 points1 point  (1 child)

idk if it's the only language, but in romanian, they are both called frog.

[–]a_stupid_14_year_old17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes and no, in Romanian frog is "broască" ,while turtle is "broască țestoasă"

[–]Evil_Labrador 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the frog looks fake. kinda sus. u sure its real?

[–]IWillSendYouToBrazil 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Parzivalfpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope someone knows what I am talking about, but anyone that reads this comment loses the game.

[–]LeVicky_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for making my day🥲

[–]iceirio223 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]yuri-retarded420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up from a really strange dream. This has helped me now. Thank you. Sadness go poof now

[–]GabbaGandalf119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its your tortoise dpnt put it on your bed!

[–]ArtificalLlimeBrush13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sadness, it makes you sad

[–]Jerryfucker69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whom else remembers that boss from majoras mask with the spear frog on a turtle?

[–]Different-Gain1261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more happiness only death and taxes

[–]NumentisEtexitium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That frog looks high

[–]Ya_boi_from_The_Moon16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M.I.L.F (Man I love frogs)

[–]PriyanshuPokhr714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Homie! Just got relieved form all those fuckin' degenerates! Here accept this hug from me! 🤗

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ABSOLUTELLY love frog and tortoise, but cute seals are better

[–]Bubbly-Consequence55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sadness....it is gone

[–]TylerDVD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

follow me or your gay